Wednesday Story Day – AKA – Hump Day

 

Hump Day

It is Wednesday Storytime again, and last week we had a cringe moment when we found out Lucas’ parents had been murdered and that he was left enough money to go to college. Although we can’t be certain as to the motivation of Mrs. Murphy, it was clear she had some feeling that can best be described as “uneasy.” I can see the two of them are still talking so let’s jump back and find out what’s next.

“Here’s your chicken salad and tea. Lucas.”
“Thank you, Miss Harriet. I must say you make the best of both.”
“Why thank you, Lucas. That is a nice thing to say.”
“Why don’t you sit down. You look uncomfortable standing there.”
“Oh, I’m perfectly comfortable—”
“Sit Miss Harriet. You are making me nervous.”
“Well then okay.”
“Not over there. Come sit next to me.”
“W-well. I’m not so sure.”
“Weren’t you the one who wanted me to come in here half-naked?”
“I uh. Very well. How is this?”
“Much better. Now we can get to know each other better. What other questions do you have for me?”
“Questions for you?”
“Yes. It seems this whole town wants to ask me things. Go ahead. Oh and let me put your hand here on my leg.”
“My goodness, Lucas. You are making an old woman blush. I’m not comfortable like this.”
“Nonsense. Go ahead ask away. You’ll get used to touching me.”
“Um. Oh, my er. I have it. Do you have any siblings?”
“Ha ha ha. I knew you had a goodie in there. Yes. I have one sister.”
“Where does she live.”
“Not sure. She disappeared about the time my parents were killed.”
“Oh, how awful. You poor boy.”
“I know it is sad. Makes you want to give me a big hug right?”
“Oh for heaven’s sake. I’m going to ask you to finish up Lucas and leave my house.”
“Spoken by a lustful old cougar.”
“My word that’s it. You’re fired.”
“I don’t think so, Mrs. Murphy. I don’t think so.”

51 comments

  1. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    Uh, oh. It seems Lucas is beginning to show what might be his true colors and Mrs. Murphy is now worried. Good installment, John. 🙂 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think she should be worried. Who would open their door just because he has a nice chest? Thanks, Suzanne. 🙂

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  2. davidprosser's avatar

    Certainly not as innocent as he first seemed but the place seems full of women who lust after him I wonder if we’ve heard the last about his parents murder and his sister’s disappearance?
    Hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      And the important question are they (Murder and disappearance) related?

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  3. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    That was unexpected. Guess Lucas finally tried to the play the same games. Doesn’t appear to be very subtle though.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think a couple of your characters are rubbing off on me. I’m in a Yallowitz emersion tank.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        I take no responsibility for what they do when my back is turned. 😁

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha ha ha. 😀

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  4. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Oh dear. Worm his wicked way into the weary widow woman’s wefuge (sorry), only to put her person purposefully into a place of particular perturbation.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Super. Thanks.:-D

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  5. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    Oh no, another twist…This is becoming a Twilight Zone story! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes. I have to keep you all on your toes. 😀

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  6. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Uh oh…I wonder what he’s going to do to the old cougar…
    Cute dog!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I wonder too. Lot of mystery around this guy. I liked the dog too. Just picked it out of the air. 🙂

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  7. John Fioravanti's avatar
    John Fioravanti · ·

    Wow! “Adventures in Cougar Town”! Great plot development, John. Can’t wait for next week’s episode!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, John 🙂

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  8. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Looks like the widow got more than she bargained for and Lucas…well, not so innocent as he first appeared.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think the widow is in deep yoghurt right now.

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  9. Dan Antion's avatar

    Good think I had that seat belt fastened. I was ready for this to take a turn, but I didn’t see that cliff coming. Lucas seems a little out of control here, John, but I’m guessing he knows what he’s doing.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      No more than I do, Dan. Moooohahaha Wait. Did I just do that?

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      1. Dan Antion's avatar

        Maybe that was Lucas.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          You could be right.

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  10. Staci Troilo's avatar

    Well, that took me by surprise. He’s… icky.

    Great installment, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think icky might be a compliment, but we will wait and see.

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  11. Mae Clair's avatar

    Well, that has taken quite an ominous turn. Lucas’ true colors begin to show.

    Dang! Another whole week before the next segment. This is like following a favorite weekly TV show and waiting for the next episode. I’m riveted.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Mae. I’m s glad you are. Makes it fun for me to think about while writing.

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  12. Teri Polen's avatar

    Yep – I was right not to trust anyone.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yup. You were. Especially not me. 😀

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  13. Debbie's avatar

    Aw, you had me with the furry dog, John! And this is a great installment in the ongoing story. Seems the worm has turned, huh??

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think we are seeing the worm. Thanks, Debbie.

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  14. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    John, I’m feeling the impulse to make an Excel matrix to keep up with the twists here. And hit Amazon looking for a neck brace for the whiplash. 😀
    It was fun for Lucas to call the widow’s bluff… if it was a bluff. You know I’m hooked. See you next week — Same cougar-twist time. Same cougar-twist channel. Mega hugs!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      By the time I’m finished it might take a Access program. Thanks, Teagan.

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      1. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

        LOL. Don’t underestimate my geekitude. You haven’t seen my character matrix for that 700 page epic fantasy (that will probably never see the light of day unless some anime producer goes insane and magically finds me). 😉

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I can imagine though. Ha ha ha. Hugs

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  15. Ipuna Black's avatar

    Lucas seems like a bit of a creep. I guess we have to read on to find out. 😃​

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      A bit of a creep. He is full fledged.

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      1. Ipuna Black's avatar

        Ha ha. Yeah! I love it! Too funny.

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  16. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Okay then, I feel the need to wash now. My eyes mostly.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      There is a eye fountain right over there.

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      1. coldhandboyack's avatar

        Feeling my way to the side.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Watch that…oooo that had to hurt.

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  17. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    It’s about to get good. I’m terrified.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Me too. I have to find a way out of anything icky. *Looks through old Stephen King books*

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      1. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

        Do it quickly or pass the blanket, I’m not sure I can watch the next scene. 😉

        It’s getting good!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Blanket and popcorn.

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  18. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    Lucas just pulled a Trump!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Looks like an ace to me.

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