Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #141 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words. “Using this photo ( below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keith@channing.info before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here – pingbacks don’t often work.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries, with links to your own blog or web site, next Monday.”

The Photo.

Kreative Kue #141

Calling Home by John W. Howell © 2017

“Yeah, hello.”

“Who you calling?”

“I’m trying to reach home.”

“Why? We are fine. You know father gets all funny when we call him.”

“He just is worried is all. He thinks something is wrong all the time. Hello is this you, father?”

“Did you get him?”

“No there is something wrong with the connection. I’ll try later.”

“How many bars do you have?”

“Hmm. My cell says no service.”

“That’s why you can’t get through. You’ll have to wait until we get near a tower.”

“You would think there would be some service. We are right in the middle of a major city.”

“Yeah. Urm what city is this?”

“What do you mean ‘What city is this?’ It’s the one we flew into yesterday.”

“Name it.”

“OMG, I forgot the name.”

“Right. I don’t believe you can tell me what day it is either.”

“It’s Tuesda— Wait, no it’s Monday. Yes, it’s Monday.”

“You sure?”

“Why are you asking me these questions.”

“Because we are lost that’s why. We boarded a plane on Saturday and flew off into the sky. Do you remember landing anywhere?”

“Um. Now that you mention it, no.”

“See. I’m telling you we are in another dimension.”

“I’m not sure. Let’s ask someone.”

“Okay, there’s a person. Hey, could you tell us where we are?”

“They didn’t hear you. Ask another.”

“Young lady. Over here. Can you tell us where we are?”

“There is something wrong none of them hear you.”

“I’m starting to get scared. Oh, look, a police officer. Officer, can you help us?”

“Yes, what is it?”

“You can hear me then?”

“Of course I can. What is it you want?”

“Could you tell us where we are?”

“Certainly. You are in a photo in a prompt run by a couple of idiots.”

 

46 comments

  1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Phew, I thought the Langoliers were going to show up. Better an idiot run prompt than a Stephen King story.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Tommy knockers were in the lobby. Thanks, Charles.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        You’re welcome. 🙂

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    2. Teri Polen's avatar

      Ha – that’s the first thing I thought of also, Charles! Probably my fav King short story.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        I don’t know why that movie stuck with me since I’ve only seen it once.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I read the book and still have thoughts about it.

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        2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          How different was the book from the movie?

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          I never saw the movie.

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        4. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          I never read the book, so I guess we need a tie-breaker.

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        5. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yup. Bueller, Bueller?

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        6. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          Now that’s stuck in my head

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        7. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha ha ha. Sorry.

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  2. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    LOL!! Every Tuesday I try to guess what you are going to say about the photo, and every Tuesday I’m wrong. Thank you for another fun beginning of the day. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I love little surprises, Gwen. Thank you.

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Fantastic job! This was hilarious!

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  4. John Fioravanti's avatar
    John Fioravanti · ·

    Absolutely brilliant, John – again, I never saw that coming! I’m in awe of your imaginative powers.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, John. That’s my job. 😀

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      1. John Fioravanti's avatar
        John Fioravanti · ·

        Yes, and I’d like you to keep it!

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  5. Jan Hawke's avatar

    Reblogged this on Siân Glírdan and commented:
    Love this! ❤

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the reblog, Jan

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  6. Dan Antion's avatar

    Ha ha – that’s great, John. An alternate reality twist – I love it.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan. 😀

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  7. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Brilliant punchline. I loved it.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Craig.

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  8. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Another John Howell classic! I loved it.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. 😀

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  9. Almost Iowa's avatar

    Whenever the beer is tasteless, the conversation sounds like static and the world actually is flat, you know you are in a photo.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I guess you are right, Greg. Good checklist.

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  10. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L Finn, Author · ·

    Ha ha realizing you are someone’s story…perfect.

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  11. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    LOL…. Good one, John. I was beginning to think they had gotten some place much more sinister… like hell… or worse — here! 😈
    Have a terrific Tuesday. Hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Teagan. I wanted to mislead you

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  12. Mae Clair's avatar

    It’s a good thing I’m having lunch in a private office or I’d have to explain why I suddenly burst out laughing.
    You get a standing ovation for that closing line!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. Means a lot.

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  13. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    Brilliant ending! I would have guessed The Twilight Zone. You keep us sane, John! Or maybe crazy to keep coming back for more! We are curious!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Jo. I hope you keep coming back.

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  14. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    Vacation really can have this affect. 🙂

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  15. […] Calling Home by John W. Howell © 2017 […]

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Traci.

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