“Okay, boss. Whats that thing below us there?”
“It is a photo showing all of Charles Yallowitz’s War of Nytefall Series which are on sale for $0.99 each for the month of October.”
“Oh thank goodness. Here I thought it was a bag of some kind of new dog food.”
“Me too, Lucy. Not sure I could handle that.”
“These are Fantasy and Vampire stories, right Twiggy?”
“Not sure Lucy. I think so but I have a hard time holding books.”
“If I didn’t know better I would say you just told a joke.”
“Yeah, I think I did. Where can people who can hold a reader get War of Nytefall?”
“You just gave the link in your question.”
“I did? What’s a link?”
“Please excuse Twiggy folks. She doesn’t get out much.”
“Yeah. I wish Mom would let me out right now.”
“I would rush to get these books at $.99. They are also available for 99 Pence in the UK and discounts at other sites as well. As for me I’ve worked hard enough as a spokesperson. Nap time.
“Currency exchange makes my head hurt, Lucy. Heres the US link again.”
Phew, you got those doggies working hard at marketing now, John! Best of luck, Charles, with your books. I’m off to check them out here in the UK now. 🙂
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Thanks. 😊
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Thank you, Harmony. Their paws are down to the bone.
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Thanks for talking scoot the sale, girls. Really appreciate it.
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Arf, arf. Bark, rowlf. (They decided to speak to you in their own tongue. They each say it was a pleasure.)
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If respond in kind, but I failed Intro to Barking in college.
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Reblogged this on Legends of Windemere.
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Nice reblog.
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Best promotion ever! 🙂
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Thank you, Gwen. 😊
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I am in love with your dogs. Oh my. And they talk too, and not just among themselves. I’ve always thought animals speak when we’re out of the room. An eternal hunch of mine. 🙂
PS Please tell Twiggy, I have a photo of her namesake framed in my closet.
🙂
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Thank you so much for the visit, Susannah. I think animals talk as well. It does not surprise Twiggy that you have a poster of her namesake in your closet. 😀
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Yeah, near the little black dress section.
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Of course. 😀
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PSS..I also love how they’re earning their keep by being your PR firm. Did they attend Oxford by any chance? 🙂
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They did not attend Oxford. They are rescues so they went to the school of hard knocks. Lucy was found on the street in San Antonio and Twiggy was born in freedom from a puppy mill rescued Mama. I am teaching them to use the Oxford comma, however. 😊
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They seem very smart to me. They must be readers.
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They do my copy editing.
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In-house. I like that, and I believe it. Can see Twiggy at your desk.
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Hahaha. She is mostly under.
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🙂
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Very clever!
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Thanks, Liz
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That’s quite the marketing team.
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They want to hit the road but I told them no. 😁
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LOL! What a great promotion. Congratulations to Charles!
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Thank you, Jill. 😀
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Lucy and Twiggy, you did well. Congrats to Charles on the new book.
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Thanks, Joan.
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A great promotional post, John.
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Thank you, Robbie.
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Cutest marketing team I’ve ever seen!
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Thanks, Teri.
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I can’t imagine two cuter dogs to promote Charles’ books. Hope there are LOTS of sales! Only too bad dogs can’t read…or can they??
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I’m not sure if they can read or not. Thanks for the nice words, Noelle.
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Great spokesmen! Twiggy needs some kind of artificial hands apparatus. I bet she’d be a voracious reader.
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I wonder. Her attention span is a little short. Thanks, Linda.
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What a great spokes-team for Charles, and so cleverly done!
Wishing Charles lots of sales, and high-five to Lucy and Twiggy for such a great job.
Er…you too, John 😉
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Thanks, Mae. Lucy and Twiggy get all the credit. (since their agreement says so) 😀
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Smart girls 🙂
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😁
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What a great post! Hope Charles moves a bunch of copies. (At least the girls aren’t wearing sandwich boards yet.)
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The sandwich board contract has been signed for my next launch. Thanks, Craig. I hope Charles has a ton of sales as well.
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Maybe Lisa needs one of those to compliment her sign-shaker image.
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I think she might.
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Well now, with the girls working so hard to sell this trilogy (I’m assuming it is one?) how can I resist?
Good job, ladies!
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It’s a series. There will be more coming. Thanks, Dale.
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Well, I spent my 3+ dollars 😉
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Charles will love you. Thanks, Dale.
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Nice mashup!
And Twiggy looks like she just woke up in that first pic. What a professional . . from a deep sleep to “Action!” in the blink of a couple of sleepy eyes.
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I think every writer needs a pair of marketing dogs, John — well done, Lucy and Twiggy! Bet if you asked nicely, they’d take their commission out in cookies, too!
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Clever, John! These two may be your next marketing gurus! What a great way to help out a fellow-author!
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I couldn’t think of better spokedogs for a book! I’m glad it wasn’t dog food, too. Thanks for sharing the sale.
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Thank you, Denise.
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An adorable book promotion, John. Lucy and Twiggy did a fantastic job as the spokesperson(s). Charles has got a great sale going on. I must take advantage of it. 😉 xo
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Yes, you should. Vashti. Thank you for the visit and nice comment.
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Mon Dieu! Mademoiselle Twiggy promotes the book! The best marketing company ever!
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We market everything.
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🙂
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I love a bargain. That’s very generous of Charles. Wishing him huge success. Sharing.
Thanks for letting us know, John, Lucy, and Twiggy! Hugs on the wing.
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Thank you, Teagan. Hugs
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[…] Lucy and Twiggy Promote War of Nitefall – John Howell […]
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Thank you for the link, Joan
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Terrific spokespooches!
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Ha haha. Thanks, Dan
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Hahaha
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Currency exchange calculations make my head hurt too. Nicely promoted girls!
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Thanks, Deborah.
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So modern chicks – business ladies :))
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Yes, they are. My little spokesdoggies.
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Reblogged this on Where Genres Collide Traci Kenworth YA Author & Book Blogger.
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Thank you, Traci
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