Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue # 372 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next time.”

The photo.

Lovers by John W. Howell © 2022

“Why are you so slow?”

“I’m not slow. I just don’t have long legs like you.”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“I need to take three or four steps just to match your one.”

“You sound like a cry baby.”

“I’m just stating facts, is all. You asked why I was so slow.”

“Yeah, and all I get is excuses. Come on, man up, and let’s get going. There is a whole meadow to explore.”

“Man up, you say? I wish I could do that, and then I would walk your socks off.”

“Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in this life.”

“I have to wonder why you keep me around when doing so is so annoying to you.”

“Oh, here we go with the psych 101.”

“I’m serious. You and I are so different.”

“Sounds like you want to break up.”

“No, not at all. But you always seem so grumpy. I’m just wondering if it is me.”

“No, my precious, it is not you. I have a lot on my mind, is all.”

“Like what?”

“Like the upright farmer wanting to spray for ants.”

“What? I never heard that.”

“I heard him talking to his mate, so it worries me.”

“You worried? How about me? If he sprays, I’m a goner.”

“Don’t say that. We can figure something out.”

“Why I let you talk me into a relationship, I’ll never know. If it weren’t for you, I would be out in that field on a hill of my own. ‘Come live with me,’ you said. ‘It will be fun, you said.'”

“Hasn’t it been fun?”

“You know it has.”

“We can go away. Start a new life.”

“An ant and a dog? How far do you think we would get until someone decides we don’t belong together?”

“There’s no laws against an ant and a dog.”

“Yet.”

“Come on. Hop up here, and let’s make some time.”

“You are the best.”

“For you I am.”

“Silver-tongued devil.”

 

72 comments

  1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    What an interesting concept. Not that I see any future in that relationship – I know how Trevor suffered from ants biting the soft flesh between his pads when all he was trying to do was to dig up their nest.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You would think the ants would understand he meant no harm. 😁

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      1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

        Trevor tried to explain but he only speaks English and the ants were French 🤣 🐶🐜🐜🐜

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Ah. C’est la guerre.

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Sounds like a low budget Disney movie.

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    1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

      Good one, Charles!

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      1. John W. Howell's avatar

        I thought so too.

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        1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

          You’re welcome.

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    2. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Very low budget. 😁

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    I see a potential children’s book, John. Pretty photo!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Keith takes some great photos. Thanks, Jill

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  4. John Hric's avatar

    I see Voodo Ranger whilst we rework some plot holes…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Be careful of the plot holes. Some are very deep.

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      1. John Hric's avatar

        Those may require more VR and even perhaps a recovery period…

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  5. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Could be the next Disney series.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You paying attention Disney studios?

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  6. GP's avatar

    haha, as far as I know, it is legal. But now that it’s out there, someone will make a law against it! 😏

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I suppose they will. Thanks, GP.

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  7. Dan Antion's avatar

    That’s cute, John. Whatever works between friends.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I say you are right.

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  8. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    Disney would love this story! I can imagine the adventures the two might have and the fun you’d have writing the script. 😄

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      “Just Me and My Dog,” an ant’s memoir. 😁 Thanks, Gwen

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      1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
        Gwen M. Plano · ·

        LOL I guess that’s one way to get you to write a memoir. 😄

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  9. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Well, as long as Mr. Ant doesn’t invite his flea cousins to the wedding.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, That would be a disaster. 😊

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  10. patgarcia's avatar

    Hi,
    I truly like this dialogue. There’s a deep message in it, and I had to laugh at the way you brought this message across. Great job.
    Shalom aleichem

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      There is a deep message, Pat. Thank you. Shalom aleichem

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  11. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Fun, John 🙂 I can oddly picture this especially if its a carpenter ant.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. He does have a little tool belt on so maybe he is a carpenter any. Thanks, Denise.

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      1. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
        D.L. Finn, Author · ·

        🙂

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  12. Michele Jones's avatar

    It just shows how you can find friendships or relationships if you want to do so. Reminds me of Charlotte’s Web, a spider and a pig.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Sorta like that, Michele. Thanks.

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  13. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    An ant and a dog? What an odd couple. 🙂

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  14. Klausbernd's avatar

    Dear John
    Great text, it made us laugh.
    Thanks for sharing
    The Fab Four of Cley
    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  15. Debbie's avatar

    Interesting take. I like how you’ve opened my mind to a possibility I never thought of!

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  16. Book Club Mom's avatar

    I love this, John. It kept me guessing who/what was talking. Very clever, as always!

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  17. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    Well done, John! I kind of figured there was a dog since there was a dog in the photo, but an ANT?! Your imagination knows no bounds 🙂 And, yes, this would make a lovely children’s book.

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  18. walkingoffthechessboard's avatar

    I had a relationship with some ants last year, but it wasn’t as friendly as described above. They decided for some reason to move off our previously-agreed-upon routes around the house and some actually tried to gain entry into our home. After much discussion (and many fatalities on their side), we negotiated a truce. This year, they are staying in their lanes…and so am I. Enjoyed the read, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I can hear the ant ghost stories around the fire. I think they are calling your interaction the Night of the Big Bruce. 😊

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      1. walkingoffthechessboard's avatar

        John, let’s just say the interaction was memorable for both parties…but I do like a Night named after me. 🙂

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes for generations too.

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  19. Jacquie Biggar's avatar

    This would make an excellent children’s book, John- love it!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jacquie. 😊

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  20. TanGental's avatar

    Interspecies love… so cute

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  21. srbottch's avatar

    What are their ‘pronouns’?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The dog is he/him. The ant is They/Them

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      1. srbottch's avatar

        😂😂😂

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  22. D. Wallace Peach's avatar

    Awww. I was assuming you had different species going on here, but couldn’t guess. I hope all works out well for them, John. Fun story.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I thnk they will be fine. Thanks, Diana.

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  23. Priscilla Bettis's avatar

    You are so good at these, John. Love the ant-dog relationship.:-)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Priscilla. 😊

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  24. Dale's avatar

    I’m thinking the poor ant does way more than four steps to keep up! ’bout time the dog offered him a lift! You never cease to amaze me with the direction of your stories!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Off in the weeds sometimes. Thanks, Dale.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Hahaha! No doubt! 🙂

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  25. Sorryless's avatar

    You went deep with this one Boss. Love sure is a crazy thing.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It is. And should be open and free.

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  26. Jennie's avatar

    Love is blind.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Bad boy that Tiny

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  27. Unknown's avatar

    […] Lovers by John W. Howell © 2022 […]

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks for posting my story, Keith.

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