In Keith’s words.
“Using this photo ( below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.
Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next Monday.”
The photo.
In Three by John W. Howell © 2019
“Yeah, I think we are good to go.”
“I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”
“What do you mean you can’t understand me?”
“Just what I said.”
“Do I need to speak up cause if I do I don’t want anyone to overhear.”
“No, I hear you fine. I just have a problem with what you mean by ‘good to go.”‘
“You’re kidding, right?”
“No.”
“It means I have planted the explosives and we are ready to execute in three minutes.”
“Execute? My gosh are you sure you have the right number?”
“Is this 210-555-5555?”
“Yes, that is correct.”
“Black Operations?”
“Black what?”
“Black Operations?”
“My heavens no. This is Birdies Gift Shop.”
“Birdies gift sh— What the hell? This burner phone is preprogrammed. How did I get you?”
“I’m sure I don’t know, but there is no need to raise our voice, young man.”
“Raise my voice? I’m going to be forced to do a little more than that. Where are you?”
“In front of the shop.”
“No, I mean the address.”
“For some reason, I don’t think I should tell you.”
“Aw come on. I just want to say hello and maybe buy some gifts.”
“I’m sorry whoever you are. We don’t carry explosives. I’m hanging up now.”
Fiction Favorites 
For a moment there, I thought the NSA were listening in (you’ll have to excuse me, we’re just coming to the end of binge-watching The Good Wife on Netflix – other streaming services are available – and the listening service features in places.)
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They might be. I would get a tin foil hat just in case.
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Shiny side out or in?
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Out for sure. More reflective that way.
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🙂
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😁
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Jenkins might want to watch his back for a bit. Never a good idea to pull a prank on a spy.
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Pretty gutsy I would say. Especially when the other guy has explosives.
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Good point.
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😀
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Great one, John. This story captured me right away, and I’ve learned there is laughter even among the hardened criminals. 🙂
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Thank you, Gwen. Yes humor is everywhere.
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LOL! Good one, John…I enjoyed this. 🙂
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I’m glad you did, Jill. Thank you. 😁
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haha, Jenkins nearly sent 008 into a coronary!!
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Quite a jokester for sure. Thanks, GP.
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Shades of Spy vs Spy.
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So true. Thanks, Craig.
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Great, ‘Explosive’ piece, John! Great wit! Loved it!
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Thank you, Billy Ray.
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You always manage to take me by surprise with your twists. Bravo!
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Thank you, Mae. I do try. 😁
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And succeed 🙂
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*Double blush* Thanks, Mae.
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This is my umpteenth time trying to post a comment. WP is being an a**hole…
You rock at these, John. You always take us where we don’t expect to go!
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Thank you, Dale. I always like to do that thing.
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You do it very well
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Aw *blush* Thank you Dale.
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I tells it likes it is 😉
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😊
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Hilarious! This was a twist I did not see coming! You are the master of surprises, John! 🙂 Thanks for the chuckle.
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Thank you, Jan.
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This was really good, John! Pay back is gonna be hell. 🙂
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It is. I think Jenkins ought to soak every package he gets in a pail of water before opening.
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Haha! 😀
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😊
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You had me going too, John. Well done.
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My job is done here. Thanks, Robbie.
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Nice double twist there, John. That was fun!
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Thank you, Dan
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Lol, Jenkins better watch his back!
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I would say so. Thanks, Jacquie.
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My eyes were drawn to the mess on the roof. Looks like an enormous bird decided to use the left window and dormer for a bathroom! Nicely done, John.
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Hahaha. Thanks, Debbie.
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For a while there I thought, “We’re reading a possible chapter from his thriller books!
What a pair of pranksters!
There sure are a lot of windows on that building! I do like the architecture and thought of all the light getting in.
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I like the word “pranksters.” That is totally accurate. Thanks, Deborah.
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You’re a master of the craft, John.
Period.
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Nice to say, Hook. Thank you.
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