This prompt is the brainchild of aFrank Angle and follows all the rules laid out. Primarily this picture must be used.
a story needs to be written that is 150 words or less and titled like so
Footprints in the Sand by John W. Howell © 2017
“Why do you do it?”
“Do what?”
“Manage to have every young woman on the beach watch you walk by?”
“Why darling, I have no idea what you are talking about.”
“You do, you old goat.”
“It must be the cane. I got it special in India.”
“I don’t think that is it.”
“What is it then?”
“That ridiculous Speedo.”
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Now I need to link back to Frank’s post. Here it is.
https://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2017/07/10/on-footprints-in-the-sand/
Finally, I have to display the following badge
I think I have done it all. I hope you like the story
LMAO … Brilliant … and a great laugh for my morning! I definitely didn’t see that coming. 🙂
Thanks for participating … and I invite your readers to stop by for my story and the links to others!
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Thank you. I try to blindside whenever I can get away with it. 😀
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It worked …. sneaky but not subtle (which is what I tried to do).
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You devil you.
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Even my initial pattern was in a Sherlock Holmes mode. … but have done a slammer ending as the murderer awaits.
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Sometimes you have to do what you have to do.
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… and if you don’t, it’s Obama’s fault.
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For sure. Even the thought of not doing what you have to do is Obama’s fault.
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We have it covered
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I think so.
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LOL!!!! Yep, Speedos grab the attention but unless worn by someone like Michael Phelps, that attention is anything but positive. Great story!
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Ha ha ha. I remember taking the kids swimming and forgot my suit. All they had in the pool shop were Speedo’s. The kids doubled over in laughter. I didn’t leave the water until we were finished. 😀
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Yeah. That speedo would do it.
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I’m sure.
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Hilarious! Short, concise, but packed full of information 🙂 Also – I must have missed the part where the challenge was supposed to be 150 words or less! 😮
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Oh well. Good stuff anyway.
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I like the way you assessed the picture to come up with the cane. Great powers of observation.
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Thanks, Craig. I do a deep dive on pictures for prompts. Always looking for the hook that can be twisted.
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And you do it so well.
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Thank you, sir.
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Ooof, one does not even want to think about this one….
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Hide your eyes.
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Yep – the Speedos would definitely do it.
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I think so for sure.
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That was great, John! Got a snort and a guffaw from me, to be sure!
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Thank you Dale. Snort is good.
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Snort is very good! 😉
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*snort
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🤣
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You never fail to amaze me, John! That was wonderful!
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Thank you, John 😀
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How have all of the world’s Speedos not been systematically burned at this point? Not one of humanity’s shining examples of ingenuity…
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So true. Where is the gasoline?
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Ha Ha! Speedo and a cane. 🙂 Funny stuff!
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The word Speedo makes me laugh.
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Super funny 😂 Although, he must look very good if everyone is looking. Then again, he might look
very bad also causing everyone to look. I hope it’s the first. There are way too many people on the beach wearing way-too-small things. Fun read … thank you for bringing humor into the writing challenge.
Isadora 😎
Here’s my story:
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LOVED that!! Omg, the picture in my head is just….not for public consumption.
You are so creative!
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Think of my head. I wrote this stuff. Thanks, Mae.
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Gotta love it…burst out loud laughing…scared the pets….:) What a visual..now that’s the real scary part!!
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It is one that takes a while to forget. Thanks, Kirt.
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Lol love it!!
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😀
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Perfect! I thought you would participate in the challenge.
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You did well too.
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Great job, John, but it brought back a frightening scene I witnessed on a beach off the coast of Venezuela many years ago. It was a 70+ year old man wearing a Speedo THONG! OMG! I’ve never been more traumatized in my life.
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I’ll bet. Not a pretty sight.
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That was funny. 🙂 Great job with just a simple conversation.
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Thank you, Jacki. I’m glad you liked it
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ROFL!!! Brilliant John.
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Love this! Your sense of humor exceeds! Thank you!
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Thank you so much, Resa. Your photos are marvelous.
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😀
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I’m thinking we’re lucky he has the speedo on…in general. This is a tricky prompt. Liked it.
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Glad you liked it. 🙂
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