TGIF Haiku and Margarita Friday

 

 

Feels good to have the work week finished. (well eight hours from now) Looking forward to the memorial Day weekend. Although it is usually a hassle getting around town, Memorial Day is one of those holidays that is like a gateway to something better. Up North, Memorial Day means you might be safe putting out those tender plants. I know when I lived in Indiana, we used Memorial Day as the final safe measure for planting tomatoes. Down south, Memorial Day used to mean putting on white shoes, pants and belt for the men. Not sure it still does, but if so, good wishes to you all.

Here at the beach Memorial Day means crowds and the need to get to the store before Friday or be face to face with (wait for it) tourists. Most tourists are nice folks who pretty much behave as if they are at home. Others are the kinds of folks you wish you could go visit and do unto them as they do unto you. The saving grace is those folks never get away from themselves. They do eventually leave our space for which we are thankful. Here is a Haiku celebrating the start of summer. It is called Memorial Day.

Memorial Day by John W. Howell ©2014

Warm breeze touches skin,

Sunlight kisses still cold ground . . .

Gateway to summer.

 

Rave Reviews Book Club Recruiting Day

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Today is recruiting day for the Rave Reviews Book Club. Fiction Favorites is included in a number of blogs posting some information about Rave Reviews Book Club throughout the blogosphere. The purpose of this post is to give you an idea about the club and to provide an easy way for you to get even more information and to sign up if you wish.

RRBC Mission:

The Mission of Rave Reviews Book Club is to Profile, Promote & Propel the careers of indie authors.  The only way the club can do that, is by supporting each of our author members with book sales and reviews. The club encourages and hopes each of the members will “PURCHASE” (either in e-book or paperback format) the selected author’s books AND when finished with the complete read, post an honest “REVIEW”.  In this way each author’s book will be in that wonderful seat of being Profiled, Promoted & Propelled, will have the same courtesy extended.  We proudly work on the HONORS SYSTEM here at Rave Reviews Book Club

Rave Reviews Book Club is a virtual book club made up of authors and readers. Books reviewed by the club will be selected by the Book Selection committee.  All are encouraged to join, especially if you are an author, as members expect the books selected to propel the careers and sales of authors. The more members of the club, the more successful and stronger the collective voices will be.  For more info on the club, please visit Rave Reviews Book Club FAQ page.

For you who are may be new to book clubs, here is how it works:  Once the club has made a selection, our members get their copy of the selected book, read and then post their reviews on Amazon, B&N.com or whatever other forum they use for reviews.  Then, once the club meets (virtually) on its scheduled meeting date, all members will join in with the discussion.  When circumstances allow, the author will also be a part of the discussion for Q & A.  After our meeting/discussion, a collective review of the bi-monthly selection will be posted on the club page under Book Club Reviews.  Please be mindful of the club’s selection, as it is our hope to support, and propel the awareness and sales of each author during their selection period. Each member is required to buy and review at least four books for the year.

In addition to book reviews and purchases there are ample opportunities for an RRBC author to gain awareness on several levels.

  • The club selects an author each week for #PUSHTUESDAY which is a concentrated push all day by club members on Twitter
  • The club selects an author for a SPOTLIGHT honor which includes a number of blog tour appearances for at least a week and sometimes longer
  • The club runs several writing contests throughout the year
  • There are opportunities to participate in giveaways
  • A group of members working as the Tweet Support Team will be tweeting all member’s tweet handles to their followers every day each week (Except Sunday)
  • There is no fee (now. All you need to do is sign up and commit to supporting your fellow authors

If all of this sounds good to you sign up HERE.

Also please go to Rave Reviews Book Club  and use the special voting button to select your favorite recruiting blog after visiting them.

 

It Takes a Village Idiot

I love this. Maybe you will as well. Cayman Thorn is a genius

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V Stifiano I had a dream I was sitting in a bistro at dawn eating smoked salmon and capers and washing it down with Coors Light while being interviewed by a girl wearing a thong. There was a German Shepherd seated in the booth next to mine.

I know it was a dream because I don’t drink Coors Light. But cable news makes my tawdry dreams seem tame in comparison. So I made up three questions, just for kicks.

1-Did Donald Sterling become a racist five minutes ago? 

2-Is CNN experiencing a hangover now that its morbidly extensive coverage of the missing Malaysian airliner has given way to other news, like yanno . . . Donald Sterling?

3-Will Fox News offer Monica Lewinksy a prime time show?

Answers:

1- What are you? Crazy?
2- Absofuckinglutely
3- Depends on whether she can prove Hilary watched

I mean, we get that Donald Sterling’s human…

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Eat, Sleep, Write: Podcast Interview with Charles E. Yallowitz

Interesting interview of Charles Yallowitz on the subject of the Fantasy Genre and self publishing

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A little over a week ago, I sat down for an interview with Adam Scull who runs Eat, Sleep, Write.  Well, it’s up now and you can click on the picture at the bottom to hear it.

It’s about world-building in fantasy, which was a great topic for my first big podcast interview.  I talk a little about my experiences in self-publishing too.  I think everyone will have some fun and I hope I didn’t stutter or race through my words too much.  You can tell I was nervous.

If anyone wants to share the link to this interview then I’d greatly appreciate it.  Enjoy.

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Wednesday – Story and Hump Day

 

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Wednesday is story day as those who follow (and read) know. Today’s story explores the concept of time travel. I’m sure at one time or another we have all wished we could either go forward or back in order to see how things turn out or to revisit a favorite time. Wednesday is the day when we usually wish we could jump forward a couple of days to reach the blessed weekend. Our story today involves a time warp in which the subject has no idea what is going on. It is titled Brooks Brothers and I hope you enjoy it.

Brooks Brothers by John W. Howell © 2104

 

“Sir. Can you hear me? Sir.”

“Yes son I can hear you. In fact I’m not deaf and you’re speaking too loud.”

“Oh. I’m sorry sir. It’s just you were sitting here staring off and I wasn’t sure if you were still with us.”

“Yes I’m still here. I’m only seventy-three. I’m not yet in a box.”

“Were you just lost in thought then, cause you sure looked like it.”

“I guess so son. I was trying to get my bearings. You see I got on my bike and decided to go to Wendell’s bakery for some chocolate covered donuts. My wife loves them.”

“Wendell’s bakery? Where is Wendell’s bakery?”

“Well that’s what has me thinking. Wendell’s bakery is right on this corner. Elm and First Street. At least it was yesterday.”

“Yes sir, but as you can see there is only this bench and a park on this corner.”

“Thank you son. I figured that out by myself.”

“So why did you think Wendell’s was here?”

“I didn’t think it son. I knew it.”

“Wait a minute. Your bicycle has the name Schwinn on it. When did you get that bike?”

“It’s brand new. I bought it last week. Cost me thirty bucks. The white wall tires were what drove the price up.”

“It’s a beaut. I don’t think I have ever seen such a bike. I know they never had it when I was a kid.”

“As I said I got it last week.”

“I see it has a metal plate on the back. Hummm, it says the City of Royal Oak and has the number 1949.”

“Yeah that’s correct. As I said I just got it last week. Boy you sure have a hard time with simple facts.”

“That may be sir, but I’m not the one who lost Wendell’s.”

“Good point. Sorry.”

“Your shirt and pants look quite substantial and store-bought. Where d’you get them?”

“Why do you care?”

“I have a theory and am testing it.”

“Okay I got these from the Brooks Brothers catalog if you must know.”

“Nineteen Forty-Nine edition I’m guessing.”

“Are you saying this is not nineteen forty-nine?”

“Yes sir I am.”

“What year is it?

“Eighteen forty-nine and I think you are lost.”

Friday the Last Workday of the Week – TGIF

 

It is always nice to reach Friday after a full work week. What makes it particularly nice is the opportunity to look forward to the weekend with all of its freedoms. I guess we all know this so it seems silly writing about it. Yet to simply come to the end of the week without an acknowledgement of the significance downplays the kind of week we had and is now concluded. If the week was productive and rewarding the Friday celebration takes on an air of congratulations. If the week was challenging and tough the Friday celebration takes on the air of a nod to survival and the opportunity to try again next week. In any case, to pause for a moment and reflect on the week is a good habit which makes TGIF what it really is. It becomes a milestone marking the passage of our lives. So with this deep philosophy discussion comes the Haiku for the week. Also I like ABBA songs and Dancing Queen has the word Friday in it so here it is.

 

Mark by John W. Howell

Four seasons a year,

Enter, leave on measured time . . .

No mark left behind.

…a real treat… Author John W. Howell graces the Guest Blog slot today… #TBSU…

I am honored to be featured as a guest on Seumas Gallacher’s blog. Seumas is the Chairman Emeritus of The Blog Scratchers Union (TBSU) and an outstanding mystery author. He is most supportive of other writers and has a wonderful blog to visit and follow.

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…among many superb friends who populate my virtual WURLD, Author John W. Powell is a shining light… he’s popping a terrific wee short story on here as a taster for yeez as to the man’s writing talent… enjoy, then have a look at his new novel, MY GRL…

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…some of yeez may know that John W. Howell of Fiction Favorites has published his first novel titled My GRL… what yeez  may not know, John also dabbles a bit in short story writing… sez he, “It’s a way to take a break from writing a novel and relax…” seems to this ol ‘Jurassic this might be like a busman’s holiday, but whatever works… John has prepared a story for yeez and here it is… oh, and at the end he has put some words about where yeez  can find his book…

Last Night by John W…

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Wednesday is Story Day

 

 

Wednesday is the day for a small story. I was asked last week why I write these stories. My answer came quick. I write them for the pure pleasure of doing so. I like to take a break from my novel (#3) and just start a story to see where it goes. These are all written by the seat of my pants and are designed to start in one direction and hopefully finish in another. Also one small feature, they are 100% dialog. I find dialog to be a challenge and therefore fun in and of itself. So here is this week’s offering, I hope you enjoy it

The Dollar by John W. Howell

 

“What you got there?”

“It’s a dollar.”

“Where did you get a dollar?”

“I found it on the street.”

“Oh you did, did you?”

“Yes and I was just thinking on what I want to buy.”

“Whereabouts on the street?”

“Right over there. By the fire hydrant.”

“By the fire hydrant? Don’t you know that is city property.”

“Yeah so?”

“Well that dollar really belongs to the city.”

“It does?”

“Yes it does. You could get in a lot of trouble by not turning it in.”

“What kind of trouble?”

“I’m talking jail time or a fine for stealing.”

“A dollar?”

“Okay suit yourself. Just don’t get caught.”

“Wait. What should I do?”

“Give me the dollar and I’ll turn it in for you.”

“You’d do that for me Frank.”

“Sure we’re pals aren’t we?”

“Okay here. I’m going home now.”

“Okay see ya around. Heh heh.”

“Excuse me kid, but what cha got there?”

“Where officer?”

“In your hand. Looks like a dollar. You didn’t pick it up by the fire hydrant did you? You know that could be considered stealing.”

Friday the Weekend Eve – Haiku

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Friday again means time for a little Haiku to help celebrate the fact that we made it all the way. (Okay so maybe there is eight more hours of today, but still tonight be the night. Weekend eve . . . woo hoo). Hopefully you will have a restful weekend and will be able to hit Monday (just seconds away) with vigor. Here is today’s Haiku or maybe a Haiban (not really sure)

 

Alive by John W. Howell ©2014

It is spring today,

Rivers made of snow cascade . . .

Daffodils now live.

Author Interview with Guy Portman – Author of Necropolis and Charles Middleworth

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I am very happy today to have Guy Portman author of two great novels: Charles Middleworth and Necropolis visit Fiction Favorites.

Guy’s latest novel Necropolis, released on April 24th is a humorous work of dark Fiction about a sociopath, who works in the Burials and Cemeteries department in his local council. This is the Blurb:

Dyson Devereux works in the Burials and Cemeteries department in his local council.  Dyson is intelligent, incisive and informed.  He is also a sociopath.  Dyson’s contempt for the bureaucracy and banality of his workplace provides ample refuge for his mordant wit.  But the prevalence of Essex Cherubs adorning the headstones of Newton New Cemetery is starting to get on his nerves.

When an opportunity presents itself will Dyson seize his chance and find freedom, or is his destiny to be a life of toil in Burials and Cemeteries?

Brutal, bleak and darkly comical, Necropolis is a savage indictment of the politically correct, health and safety obsessed world in which we live.

Guy is also the author of, Charles Middleworth, the critically acclaimed fictional story about an actuary, who has his existence turned upside down by sinister forces that he can neither understand nor control.

John: Guy currently resides in London, where he was born. He studied for a B.A. in Theology at Kings College London, a subject he chose out of interest rather than any religious persuasion. He also has an M.A. in Sport and Leisure Management. His working life has included being employed in academic research and the sports industry, where he spent several years at a Premier League Football club. He has traveled extensively, living and working in both Sydney and Tokyo. Besides writing and promoting his work, Guy enjoys reading a wide variety of books, reviews of which can be found in the review section of his blog which you can visit HERE. His other interests include sport and social media.

So without further hesitation I want to welcome you, Guy Portman to Fiction Favorites. Please pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. First of all, thank you for agreeing to an author interview on my blog.

Guy: Thank you John. I have been looking forward to our interview. I must say a virtual trip to the US is preferable to the long flight on British Airways, and infinitely better to a flight on Delta Air.  I am enjoying the view of the sea from your studio.

John: Yes the sea is very relaxing. Thank you for referring to my dining room as my studio. Can I get you anything to eat or drink? A Margarita perhaps?

Guy: I would love to sample one of your famous Margaritas.

John: Here you are, I hope you enjoy. Well, now that we are comfortable, I have some questions that I’m sure readers would want to know about you and your books. The first is on the subject of your latest book Necropolis. What was the inspiration for such a tale about a worker in a Burials and Cemeteries department?

Guy: I had an overwhelming desire to write a satire/black comedy.  Necropolis provided me the opportunity to do both.  The fact Dyson is based in the public sector allowed me to satirise (Guy is English after all ) bureaucracy, political correctness and the interference of central government in local government affairs.  The fact Necropolis is based in a Burials and Cemeteries department provided a perfect setting for a black comedy.

John: I would say that sounds like the perfect setting for a black comedy. In contrast, Charles Middleworth is a bit of what could be considered light humor. What caused you to try a little darker side in Necropolis?

Guy: I believe that I have a caustic wit, and that writing Necropolis would provide me ample refuge for it.  In addition to this I have read a great deal of black comedy and Transgressive Fiction in recent years, which has no doubt influenced my writing.

John: How much of the character, Dyson Devereux in Necropolis is Guy Portman or the other way around?

Guy: Dyson Devereux is a sociopath.  I am not.  However there are some similarities between Dyson and I.  Like Dyson, I am charming and good-looking.  You’re not posting a photograph of me with this post are you John?

John: No guy I’m not posting a photograph.

Guy: You’re not – phew.  What Dyson and I definitely share is a dry sense of humour and a degree of cynicism.

John: Thinking now of your two books: Charles Middleworth and Necropolis was one easier to write than the other. If not do you have a favorite between the two?

Guy:  Charles Middleworth was much more difficult to write, as it was my first book.

John: I can certainly understand the first seems to be the roughest. About your writing process, could you give us an idea of what your average day looks like as it relates to writing?

Guy: It varies from day-to-day. When I started writing Necropolis, I only wrote for about an hour a day – five days a week, but my writing efforts soon escalated to four or five hours a day, as I was so enthusiastic to get the story down on paper, or rather on Microsoft Word.

John: Which is harder for you to write, the beginning, middle or conclusion?

Guy: A good question. Um let me think.  The middle.  I believe this is because it is difficult to judge how long it should be.  The beginning is clear, as is the end, but it is easy to procrastinate and/or elaborate too much in the middle.  For me this is the part of the initial draft that needs scaling down the most when I do my first edit.

John: I think elaboration is the curse of authors, so I can understand your choice. This is a question that all authors need to answer since other authors are always interested in the style of others. Are you a plotter (very planned approach to writing) or a pantser? (seat of pants)

Guy: I started off as something of a pantser, but have evolved into a plotter.  Of course I want spontaneity in my writing, but as Necropolis is very plot based a pantser approach was never going to work for me.

John: I have been reading about your reviews namely Crime Fiction Lover (Britain’s largest and most prestigious crime Fiction review site) has awarded Necropolis 5 out of 5 stars.  For our readers: Click here to read the review (warning: contains some spoilers).  Do any others come to mind?

Guy:  Necropolis has only been out a very short time, but the positive reviews are coming in fast.  Another that springs to mind is this one on Mallory Heart Reviews.

John: So I don’t totally exhaust you I think this will be the last question. Do you have plans for the next book and if so will it be more like Charles Middleworth or more like Necropolis?

Guy: My third book will contain dry, sardonic humour, just like Charles Middleworth and Necropolis.  It will be more in keeping with Necropolis, in that it will be a work of dark, disturbing Fiction, but it will not be a satirical black comedy.

John: I’m sure all of us stateside will look forward to the third. In the meantime, all should pick up and read Necropolis and Charles Middleworth if not already done. Thank you guy it was a real pleasure to chat today. Please come back again. Oh, and next time could you bring me some Lemon Curd. I can’t seem to get any here in the colonies

Guy: I can’t seem to get Margaritas like these back in the Mother Country. Perhaps we could form a business partnership.  It has to be more profitable than this writing business. Hopefully it won’t end up like the Boston Tea Party.  One more Margarita for the road?

John:  Here you go Guy. I think almost any venture is more profitable than this writing business. Also the first Boston Tea Party was a once in a life time thing and we rebels got that out of our system.  So everyone knows; Necropolis is now available from all regional Amazons in paperback and Kindle.  Amazon.co.uk –Paperback: £6.99  Kindle: £2.22 Amazon.com – Paperback: $10.52  Kindle: $3.73 and of Course Charles Middleworth is available on Amazon. Click HERE to take a look.