Wednesday Story Day – AKA – Hump Day

“First it’s sheltered in place. Now you tell me it is only Wednesday.”

It is Wednesday Story Day again, and last week, we were there when Andrew and Larry met Cortez. He told them that the Asst DA was a person they should check. He gave them the hint to look for a connection between the ADA and Dixon. You remember Ned Dixon? He was the guy who we first met at the company that had the electronic pulverizing machine. Well, anyway we should get with Andrew and Larry. They have checked out of the hotel and are headed for the airport.

“What time’s the flight?”

“Four o’clock.”

“Ah, good. We don’t have to rush, and maybe we should take Cortez’s suggestion of using the back roads.”

“Yeah. Good idea. I wanted to ask you about that whole conversation.”

“I have to say, Andrew. It was very confusing to me too.”

“So, what do you think Cortez is up to now?”

“I don’t know, but I can say one thing.”

“What’s that?”

“I feel better about our decision on getting back to Boston.”

“I think it will give us a little more time to figure this out.”

“Not to mention not having to dodge major ordinance.”

“Ha, haha. Hey, did you just miss the cut-off road.”

“Damn. I did. Means we will have to take the freeway.”

“Wait, let me plug in the airport destination to my phone. Maybe there is another road that will get us there.”

“Go ahead and try, but if I know those mapping apps now that we are on the freeway, it will stick with it.”

“Boy, how right you are. This piece of crap has us on the highway, alright.”

“Just keep your eyes open. Now I have to wonder about Cortez’s advice.”

“How so?”

“If we take the highway, Tagget’s thugs may intercept us. What’s not to say if we took the backroads that Cortez’s goons wouldn’t be waiting.”

“Either way, we have a 50% chance of running into trouble.”

“Naw, I would say it’s more like 100%.”

“Whattya mean?”

“Look up ahead.”

“Looks like a big accident.”

“Or a set up by the ADA.”

“What should we do?”

“Hang on. I’m going to do a U-turn and cross the median. We are going back to that cut-off road.”

“This is illegal, Larry.”

“Well, it is better than having to shoot it out with the ADA’s people. There we are on our way back.”

“Except for one thing.”

“What’s that?”

“You don’t see those blue and red flashing lights behind us?”

“Crap.”

“Well said.”

63 comments

  1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Uh oh, this can’t be good.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      No it can’t. Well, unless the cops are mearly going to pull them over to sell a ticket to the policeman’s ball. Thanks, Liz.

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        Somehow, I don’t think that’s gonna happen. 😉

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    That might not have been a good idea. Really suspicious to do that. Guess the chase was inevitable.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Turning around on the freeway is the best way to come to the attention of law enforcement. Especially if you leave nasty tire marks in the median turf. Yup. Nothing like a good chase scene. Thanks, Charles.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        Tell that to my gps. It’s always yelling for me to do illegal u-turns.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Mine always says, “go to the route.”

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  3. Charlotte Hoather's avatar

    They sound like a great cop duo team! The situation not so. 🙂
    Best Wishes,
    Charlotte

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you , Charlotte. Yes the wicket has become a little sticky today. 😁

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  4. Dan Antion's avatar

    What a time to miss your exit! Oh John, now we have to wait another week ??? I’m going to be as patient as Twiggy waiting for Friday.

    I hope your are all well. Stick to the back roads.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you are right, Dan. If Prince Charles can get the virus anyone can. (Where has he been anyway?)

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      1. Dan Antion's avatar

        I heard her retreated to a castle in Scotland. I don’t know if you follow The Whitechappel Whelk – it can be course – but – https://thewhelkwordpresscom.wordpress.com/2020/03/25/nation-to-honour-charles-and-camillas-decision-to-decamp-to-balmoral-with-minutes-applause/

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  5. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    OMG, I love the photo of Twiggy. I identify… 🙂 And the story, I confess to being impatient and wanting to know what’s next. Of course, that is what you hoped readers would feel. Great job!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes indeed. I want you to scream at me for not writing this story every day. I want the villagers to get torches, pitchforks and riot in the streets for another episode….Gee, Gwen. Coffee sure came early today. Thanks for the words and visit. 😀

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  6. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    I’m feeling the same as Twiggy this morning. 🙂 Great closer, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahaha. Thanks, Jill. (Twiggy has such a tough life.) 😊

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  7. Teri Polen's avatar

    These guys – it’s not safe to stay in town and apparently not safe to leave, either.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      A bit of a conundrum I would say. Thanks, Teri.

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  8. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Ah! Caught between a cop and a hard place?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So it would seem from here. Thanks, Keith.

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  9. Website: http://brchitwood.com - B R Chitwood - My Mission: Writing to Discover Me's avatar

    Skies are ugly gray!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think that’s the song on the radio.

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      1. Website: http://brchitwood.com - B R Chitwood - My Mission: Writing to Discover Me's avatar

        Hum a few lines & I’ll join you at the chorus! 🙂

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  10. kevin cooper's avatar

    Lol… Nice little story, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Kevin.

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  11. Debbie's avatar

    Oh, good — a chase!!

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  12. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Yikes! They really are in a “double blind”… After that shootout on the highway (weeks ago) I’m really worried about our guys. LOL, for a second there I thought Gloria might do something with the GPS. (Feel free to remove that from this comment, on the outside chance that is where you were going.)
    Ah! Ned Dixon and the electronic pulverizing machine — great episodes! Thanks for the reminder, John. Have a snortin’ good hump day. Hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      No Gloria is having her hair done right now. She has to be called. Sometime later we will see her again.

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  13. Jacquie Biggar's avatar

    Lol, the last line says it all 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jacquie.

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  14. coldhandboyack's avatar

    These guys gain clues, but can’t seem to catch a break in other ways. I’ll stand by until next week.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hard luck team for sure. (Maybe they’ve done something to piss of the writer.)

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  15. rabirius's avatar

    The photo is really cool.
    I probably sit on the sofa like that sometimes. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Watch your neck.

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  16. Sorryless's avatar

    Now for the chase. Question is, will it be East or West coast style. On the East Coast, the average car chase lasts about ten minutes. West coast? Five hours.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Well it is a clear shot to the airport but I’m not sure what the percentage will be in running.

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        Not great from where I’m sitting.

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  17. Dale's avatar

    I didn’t consider that there would be problems taking the freeway.
    You sneaky one you…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I am sneaky. Thanks, Dale.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Good thing you are also a sweetheart 😉

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Aw. Thanks. That old Roger Miller song went through my head. “Dang me, dang me. They ought to take a rope and hang me.”

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        2. Dale's avatar

          And now you’ve put it into mine!

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          So much for being a sweetie. 😀

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        4. Dale's avatar

          Haha!
          Doesn’t change a thing!
          We’ll sing in harmony!

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        5. John W. Howell's avatar

          🎶 Brother don’t you weep for meeee

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        6. Dale's avatar

          Thought it was Woman would you weep for me!

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        7. John W. Howell's avatar

          Of course it is. Don’t know where brother came from. Maybe when we all were in the car driving to the fishing spot we changed the gender. A bunch of dopes singing to the radio. Yes we had open containers of beer too.

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        8. Dale's avatar

          Haha! We do that, don’t we? Change the words to suit our needs. Another story for your autobiography…

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  18. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Yikes! Trouble at every turn for these two! Great episode!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Capital T for sure.

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  19. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Maybe they will get an escort out of town:)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      OH, what a good idea, Denise.

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  20. Jennie's avatar

    I’ll say it again. Oh, crap.

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  21. jilldennison's avatar

    I missed this last week, so when I saw today’s pop up, I knew I better come back and read this one first. Good thing I did, else I’d have been scratching my head and saying, “Huh???” And now, while the adrenaline is flowing, I shall move forward to today’s episode …

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