Wednesday is as Wednesday Does

King Kong Fighters

King Kong Fighters (Photo credit: auchard)

Wednesday is upon us again. The mid-week always gets me into a mood to do something different. This week is no exception. I thought it would be fun to think of some new pitches for possible query letters on some very popular Favorite Fiction. The way this will be done is to take a book title and use it to make a new plot to be pitched to an agent or publisher. I do not mean to disparage any of the work that has been produced, but to have a little fun while I take a break from the edit chore.

  • Fifty Shades of Grey – Action packed story of a pack of color challenged wolves who are seeking their own identity in a confused and competitive world of wild animals.
  • Game of Thrones – Amusing romp through the wonderful and rock ‘em sock ‘em life of professional musical chair players on the ultimate tour circuit.
  • Doctor Sleep – Taut tale of sleeping beauty and her personal physician as they work together to overcome her sleeping addiction.
  • The Longest Ride – A compelling thriller that has an unwitting bystander being the only one to save an entire village trapped on a runaway roller coaster.
  • Gone Girl – Tear wrenching tale of a young hopscotch champion’s battle with chalk addition and the team of loved ones who try to help her.
  • Moby Dick – Thrilling story of a rock band’s foray into the dark world of private investigation to find the lost jewel of the Opera.
  • Inferno – An epic story of a match and its struggle to be recognized in the difficult world of petroleum accelerates.
  • Lord of the Rings – The round by round depiction of the struggle of a rope supplier to the world of boxing.
  • Thankless in Death – Sad story of a young man who took care of and loved a herd of elephants at the zoo, but continued to eat his lunch on the spot where the big bull liked to sit.
  • Angles and Demons – The step by step struggle of a new writer to gain acceptance for a novel that tells the story of the comparative strength of a tyrannosaurus versus King Kong.

Hope you enjoyed.

24 comments

  1. Helen's avatar

    Very much so, these are very, very clever!!! 🙂 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you Helen.

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  2. Pamela Beckford's avatar

    You never fail to make me smile! How clever and witty you are 🙂

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  3. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Hilarious. Really loved to Game of Thrones one.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I imagined a bunch of twenty somethings in a room with thrones and a guy on the flute. Last one to sit is monarch

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        And the losers are executed between rounds. 🙂

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  4. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    Well done and a nice way to start my “hump day”! I’m partial to your send-up of Fifty Shades … actually, I might have been interested in reading that version 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Titles sometimes are very humorous. At least they lead us to humor. Thanks Marie.

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      1. Marie A Bailey's avatar

        I once referenced Moby Dick in a way that would have made it a good title for a XXX novel … 😉

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  5. S.K. Nicholls's avatar

    LOTFL; Inferno – An epic story of a match and its struggle to be recognized in the difficult world of petroleum accelerates. I nice mini book review that covers my opinion of the book.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you. I am glad you got a laugh.

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  6. Phillip McCollum's avatar

    Perhaps I’m odd man out, but I’d actually like to read your version of Lord of the Rings.

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  7. Teri Polen's avatar

    Gave me such a laugh!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That is a good thing

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  8. gingerfightback's avatar

    I think I would actually watch this version of Game Of Thrones!

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  9. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    Thank you for taking the ‘daunt’ out of the daunting undertow otherwise known as the query letter. Nicely done, good sir. Nicely done….

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you. I really appreciate your comment since I enjoy your posts so much.

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  10. Andra Watkins's avatar

    Your Gone Girl sounds ever so much better than the original. Blech.

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  11. dougalmcphie's avatar

    John, I’m going to attempt the unthinkable and make this an entirely Chuck-less comment. Needless to say, I think you could sell snow to Eskimos with your reworked pitches. But how about this one: The Hunger Games—Ronald McDonald’s Rise and Rise to the Top of the Fast Food Chain?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I liked it. Made me think: The Hunger Games Sequel- A compelling story of two writers spending their last days flipping burgers to see who would win the only kids meal left at the top of the fast food chain.

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