Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #279 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next Monday.”

The photo.

Kreative Kue #279

It’s a Job by John W.Howell © 2020

“Hold that ladder steady.”

“I got it.”

“What the hell. I can’t see a thing with this faceguard on.”

“You know the rules.”

“Yeah, I do. Still seems stupid.”

“You have to make sure you don’t become infected.”

“I know, I know it’s just hard to see is all.”

“Can you see the point of contamination?”

“Not really. Everything up here looks the same. Oh, wait. I think I see it. I’m going to deploy the antibacterial now.”

“Make sure you cover the area totally.”

“I’ve been doing this since you were in diapers. I got this.”

“Just trying to help.”

“I know. I’m sorry. This suit is so damn hot too.”

“You ready to come down?”

“I think so.”

“How did that spot get contaminated anyway?”

“From the report, the guy was coming in for a landing and then hit this pole.”

“That had to hurt.”

“Yeah, he is still in the hospital.”

“Tested positive I suppose.”

“Yup.”

“Which virus?”

“Human being.”

“OMG the worst.”

“I know right? Okay, hold on. I’m ready to come down.”

 

50 comments

  1. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    LOL! This was great, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jill. Have a super day. 😁

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Nice one. Such a horrible disease.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Maybe there will be a vaccine someday.

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  3. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    It could have been worse, John. It might have been a raving raven with the corvid virus!

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    1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

      Pun alert! Pun alert!

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        1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

          Who, me?
          Yeah, you.
          Couldn’t be.
          Then, who?

          As we used to say when I was a kid!

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        2. John W. Howell's avatar

          Nah. Not you…ever.

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    2. John W. Howell's avatar

      I don’t know. Human is pretty dangerous.

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      1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

        Very true – ant far too numerous.

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  4. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    OMG, the worst, indeed. A very telling commentary on our times.

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  5. lbeth1950's avatar

    That is a serious problem.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Very serious. Thank you, Linda.

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  6. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    We humans are a peculiar and dangerous bunch. 😀 Good one, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We certainly are, Gwen. Thank you. 😁 Have a terrific Tuesday

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  7. GP's avatar

    Yup, tested positive for human – the worst!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hahaha. Not sure if there is a cure either. Thanks, GP.

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      1. GP's avatar

        Nope – we’re incurable fer sure.

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  8. Dan Antion's avatar

    Good job, John. That can be a nasty infection.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes fatal to some. Thanks, Dan

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  9. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Humanity is the worst.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I agree with you. Thanks, Craig.

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  10. Marcia Meara's avatar

    Love it, John. And it hits the target, too. (Sadly.) To give us credit, though, we do keep striving for better. Okay. SOME of us strive for that. Others wouldn’t know “better” if it bit them in the backside. *sigh* Forget I mentioned it. Going away now, just me and my cuppa. (Earl Grey’s the only one who really understands.) 😉 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah, Earl is a sympathic soul.

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  11. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Human, the worst virus imaginable! Great one, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. 😁

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  12. Mae Clair's avatar

    Heehee. Why am I not surprised you came up with another humorous and unexpected ending?
    Good one, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. It is my calling. 😂

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  13. Dale's avatar

    Human is a most virulent virus, John. Thank goodness there are peeps like your gent willing to suffer melting and blindness to take care of the infections..
    Too funny.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      What a hero, Dale. Thank you. 😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Billy Ray.

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  14. Sorryless's avatar

    Unfortunately, there is no vaccine for “human being”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They have one with the scientific designation of AK47.

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        Hahaha, that’s perfect

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  15. Jessica Bakkers's avatar

    Hahaha, the deadliest virus indeed 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jessica.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Made you laugh. 😁

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  16. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar

    This is great, John! And such a horrible disease, too!

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