Tuesday – Anything Possible -Kreative Kue #288 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem, anything, really, even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next Monday.”

The Photo.

Kreative Kue #288

Blinded by the Light By John W.Howell © 2020

“I would say tear it down, sir, but it is three hundred years old.”

“I mean, everything was fine until yesterday.”

“What happened yesterday?”

“I went about my normal day.”

“How’s that look?”

“Well, let’s see. Got up, took the dog out, had coffee.”

“Sounds like you’ve covered the first hour at best.”

“Well, now just hold on. Ah, yes. While I was walking the dog, I noticed an unusual burn in the field over there.”

“Uh-huh. Go on.”

“I just thought it was weird. A circle burned in the field.”

“How large a circle?”

“That’s not the important part, but I would say twelve feet.”

“That is pretty big.”

“Anyway. I went over to have a look. The burned part smelled like lavender.”

“That’s odd.”

“I thought so too. I turned to leave and was blinded by a light.”

“Don’t tell me. You were then revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.”

“Teah, very funny. You want to hear this or not?”

“Sorry. Go ahead.”

“Okay, then it felt like I had a boulder on my shoulder.”

“You tripped on a merry go round.”

“Huh?”

“Nothing. Continue.”

“I finally figured out I was being abducted by aliens.”

“Okay, sir. Hold it right there. I came here to give you a bid on the roof. I’m not one to hold to conspiracy theories and stuff like that.”

“This is the truth.”

“I can’t handle the truth.”

“Calm down. As you can see, I’m here. The only thing that happened is we all got into some kind of drink. Then this girl told me she could turn me on to something strong.”

“They played the song with the funky break.”

“How’d you know?”

“It’s a song lyric, sir. Excuse me, I gotta get going.”

“We razed the roof.”

“I’ll say you did. Now I need to get into my curly whirly. Have a nice day, sir.”

“Wait. You haven’t heard the best part.”

“Sorry. My mama always told me not to look in the eyes of the sun. Bye.”

“Too bad he’s gone.  He’s going to miss seeing the calliope crash to the ground.”

 

59 comments

  1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Now I’ve got that ‘curly whirly’ song stuck in my head. 😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      No kidding.I have had it since yesterday when I wrote this thing. 😁

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  2. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    Good one, John. I bet you had fun writing this dialogue. I’m still smiling. 🙂 Have a great day!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You as well, Gwen. Thanks for the nice comment. 😊

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  3. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    You’ve outdone me on random song lyrics this time, John (you mean he didn’t sing ‘revved up like a douche’?)
    I shall clearly have to try harder.
    Good job! (not a song lyric but a much overused line nonetheless)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Keith. I had fun with this one. 😁

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      1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

        I got that impression, John.

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  4. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Great job, John! I love how you incorporated your love for music. I’ll have this song in my head all day!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You should listen to it too. I was shocked to learn Bruce Springsteen wrote the song. Manford Mann had the hit. (Oops there I go playing disk jocky again) Thanks,Jill. It is in my head too.😊

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  5. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Wonderful! I never would have gotten abducted by aliens out of that photo.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You are lucky you don’t sit in my head then, Liz. I had about three different ideas on this photo then settled for working toward razing the roof. Thanks for the comment. 😁

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        You’re welcome, John! 😀

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  6. Dan Antion's avatar

    You’ve got me laughing, John. That’s a good thing on any day.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      And I’m so glad I did, Dan. Thanks for letting me know. 😁

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  7. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Was there a silicone sister with a manager mister? Asking for a friend.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Sure was. She went out for coffee though. Thanks, Craig.😁

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  8. GP's avatar

    haha, you went with the destruction end, I thought differently.

    “I don’t know, Myrtle. The kit said it was easy enough for a child to assemble. ”
    ” So, where do I find a child?”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahaha. Love it, GP. 😂

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  9. Teri Polen's avatar

    Now I’ve got all these songs playing in my head. Thanks for the laughs, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Anytime, Teri. 😁. Thanks for letting me know.

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  10. Debbie's avatar

    Awesome start to my day, John — thanks! Now I’ve got snippets of songs winding through my brain like tiny worms. I’d say you nailed this one though!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Debbie. I’m so glad you liked it.

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  11. Dale's avatar

    You are one of a kind, John! I went from one song playing in my head to another. Your imagination is unparalleled!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dale. You just put a big smile on my face. 😊

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Now THAT put a big smile on MY face!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          We are wreathed in smiles.

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        2. Dale's avatar

          Don’t we look marvellous?

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        3. Dale's avatar

          You sweet talker, Boss…

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  12. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar

    This is great, John! I’m always in awe of your natural dialogue. Thanks for the smiles, too.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the visit. I love your comment. 😁

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  13. Almost Iowa's avatar

    You were then revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

    Oh……so that’s what they were singing. No wonder my wife grins when I sing that song.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes there is no couch in Blinded by the Light. Where the heck you been, Greg. Nice to see you. 😁

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      1. Almost Iowa's avatar

        Nice to see you too.

        Been taking a break from all social media.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Auto correct killed me on that last statement. I meant to write there is no douche in Blinded by the Light. How was the break?

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        2. Almost Iowa's avatar

          The break is going well. Hey, I have kept my sanity over the last couple of weeks (so far).

          Trying to think of what to blog about.

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          The break. Certainly. Stan interrupted you with some idiot project like helping him make a Instagram post.

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  14. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Great job using the song lyrics, John! I’m laughing out loud as the lyrics are now running through my head. 🙂

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  15. TanGental's avatar

    Bloody hell… an ear worm without a tune. How’d that happen?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It is a mircle of life. (or maybe Circle of Life)

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  16. Victoria Ray NB's avatar

    a perfect house for the mad 2020…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes it is. No roof is a typical occurrence this year.

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  17. Sorryless's avatar

    I always knew you spoke my language.

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  18. Jennie's avatar

    You always make me laugh!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      A very good thing I might add. 😁

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        Yes, indeed! 😀

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  19. Unknown's avatar

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  20. markbierman's avatar

    I loved how you used one of the most misquoted lyrics in music history. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I know right. 😂

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