Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #246 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before 6 pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next Monday.”

The Photo.

Kreative Kue #246

Ball by John W. Howell © 2020

“What are you doing up there?”

“I can’t seem to find anything.”

“What is the problem.”

“I have mislaid my bouncy ball.”

“Well, I don’t think you’re going to find it u there.”

“It could have bounced onto this shelf.”

“With the ladder in the way, I hardly think so.”

“It is possible.”

“Okay, I’ll admit the possibility is there I just doubt the feasibility.”

“You have a lot of bility. How about you giving me an idea of where the ball went.”

“Let me ask. Who was the last one playing with the ball?”

“Er. That would be me.”

“Okay, where were you playing with the ball?”

“In the yard, I think.”

“So, what makes you think it is on that shelf?”

“A hunch.”

“And you decided to follow your hunch?”

“Yes, that’s it. I followed my hunch.”

“The fact that a bag of treats is on that shelf has no relevance, huh?”

“T-treats. I don’t see no stinking treats.”

“Come down from there. Let me smell your breath.”

“Smsnbrrtlrthe brth.”

“Open your mouth.”

“Mmmbftth.”

“For heaven’s sake. You have a mouthful of treats.”

“Dgtjoegbthh.”

“Drop them.”

“Fine.”

“What do you have to say for yourself?”

“I’m a victim.”

“A victim? What are you talking about.”

“Dog abuse.”

“Come again?”

“The placement of the ladder was without regard to my natural instincts to hunt down the treats. Hello ASPCA.”

“I’ll ASPCA you. Bad dog.”

“Abusive language. I think I have PTSD.”

“Have a treat.”

“Bribery. Class D misdemeanor.”

“You’ve been watching too many cop shows. Go to your bed.”

“Solitary confinement. Against the Geneva convention.”

“So, sue me.”

“First how about a game of catch?”

“Where’s the ball?”

“In the yard where it’s been all along.”

 

 

48 comments

  1. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    LOL! What a prompt! Great job, John. Happy Tuesday!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jill. Have a great one today. 😁

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Lawyer Dog. Coming to CBS in the Fall.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahahaha. Thanks, Charles.

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    2. Jennie's avatar

      That is really funny!

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      1. John W. Howell's avatar

        Isn’t it? Hahaahaha

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  3. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    At least a lawyerly dog makes a change from a dogged lawyer!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      And maybe more sense too.

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  4. GP's avatar

    That is a great photo and brother is that right up your alley, John! Great job!

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  5. Dan Antion's avatar

    That was a challenging prompt photo, but I think you nailed it, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan. I had hoped the character would hold sway.

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  6. Teri Polen's avatar

    I knew it would be a good one when I saw that hilarious picture.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Teri. 😊

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes he is. Thanks, Craig.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the reblog, Jennifer.

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  8. John Hric's avatar

    As Bill Tailwagger once said ‘I never met a floor that a ladder to treats and bouncy balls did not improve. We will work on leading horses to water later after these treats are gone.’ Nice one John

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I like ole Bil’s sayings.

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  9. Sorryless's avatar

    This dog has an answer for everything, bahahahaha!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      He does for sure. Well schooled.

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  10. Debbie's avatar

    Everybody loves a smart-alec. Nicely done, John. I had no clue where you were going with this one when I looked at the photo. I should’ve known — dogs don’t do ladders unless there’s something in it for them!

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  11. Mae Clair's avatar

    Such a very clever, dog. He might have a career in law coming up, LOL!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think he already has a couple of clients

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  12. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    You’ve outdone yourself with this one, hilarious from the first word to the last!!

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  13. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    The minute I saw this prompt, I knew we were in for a treat (no pun intended). I love this!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. I’m glad you like it.

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  14. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Call ASPCA…lol. My dog refuses to chase anything other than bears.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahaha. I hope catching a bear is not a usual thing.

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        D.L. Finn, Author · ·

        No it isn’t:)

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  15. markbierman's avatar

    First a monkey in space, now we have deceptive, talking dogs that can read and study law? Is this what we call progress? I want no part of it! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahahaha. Thanks, Mark.

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  16. Dale's avatar

    Had a feeling there was no stinking ball up there…
    Fun one!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahaha. Thanks, Dale.

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  17. circadianreflections's avatar

    LOL! That was fun! What a picture! It had to be snacks, not a ball.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah, I think so.

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  18. Jennie's avatar

    This was hilarious!! You should collect first prize for this one. PTSD…You’re cracking me up again.

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        Definitely! 😀

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