Tuesday Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #178 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words. “Using this photo (Below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here – pingbacks don’t often work.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries, with links to your own blog or web site, next Monday.”

The Photo.

Business Center by John W. Howell © 2018

“What the hell?”

“Excuse me, ma’am?”

“Why is this thing telling me to sign in again?”

“Well. you have to use the sign in procedure to use the computer.”

“Come on sonny. I’m not that stupid. I’m talking about this website.”

“Oh sorry. I thought you were having trouble signing in.”

“Yeah if only. I got bigger problems than that.”

“Can I be of assistance?”

“Do you know anything about binary physics?”

“Er..no.”

“Then thank you very much but butt out.”

“Well. I never.”

“Never what?”

“Experienced such rudeness.”

“Please. At your age, I’m sure you have.”

“I can’t remember when then.”

“So put on your big boy pants and get over it. I need to concentrate.”

“Fine. I’ll just finish my banking then.”

“Banking?”

“Yes, I do my banking online.”

“What bank do you use?”

“First National.”

“I would take my money out of there if I were you.”

“What? Why would I do that?”

“Cause in ten minutes that place will be empty.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Look sonny. I’m giving you a hint since you tried to be nice. Take it or leave it.”

“What are you doing over there?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know? Now are you going to move your money or not? I’m ready to hit the enter button.”

“I can’t believe this.”

“Believe it, sonny. Believe it.”

 

 

 

37 comments

  1. Victoria Ray NB's avatar

    smart grannie :))

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      LOL. Thanks, Ray.

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  2. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    LOL! I loved this one, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jill

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  3. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Brilliant, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Keith

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  4. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    Too funny, LOL. I love this story and the dialogue is brilliant. I bet you had fun writing it. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I did . Thanks, Gwen 😀

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  5. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Probably a more common occurrence than we realize.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      LOL. Thanks, Charles.

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  6. GP's avatar

    “Hey sonny-boy, I think I made a mistake. Where’s the White-Out?”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      LOL, GP. I wish I had thought of that one. 😀

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      1. GP's avatar

        You are too kind, John. Your stories are always a mile ahead of my ideas!!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ha haha. Naw.

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  7. Dan Antion's avatar

    Go Granny! Just give me a few minutes to move my money into my mattress.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Thanks, Dan

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  8. John Fioravanti's avatar
    John Fioravanti · ·

    Another brilliant interpretation, John. Great dialog!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, John. 🙂

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  9. Mae Clair's avatar

    Whoa! Bravo! That was highly unexpected and entertaining. Great job, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Melika that Youlika. 😀

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  10. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Wonderful. Now I have “Little Old Lady from Pasadena” running through my head… go granny, go granny, go granny, go.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Now I do.

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  11. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Oh my goodness. You may have just found the next character for a new thriller novel, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha haha. Thanks, Jan

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  12. thelonelyauthorblog's avatar

    This was very good John. Have a good one.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Andrew,

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  13. Debbie's avatar

    Why do we tend to think of hackers as shadowy men holed up in basements in Third World countries, when they might turn out to be innocent-looking grannies calmly drinking a cup of tea? Well done, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Debbie. 😀

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  14. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L Finn, Author · ·

    Love this woman:)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      LOL. Thanks, Denise.

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  15. Jennie's avatar

    You go granny!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. 😀

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