Today, we will tour the neighborhood and check out the holiday decorations that are still up but shouldn’t be. Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas today, which is a good reason to keep the decorations displayed. It is also okay to keep decorations up for as long as someone wants, but they should be in good condition and look like they are being done on purpose, not just forgotten. We are only going to see the decorations that have been neglected, not the ones left on purpose. We are catered by Salty Sow of Austin. Our entertainment is Roy Orbison.
Menu
CRISP CHICKEN THIGHS
fried smashed potatoes, neck bone gravy
CANDIED PORK BELLY
collard greens, pot liquor, soy balsamic syrup
RANGER CATTLE WAGYU CHEESEBURGER
caramelized onions, gruyere cheese, pickles, Salty Sow special sauce, duck fat fries
– add béarnaise to fries +1
SLOW COOKED BEEF SHOULDER
mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, fried egg
PETITE BONE-IN FILETS
mixed mushrooms, red wine sauce
SMOKED PORK CARNITAS
avocado, tomatillo salsa, corn torillas, bbq hominy
GENUINE BLACKENED REDFISH
quinoa + lentils, smoked tomato, chipotle Tabasco lemon butter

Let’s go

Our first look is some candy canes past their prime. Leaners are losers.

Busted flat in Baton Rouge

Can you say fire hazard? Dry as a bone, I’d say.

Here’s one display that probably never should have been put out, let alone leave it beyond its expiration date.

It’s one of those fan-driven crazy Santa that needs to be put out of its misery.

Tired fawn past its bedtime.

The falling wreaths pass by my window.

What looks like a crime scene of dead inflatables.

Please help me. I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

The best for last. Way overserved inflatables. Just shows that cornhole and vodka do not mix well.
That is our tour today. Relax, have some food, and listen to the music. I hope you have a great week.

































