
This post continues the Top Ten Not-to-Do list with historical background. Scholars widely assert that November 25 is the anniversary of the beginning of the great flood in 2348 BC. Pretend you were there, and here is a list that will keep you out of trouble.
Top Ten Things Not to Do in the Great Flood of 2348 BC.
10 In the time of the great flood, do not mock Noah’s boat building so far from water. If you do, at best, he won’t hear you. At worst, after forty days and nights of rain, you’ll wish you never had. (Good luck on treading water for a few months, Gregory. Those boat jokes seem a little lame now, don’t they?)
9 In the time of the great flood, do not offer Tiny the WWF champ some help with that rhinoceros. If you do, at best, he’ll pass on the assist. At worst, Tiny, who has just finished his group session on self-esteem, will believe you think he can’t load that snorting beast into the Ark. (Now you have to worry about a loose rhinoceros and soothing Tiny’s feelings, Giovanni. I think the rhino might be an easier task.)
7 In the time of the great flood, do not ask Noah about who is playing in the show lounge. If you do, at best, Noah will think you are joking. At worst, Noah will realize you think the whole boat thingy is a Carnival cruise. (I suppose you should feel grateful Noah allows you to ride in the dinghy, Graham. He could have just tossed you overboard.)
6 In the time of the great flood, do not start singing the Unicorn Song. If you do, at best, Noah will think it cute. At worst, since Noah couldn’t get the unicorns on board, he’ll feel bad. (Don’t forget Noah is 600 years old, Gilbert. He probably never heard of the Irish Rovers, and now you are in the brig on bread and water.)
5 In the time of the great flood, do not smack a pesky mosquito. If you do, at best it will recover. At worst, you just killed one of the two on board. (Although it seems like you did humanity a service, Gustavo, Noah is going to be plenty pissed since he was supposed to have two of everything. I would lay low if I were you.)
4 In the time of the great flood, do not try to bring more than one carry-on bag on the Ark. If you do, at best, the second bag will be floating. At worst, you’ll be caught, and Captain Noah will allow the bags to ride but toss you off. ( I don’t think the punishment is too harsh, Gustavo. What if every being brought two suitcases?)
3 In the time of the great flood, do not try to water ski off the back of the Ark. If you do, at best, you won’t lose your grip on the rope. At worst, the Ark is not going fast enough, and you’ll sink like a stone. (It doesn’t do much good to signal for help, Gerard. That giraffe has no idea what you mean.)
2 In the time of the great flood, do not ask Noah for a turn at the tiller. If you do, at best, he will turn you down flat. At worst, he will give you a spin. ( The fact that you don’t know North from South is not going to play well here, Gabe. Luckily, the mountain tops are fourteen cubits under the water. What’s a cubit, you ask? Go look it up.)
1 In the time of the great flood, when Noah asks you to release a dove, do not release that duck. If you do, at best, the duck will come back. At worst, the duck will be able to float, so there is no need to return to the Ark. (Noah is now asking you how to determine whether the waters have receded. “Wait until you see land” is not the answer he is looking for, Gideon. Those water wings should help keep you up until you sight land. By the way, that shark following you has not eaten for a couple of weeks.)
Let’s all get on the bus.
Here is an overview of the display.
Very intricate.













“Where you going, Tempeste?”
“Play like what?”
“Don’t you need me for that game?”
“Well, I suppose I could help you out.”
“Just a minute, though. Who is going to win this game?”
“Don’t make me laugh. Why do you think the panther will win?”
“It just means the puma has more experience.”
“That does it.. I think I have to teach the panther a lesson.”
“Very funny. You wait till we get into the game.”
“Darn tootin’. I just have to go get a drink of water first.”



There’s the banner.
An announcement.
Happy Halloween.
Carnival games.
Bookmobile
Sweet drinks
Carasol.
Donuts
Shaved ice.

Jump set.
The dog in costume.
Unicycle and juggler
Great hair.
Bikes
Tiger on wheels.
Uncle Sam.
Leg-powered go-cart.
Scooter.
Characters
Cobwebs and thumbs up
Silence of the Lambs throwback. Hannibal Lecter.
Happy-go-lucky golf cart.

