Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Close Up/Close-up”

Stream of Consciousness Saturday

A fresh cup of coffee from Her Majesty The Coffee Queen and the day can begin. It is refreshing to have a close-up and personal relationship with such royalty. After a couple of sips, thoughts turn to the clock. Opening the cabinet door and reaching for the clock means we will be taking a trip. Time to close up the doors and get to it. The clock is set to January 13, 1923. The location is Washington, D.C., and the time is two hours.

No sooner than the plunger is pulled, and we are there. The first stop is Warren Harding’s cabinet meeting, which has been happening for some time. The subject under discussion is whether or not the Post Master of the Grand Canyon is allowed to keep his dog. It seems there is a law against doing so, but the Post Master has appealed to keep him there. The decision reached is to let the President decide. With that, the cabinet meeting is adjourned.

Moving to the House of Representatives, we arrive just in time to hear Representative Upshaw of Georgia, who is attempting to make Washington dry, present evidence to Acting Prohibition Commissioner Jones in which he charged that there was an “official House bootlegger” who had a monopoly in plying his trade in the House office building. Just as the bootlegger is to be named, the alarm goes off, and the living room couch is the landing zone. It looks like 100 years haven’t changed a thing in Washington. My text tone says Linda Hill has sent me one. Your prompt for #JusJoJan the 13th and Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “close up/close-up.” Use the verbal phrase “close up” and/or the noun/adjective “close-up” somewhere in your post, or write a post in the spirit of the phrase. Have fun!

If you want to see how others handle this prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link: https://lindaghill.com/2024/01/12/the-friday-reminder-for-socs-jusjojan-2024-daily-prompt-jan-13th/

Close Up/Close-up by John W. Howell © 2023

“Well, you got the prompt in.”

“You didn’t like the story?”

“Is it true?”

“All of it. Talk about a waste of time.”

“Sounds like not much happening around Washington ninety-nine years ago.”

“Meanwhile, Hitler is parading around showing off his 5000 brownshirts in protest of the French occupying the Ruir in Germany.”

“Okay, but who knew? Why did you go to 1923? You usually do one hundred years.”

“I made a mistake. It was like filling out a check in the new year and putting last year on it.”

“Yeah, I’ve done that. I hope you didn’t make any more mistakes while you were there.”

“Nope. Kept my hands in my pocket.”

“Good for you. You should get a reward.”

“Paid for by me?”

“Of course.”

“You call Uber?”

“Yup, and he is here.”

“Where?”

Over there.”

“That’s the Halloween bus from Views of the Neighborhood.”

“I know. I loaned it to the Uber driver for a price break.”

“Well, at least it has cold VooDoo Ranger on board.”

“A close-up look will point out a killer sound system.”

“Time to close up the dialogue and get on board.”

“Pubster, here we come.”

Tuesday Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #114 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

The photo.

A link to Keith’s post: https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/01/08/kreative-kue-414/

Wake Up by John W. Howell © 2023

“Sir. Wake up. Open your eyes.”

“Huh. W-who are you?”

“Someone who saw you fall.”

“That light is so unusual.”

“You took a bad fall. Do you remember it?”

“The last thing I remember is looking out over the ocean.”

“Well that rock you were standing on let go.”

“I fell all the way to the water?”

“Not quite. You landed on this outcrop of stone.”

“Why can’t I see anything but the light?”

“Don’t worry. You will in a few moments.”

“How did you reach me here?”

“Truth? I had to jump here from where you fell.”

“So we both are stranded?”

“Not exactly stranded. We’ll be okay.”

“I’m beginning to see more the light is fading.”

“See I told you that would happen.”

“How far are we from the water?”

“Looks like about a thousand feet to me.”

“That cliff was two thousand feet above the water. That means I fell a thousand feet?”

“Your math is pretty good.”

“Wait. Why am I still alive after falling that far? I see you now and you are dressed like a hippy.”

“Some would say a shepherd.”

“What? Did you say shepherd?”

“I did.”

“So that fall . . .”

“Means you have no more worries. It’ time for us to leave.”

 

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Just Do It “

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Today’s treat is a steaming cappuccino made right here in the kitchen. The whole milk is steamed, and the shot of espresso is delivered, and here it is. A couple of shakes of cinnamon and a sip of the foamy goodness turns my mind to the clock.

In a discussion with Resa McConaghy, she mentioned that returning to July 27th, 1940, might be interesting. Looking up the date, it is when Bugs Bunny made his first appearance. I asked Resa why we should visit that date, and she said, “Just do it.” So the clock is set for the date, and the time is set for 7:00 PM. We will stay a couple of hours. The cappuccino is drained, and we are off.

™Warner Brothers

So we arrive at the movie theater in West Orange, New Jersey. The crowd has just started to go into the theater. It now occurs to me why the CEO of Warner Brothers gifted the clock. It was so we could go back and enjoy the Bugs Bunny debut. Let’s all relax and enjoy Bugs’ big moment. Thanks to Resa for the idea.

The alarm goes off as the lights come up, and I’m sitting on the couch with an empty cup. A text comes in from Linda Hill. It reads. Your prompt for #JusJoJan the 6th and Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “Just do it.” Use the phrase “just do it” somewhere in your post, or write a post in the spirit of the phrase. Enjoy!

If you want to see what others do with the prompt, visit Linda’s post

https://lindaghill.com/2024/01/05/the-friday-reminder-for-socs-jusjojan-2024-daily-prompt-jan-6th/

Just Do It by John W. Howell © 2023

“That was fun.”

“I agree. It was good to see Bugs in his first feature.”

“He certainly has had a career, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has. He is the most popular Warner Brothers character.”

“It is hard to believe he has been around for almost 83 years.”

“I don’t want to say anything, but it is hard to believe the author of this blog has been around for about the same time.”

“Yeah, I think we should leave that one alone. Changing the subject for a minute, I noticed the prompt is “Just Do It.”

“Yup. That’s what Linda came up with.”

“A company had that as a slogan. Which one was it?”

“It was Nike.”

“Oh yeah.”

“How about you and I just do it and get to the pub?”

“Uber is sitting over there.”

“Wow, that’s a 1940 Ford Deluxe. What a beauty.”

“I thought you would be pleased.”

“I don’t know where you find these Uber drivers, but I’m not going to complain.”

“Today, that is.”

 

 

 

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Prompt – Kreative Kue #413 by Keith Channing.

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

You can visit Keith’s post. Here’s the link. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/01/01/kreative-kue-413/

The photo.

Chores by John W. Howell © 2023

“Uncle Trevor. What are you doing up there?”

“Just doing my chores, son.”

“Chores?”

“Yup. Mom told Me I should be more useful around the house.”

“I hate to mention this, but we’re dogs.”

“Oh, I know fully well what we are. That doesn’t stop Mom from wanting a little help.”

“What about the upright white-haired one?”

“Dad? Come on, he’s busy with his writing and art.”

“So it is up to you to help out?”

“That’s right. I wouldn’t plan on overstaying your welcome either ’cause you might be in the same pickle.”

“Yeah, I’m leaving tomorrow. Let me ask you a question.”

“Shoot.”

“How are you going to put away the dishes? You have no thumbs.”

“Put away the dishes?”

“That’s what you are doing, right?”

“Oh, heck no.”

“What then.”

“I just chased a gopher into the open dishwasher, and I’m trying to get it out.”

“A gopher? How did one of those get in the house?”

“Through a hole in the screen.”

“And you saw it come in?”

“Not exactly. I had it in my mouth and came through the door. I wanted to show Mom how handy I was.”

“You said there was a hole.”

“Not before I came through.”

“She’s going to love this.”

“Sush. I see him.”

 

 

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “PH”

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The coffee machine is slow to wake up today. A check of the vitals shows no problem, but the command buttons, once pushed, seem to have no effect on performance. Thinking back to the day when working a farm, the most reliable way to motivate a recalcitrant piece of machinery was a sharp physical rap with a heavy wrench.

In the kitchen, the meat mallet is the moral equivalent of a heavy wrench. One quick blow with the wooden mallet morphed the sleeping genius into a veritable fountain of hot, aromatic, nerve-quieting elixir. The triumph was mine.

After a few sips, the clock caught my attention. Turning it to August 12, 1877, setting the location for Menlo Park, New Jersey, and the time of two hours, we are off.

We arrive at the Menlo Park Laboratory of Thomas A. Edison. He has just put the finishing touches on his tin foil cylindrical phonograph. He waves us in and explains that he has figured out how to take a stylus and replicate the human voice on a rotating cylinder covered in tin foil.

He believes that this kind of machine will revolutionize the way offices will dictate letters. He envisions the worker putting the thoughts on the cylinder and then someone transcribing the words into letter form. Although my mouth was sealed, Edison will face a formidable challenge from the stenographers who will no doubt be put out of work with this scheme. Perhaps he is a little early with that phase of the office revolution and will stick to music instead. Speaking of music, the alarm sends us all to the couch, and luckily for her, no one landed on Twiggy.

My phone signals the arrival of a test. Yes, it is from Linda Hill and says, Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: starts with or contains “ph.” Find a word with the letters “ph” in it and use it as your prompt. Have fun!

To see how other bloggers handle this prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2023/12/29/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-dec-30-2023/

PH by John W. Howell © 2023

“Phenomenal.”

“What?”

“Your PH words.”

“Didn’t notice.”

“Oh sure. You just happened to select phonograph and 1877 by random.”

“Oh that. I read about Edison and wanted to go there.”

“I see. Means nothing that the prompt is words with ph in them.”

“Well maybe a little.”

“You are so busted.”

“I suppose. How about hitting the pub for a couple of Voo Doo Rangers?”

“You change the subject so nicely. About that couple of Voo Doo Rangers.”

“What?”

“If I can’t have all I want then no use going.”

“A figure of speech. A commom phrase.”

“Okay then. Theres our ride.”

“I’m afraid to look.”

“It is right up your alley. Look by the curb.”

Photo – Beverly Hills Car Club

“What is that?”

“A 1929 Ford Pheaton. Get it?”

“You are too good to me. Let’s go.”

 

Finger Point Prompt – Bullet

I guess everyone knows how this works. I open a book to a random page, and then, with my eyes closed, I point. The word or words closest to my finger is the prompt.

Today, I opened The Last Drive to page 171, and the word “bullet” ended up nearest my finger. So that’s the prompt.

Bullet by John W. Howell © 2023

“What’s the name of your horse?”

“Bullet. How about yours?”

“Daisies.”

“Daisies?”

“Yeah, Daisies. Got something to say about that?”

“No, it just seems like an odd name for a horse.”

“Why’s that?”

“I mean he’s big and strong looking but to have a sissy name like that seems odd.”

“Sissy name?”

“Well, maybe I shouldn’t have said that, but it seems inappropriate.”

“Maybe if you knew how he got the name, it might change your mind.”

“So tell me.”

“He has had ten owners, and none could ride him. The last one was bucked off.”

“That had to hurt.”

“Pushing up daisies”

“Oh my.”

“Hense the name. Any more questions?”

“Nope. A fine-looking animal.”

 

 

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – Spruce

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The aroma of coffee fills the air, and while a spruce-up of the machine takes place, a thought comes to me. When the machine delivers the coffee, there must be another trip into the past. The coffee pours forth from the spouts into my cup as if answering a wish. The crema finish lets me know the sipping time is near.

Drinking coffee and setting the clock to December 23, 1620. This is the day the pilgrims started the permanent settlement in Plymouth Massecuctiuts. The time on site is set for two hours; before the coffee is done, we are here.

There is much activity as the Mayflower dropped anchor two days ago in Plymouth Harbor. Today, the pilgrims begin work on dwellings that will shelter them through their brutal first winter in America. Miles Standish is leading the building efforts. The task is formidable since housing will be required for 102 passengers. In the meantime, the Mayflower will be used as the dwelling while the houses are built.

Miles Standish is agreeable to an interview. Getting past the awkwardness of trying to explain my presence, one question is asked. What is the biggest challenge so far? His answer is”Finding enough food for all these people.”

The alarm interrupted the conversation, and my warm living room displaced Plymouth’s cold and windy coastline. A text is coming, and it is from Linda Hill. It reads. Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “spruce.” Use it as a noun or a verb, use it any way you’d like. Enjoy! You can visit her post if you want to see what other bloggers have done with the prompt. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2023/12/22/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-dec-23-2023/

Spruce by John W. Howell © 2023

“I thought you would go see Howard Hughes’ Spruce Goose.”

“That never occurred to me.”

“It was a giant plane built out of wood.”

“I know the story. I’m just saying it never came to mind.”

“So what were you thinking?”

“I focused on December 23 and remembered the Pilgrims were starting to build a permanent settlement.”

“I’ll bet the houses were made of spruce.”

“We don’t know that, but pine would have been more available given the location.”

“So, how was it at Plymouth.”

“Windy and cold.”

“I read where only 53 passengers and half of the crew survived that first winter.”

“Yeah. It was a tough one for sure.”

“Lucky for us, we have an established pub to go to.”

“And let me guess, you have ordered the Uber.”

“I sure have. It’s right over there.”

“Near that airplane.”

“The spruce Goose, you mean?”

“Where did all that water come from?”

“What’s the title of this blog?”

“Fiction Favorites.”

“Fiction means we have water.”

“So we fly to the pub?”

“No, we glide on our water. That’s allowed in fiction.”

“Well, okay, it should be fun.”

 

Tuesday Anything Possible – Kreative Kue # 412 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Keith’s post. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2023/12/18/kreative-kue-412/

The Photo

My Horse by John W. Howell © 2023

“So I told the stable master that you need a new stall.”

“Why would you do that. Mine’s perfectly okay.”

“I think it is too small for you.”

“Are you saying I’m fat?”

“No, not at all. You are a big horse, is all.”

“I like the cozy stall.”

“But wouldn’t it be nice to just be able to stretch out?”

“I get to do that all day. Look at us now.”

“I mean when you’re sleeping. Wouldn’t it be great to totally relax?”

“I hate to say this, but when I’m sleeping, I am totally relaxed.”

“I wish I could do something for you that would make you more comfortable.”

“Well, there might be one thing.”

“Oh, yes. Just tell me what it is.”

“If we could ditch the person with the lead rope and ride wild like the wind, I would be more comfortable.”

“Aw gee. I don’t have the riding skills for that kind of riding.”

“All you would have to do is hang on.”

“That’s just it. I don’t have the leg strength yet.”

“Well, if you had the strength, does it sound fun?”

“Yes, it does.”

“Great. We’ll put that on the agenda.”

“One thing, though.”

“Yes?”

“Don’t tell my Dad.”

“Don’t worry. I don’t speak, Dad. Only kid.”

 

 

 

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Bake”

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With a cup of coffee, one can conquer the world. Or so it would seem. My machine is being very kind to me and producing the best of the best. After half a cup, the alarm comes to mind. Taking one last safty excursion to December 16, 1923. Notwithstanding all the advice last week from my dear friend the safe road is it. I certainly don’t want to bake my time travel cake half way.

The clock is set to December 16th 1923 ,7:00 PM, and the duration is set to two hours. The scene is a darkened theater and the movie Our Hospitality is playing. It stars Buster Keaton and is one of the most popular. The audience loves it  and can’t seem to get enough. Also appearong is the movie is Natalie Talmadge, Joe Keaton, and Joe Roberts. It is very strange to be in a movie with people smoking. The screen gets harder to see as the movie finishes.

Moving to the lobby there is a  poster for the movie playing next.

Slow as Lighting is playing next. It stars Kenneth MacDonald, Billy ‘Red’ Jones, Edna Pennington, Gordon Sackville. Not a title that is familar to me.

The alarm goes off and I land back on the couch. I receive a text from Linda Hill. It says Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “bake.” Use it as a noun or a verb, use it any way you’d like. Have fun!

If you want to see what other bloggers do with the prompt visit Linda’s post. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2023/12/15/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-dec-16-2023/

Bake by John W. Howell © 2023.

“Well I see your 100 year deal continues.”

“Yeah well I sure don’t want to make a mistake.”

“Okay I get that. Do you want me to go with you on the next?”

“Nice of you to offer but that isn’t necessary.”

“Why not. I would love to bake time travel into my experience cake.”

” think we would be falling over each other and then there’s the issue of the time continuum.”

“What’s that.”

“Something that we can’t disturb.”

“Like I would.”

“I’m just saying that anyone who would order a leaf vaccum for an Uber ride is capable of tearing the time continuum.”

“I thought it was aneat ride.”

“See. My point exactly.”

“This diascussion leads me to want a VooDoo Ranger.”

“Can’t wait to see wht you ordered from Uber.”

“It has plenty of room.”

“So does a cattle car. Can’t wait to see what you have.”

“There it is.”

Photo by Dan Antion

“OMG.”

“It’s all decked out for the holidays.”

“Who are those people on there?”

“Carolers. They are going to sing some carols.”

“Is there hay on the wagon to keep us warm and hot chocolate.”

“No on both. We are after VooDoo Rangers not flavored lactose.”

“Well, still woud have been nice.”

“Come on. You a Ranger or a wimp?”

“Just glad I brought a coat we are not exactly going to bake in the sun in that thing.”

“I hope you are happy to get that prompt off your chest.”

“Very. Lets go.”

 

 

 

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #411 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words. “Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Keith’s post. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2023/12/11/kreative-kue-411/

The Photo.

Slow News Day by John W. Howell © 2023

“And now our reporter Max Fly in the Far East has a story about an obscure music maker.”

“That’s right, Bradley. I am here in Thailand with what has been reported as the only miniature bed of nail player in the world. Let me introduce you to Chakan Chokdee. Hello, Chakan.”

“Hello Mr, Fly.”

“You can call me Max.”

“Ah. Hello, Max.”

“Your English is perfect. Where did you learn it?”

“Stanford University. PhD in biostudies.”

“So, tell our audience about your instrument.”

“Yes. This is a miniature bed of nails, and instead of taking a nap on it, I play it.”

“And how do you do that?”

“Well, you hold it like this and pluck each nail.”

“Can you play it for us?”

“Sure, what would you like to hear?”

“For this demonstration, how about something traditional.”

“Ah, let me see. Yes, here is a traditional song.

Pluck – You say you are lookin’ for trouble?

Pluck – Well, son, you’ve come to the right place.

Pluck – Notice that I have this fist of iron.

Pluck – That’s got a reserved sign for your face.”

“Now that is an interesting folk song. What’s its name?”

“It is an ancient song that tells a story of cultural conflict.”

“I can imagine. What’s it called?”

“Mæ̀ k̄hxng khuṇ s̄wm rxngthêā būth t̀xs̄ū̂“

“Hmm. I wonder if you could translate that for our worldwide audience.”

“I’m not sure it would mean the same in English.”

“Give it a try.”

” Okay. The exact translation is Your Mother Wears Combat Boots.”

“I think we can understand that just fine. Back to you in the studio, Bradley.”