Tuesday – A Little Personal -Kreative Kue #276 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next Monday.”

The photo.

Kreative Kue #276

Magic by John W. Howell © 2020

“You aren’t going to do that now, are you?”

“No one is looking, so why not?”

“Just seems like a risk is all.”

“Okay, now that I’m halfway there, tell me about your view of the risk.”

“First off, you are not sure where you’re going to land.”

“Yeah, that’s true. I can’t see anything right now.”

“So come on back and let’s talk about it.”

“Good idea. So I’m back.”

“What makes you decide to up and dematerialize for no apparent reason. You know how dangerous it is. What if we are discovered?”

“Oh, come on. Aren’t you being a little dramatic?”

“Talk about dramatic. What if someone had seen you half here? They would have a fit. You should see yourself with one leg.”

“I’ve seen you plenty of times. It doesn’t bother me.”

“You dope. That’s because we are the same species. We are not humans.”

“Speaking of that. Did you ever see one of them without garments? Talk about a fit.”

“No, and I don’t want to. Besides that is off the subject. You know very well the rules of dematerialization require absolute privacy before engagement.”

“Look around. It’s just you and me and those young ones over there.”

“My point exactly. The young ones can see you.”

“What do they know?”

“Enough to tell their parents.”

“And we just deny the whole thing.”

“That may work, but right now, I’m tired of this discussion.”

“So, what are you going to do?”

“I think I’m going to resume my own appearance and go home.”

“Wait, I’ll come with you.”

“Suit yourself. I just think it’s time.”

“You homesick?”

“Maybe. I think when you started to dematerialize for no reason, it reminded me of how much I miss being able to do that whenever I want.”

“So what form are you.”

“Oh, that’s right, you never met the real me.”

“No. Just the human-like you.”

“Here I am.”

“A toad? You’re a toad?”

“Disappointed?”

“Well, I never expected a toad.”

“Show me you.”

“Here.”

“You are a toad as well.”

“I know, right?”

“OMG, this is amazing.”

“Maybe we were meant for each other.”

“Hold on there toady. Let’s take it slow.”

“Can I buy you a fly.”

“I would love that.”

 

 

65 comments

  1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    “Buy you a fly?” What a sweet toad. Another hilarious story, John. LOL Hope your day is full of chuckles; you’ve started my day with them. 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m so glad, Gwen. A laugh a day keeps COVID away. (That really sounded lame after all) 😁

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      1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
        Gwen M. Plano · ·

        Too funny. BTW, today…and others, I haven’t been able to make the “like” button work on your site. So, just know I like your response. 😀

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Shut down your browser and then retart it. Usually helps to reload it.

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  2. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Brilliant, John. I hadn’t considered the possibility of dematerialisation.
    My immediate reaction to your story was to propose a series called ‘Bufo the vampire slayer’. As the Bufo genus is restricted to Europe, northern Africa and Asia, however, it wouldn’t be well known in the Americas and, somehow, ‘Anaxyrus the vampire slayer’ just doesn’t work.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahaha. dematerialization was the first thing that came to mind. (i have little experience with vampire stuff so I never thought of that direction. Toads I know.) Thanks for the comment. 😁

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    LOL! Boy, sometimes your creativity never ceases to amaze me, John. This was hilarious!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jill. I’m so glad you liked it. Thanks for letting me know. 🤗

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  4. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Very clever! (And funny.)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Liz. Glad you liked it. 😊

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        You’re welcome, John.

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  5. GP's avatar

    I agree with Liz, you were very clever here, John. I figured something had to be wrong, he had a lifeguard shirt on, but only one leg – that is not conducive for adequate paddling out to save someone.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Might put him in a bad situation for sure. Thanks, GP. (better a toad) 😊

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      1. GP's avatar

        Exactly! 🙂

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  6. Chris The Story Reading Ape's avatar

    Love that pick-up line, RIBBIT 😂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Thank you, Chris. 😁 I never used that one myself. Well, given my success rate maybe I did. 😂

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  7. coldhandboyack's avatar

    When I looked at the picture, I never got the sense of alien toads. Somehow, I missed the obvious.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you had to be there. Thanks, Craig. 😁

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  8. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    I would use the word ‘brilliant’ but someone already did. Wow! How on earth did you come up with that from the photo? I’m fascinated by the mind of John Howell! Well-done! A TOAD! Wow!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you so much, Jan. Most of these prompts evolve when I start writing them. This one kind of hit me when I first saw the photo. It started with trying to explain the photo and then moved on to a relationship that might have a chance at a happy ending. (If the guy doesn’t move too quickly.) Your comment made my day. 🤗

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  9. quiall's avatar

    hahaha. Loved that!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Pamela. 😁

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  10. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Really enjoyed this one.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Charles. I’m glad you did. 😁

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  11. Debbie's avatar

    I needed a good chuckle this morning, and you didn’t disappoint — thanks, John! I never would’ve thought of dematerializing toads!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Well you know on a hot day you gotta grab whatever comes along. Thanks, Debbie.

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  12. Marcia Meara's avatar

    This is absolutely great John. Suspense, intrigue, drama, and wonderful humor. Alien toads. With the ability to dematerialize! I’m in love with this tale, and think you should expand it straight into a full length novel!! 😀 Well, I’D buy it, anyway! 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Marcia.

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  13. Website: http://brchitwood.com - B R Chitwood - My Mission: Writing to Discover Me's avatar

    Well, you little Toad! Who knew, indeed! I’m so happy you wanted to be like me! Let’s go find a ‘stool’ and talk about this… Yuck, yuck!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      There you go. Well on your way to tadpoles

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  14. Mae Clair's avatar

    It sounds like kismet among toads, LOL.
    Another entertaining story, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae.

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  15. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Funny John with a bit of toad love. They do seem to like chlorine pools.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes silly toads.

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  16. Robert Matthew Goldstein's avatar

    Some of your lines make me LOL, John. “What makes you decide to up and dematerialize for no apparent reason” is one of them. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I like that one too. Thank you, Robert.

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      1. Robert Matthew Goldstein's avatar

        I wondered if you had favorite lines. 🙂

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I do. When one comes I enjoy it very much. Sometimes others don’t catch them but that does not take away from my enjoyment.For example I describe Twiggy’s (French Bulldog) barking like this. “She can bark him to St Louis.”

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        2. Robert Matthew Goldstein's avatar

          LOL. I agree with you, that’s a great line about Twiggy.

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          Thank you, Rob. 😊

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  17. Website: http://brchitwood.com - B R Chitwood - My Mission: Writing to Discover Me's avatar

    Is there such a thing as, ‘toad stool’? I must have fell short!

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    1. Website: http://brchitwood.com - B R Chitwood - My Mission: Writing to Discover Me's avatar

      ‘Fallen’ short!!!

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      1. John W. Howell's avatar

        Or smething like that.

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    2. John W. Howell's avatar

      Sure there is. Gotta be short to sit on it though. 😁

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  18. Dale's avatar

    Haha! You have such a knack for giving us a crook in our neck with your spins!
    This was great.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you , Dale. Here tale this analgesic balm. It’ll help. 😁

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  19. Jennie's avatar

    Hahaha! This was great, John. Who knew they’d both be toads. Off to the fly bar.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      😂 I like the idea of a fly bar.

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        Haha! 😀

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  20. circadianreflections's avatar

    LOL! I wasn’t expecting aliens! I wonder…do they hop off to the sunset together? 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They actually can do whatever they want. They can materalize in a number of forms. Thanks, Deborah.

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  21. TanGental's avatar

    now is it only me who wonders what happens if they kiss? Does one or both become princesses or another gender non binary royal?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Toads are often confused with frogs. In the toad world, a kiss is just a kiss. A sigh is just a sigh as time goes by.

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      1. TanGental's avatar

        Ah, maybe it’s a transatlantic thing. We have royalty popping out of ugly reptiles all the time

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Hahahaha. Yes you do. 😊

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  22. Jessica Bakkers's avatar

    Hahaha, this one tickled me. 🤗

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thankyou for letting me know, Jessica. 😁

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  23. Sorryless's avatar

    Hate to say it but, I toad you so . . .

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahahah. Good one. 😊

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        I was feeling froggy

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