Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “Pant.”

Stream of Consciousness

It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again. This weeks prompt is “Pant.” Linda Hill says we can use it alone or part of another word. If you would like to participate, go to Linda’s blog and read how. Here is the link.

Pant by John W. Howell © 2017

“Are you telling me the new occupants of our rental apartment are a bunch of pantomiming pantywaists?”

“Yeah, they are mimes. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.”

“Hey watch it. I don’t wear panties.”

“It is an expression. Any participant in civil discourse knows that.”

“You saying I’m dumb?”

“No. I’m saying your lack of sophistication runs rampant through your understanding of things.”

“Hmm. Sounds like a flippant remark to me.”

“Whoa. You just surprised the pants off of me.”

“They are still on.”

“Whoops back to a social nonparticipant.”


“The expression had nothing to do with pants on or off.”

“Yeah, I get that. Sometimes I wish a wild animal would come along and bite you.”

“Any in mind?”

“Given this discussion, I would say a panther.”


    1. Thank you for the reblog

  1. Gwen Plano · ·

    Another fun #SoCS! Surely you topped the “pant” list with this one. Have a great weekend, John.

    1. Have a great weekend as well, Gwen

  2. You did good, John! Happy Saturday!

    1. Happy Saturday to you, Jill *Sung to the tune of Here With Me by Dido.

    1. Thank you, Michael.

      1. Thank you for your thoughts. Its always a pleasure to read and getting more knowledge. Have a nice sunday. 😉 Michael

  3. Pantastic job, John.

    1. Pants, Phillip. 😀

  4. I have met people who don’t get those phrases. Rather interesting conversations there.

    1. Thank you, Charles

  5. Ha! Somehow you got to pantomime right away. I don’t believe I would have ever thought of that one. You’re the cat’s pajama (pants). Happy Saturday, John. And a happy Caturday to Stella.

    1. Thank you, Teagan. Happy Caterday to Crystal.

  6. I am in awe. Most excellent post John!

    1. Thank you so much. 😀

  7. Well done, good sir! I enjoyed the panther line… meow! Ow!

  8. Very clever, John!

  9. Good choice! Panthers are the best! 😛

  10. You deserve lots of bonus points for your many uses of pant. Excellent work, John.

  11. Well, that was a stream of consciousness. You are conscious, right?

    1. Ha ha ha. Yes, for now.

  12. Made me grin.
    Kudos, John. 🙂

  13. ….and I thought I’d see Lucy and Bailey in this one. 🙂

    1. Nope. Their day off.

      1. And panting was just too obvious for their charms. 🙂

  14. See what you did there, approved.

    1. Thank you. I liked your post as well.

  15. These always put a smile on my face, John!

    1. I’m glad. 😀

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