Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “Jour”

 

SOC Badge by: Doobster at Mindful Digressions

SOC Badge by: Doobster at Mindful Digressions

A Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again. This week’s prompt is “jour.” It can be as part of a word, with a suffix or as the French word for “day.” If you would like to know more about the craziness challenging weekly prompt go here http://lindaghill.com/2015/04/10/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-april-1115/. Here is my interpretation. Hope you like it.

Jour by John W. Howell © 21015

“Bon Jour Mon ami.”

“Okay what is going on with you?”

“Going on? I just said good morning in French.”

“Yeah, I got that. I just wonder why you are speaking in French. You barely have English down pat.”

“Aw. That’s cold. I’m trying to better myself. I decided to start a journal.”

“And what does that have to do with French?”

“I figure I will practice in my journal and then become a journalist.”

“Journalist? I still don’t get the French connection.”

“Well, I can’t start at the top of journalism. I have to be what is called an apprentice.”

“Okay, I’m beginning to what to bite your nose off. What does apprentice have to do with French?”

“After apprentice study is complete I will be a journeyman.”

“Now that you are a journeyman you are speaking French?”

“No, but the French will allow me to select a Nom de Plume.”

“A what?”

“A pen name.”

“You need French for that?”

“Can’t hurt.”

“I’ll give you to the count of three to run away and I suggest you do it very fast.”

23 comments

  1. Michael's avatar

    You can’t step on ambition John no matter how misguided it might be. Very enjoyable. I keep thinking a little knowledge is dangerous isn’t it….have a good day…..

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The little pieces of knowledge are the ones that get us into the most difficulty. Thanks

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  2. Prajakta's avatar

    😀 Oh this was great. At times, you just cannot have too much even if it is irrelevant! Have a great weekend

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you. You as well.

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  3. quiall's avatar

    Hahaha. That was tres bon!

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  4. Dan Antion's avatar

    I really enjoy reading these conversations John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks. I have been working dialog for a while now. Trying to get a story with out frills.

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  5. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Such a small story made me so curious from the beginning. Was really wondering what the punchline would be and you didn’t disappoint.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Wow. Thank you Charles. (my hero)

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        Mmmmm hero . . . can’t wait for tomorrow where I can eat one of those without guilt. 😀

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  6. Linda G. Hill's avatar

    Haha! Amazing how much French we use in English, isn’t it?

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  7. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

    Your stream of consciousness pieces crack me up. 😀 😀 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good. I’m glad.

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      1. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

        Bravo. 😀 😀 Thank YOU.

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  8. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    Get some water balloons. .. hysterical. You do well at these, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you Audrey

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  9. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Hey John. Enjoyed this Stream of Consciousness du Jour! Hugs. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good. Hope things are going okay for you.

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  10. Phillip McCollum's avatar

    Merci beaucoup for that, John. 😉

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