Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #392 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words. “Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Link to Keith’s post https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2022/12/26/kreative-kue-392/

The photo.

The Watch by John W. Howell ©2023

“I say, Reggie. Any sightings?”

“Fraid not Oliver. Nothing all day.”

“A shame, mate.”

“Well, there is a positive side.”

“Yeah, and what’s that?”

“The hawk we don’t see today is the surprise for tomorrow.”

“You make that up?”

“Sorta.”

“Well, it’s crap.”

“Oh my. Why’s that?”

“In my mind, the hawk we don’t see today is one less hawk. Period.”

“You know, that’s a very pessimistic way to look at it.”

“I prefer the word realistic.”

“Hold on.”

“What?”

“I see a red tail banking over the lagoon.”

“What a sight that must be.”

“You can say that again.”

“What a sight—”

“Very funny. He’s headed right at me.”

“Does he see you?”

“It almost looks like he does. He has something in his beak.”

“Something like what?”

“Rolled up paper. Whoa, he just swooped over and dropped the paper.”

“Go get it.”

“On my way.”

“You back yet? Hello, Reggie. You back? Reggie?”

“Yeah I’m back. Give me a second to unroll the paper. Okay, it’s a message.”

“What does it say?”

Attention hawk watchers. We are no longer going to be the subject of observation. We are tired of the prying eyes constantly intruding on our daily lives. The hawks of the world are united, and nothing you can offer will bring us out of seclusion.”

“Boy, that is pretty harsh. You think they mean it?”

“Sounds like they do.”

“Can you communicate with them?”

“I have in the past. One on one only, though.”

“Well try again. Tell them we are prepared to offer substantial sums for visual sightings.”

“They probibly will reject money.”

“Offer corn or dead mice. I don’t care. We need to see them again.”

“Hold on. I have the hawk leader on the other line.”

“Okay I’ll stand bye.”

“Hey Oliver.”

“Yes Reggie.”

“The hawk leader says he’ll take a year’s supply of corn and mice.”

“Where we going to get a year’s supply?”

“Maybe he’ll accept installments.”

“You know how we are going to catch the mice?”

“Yeah. The cats will help.”

“Thought they were on strike for a vegan diet demand.”

“Oh dear. Maybe some traps.”

“Remember the cows are on a sabbatical so no cheese.”

“Is it my imagination or have we lost control?”

“Never should have let ’em all enroll in college.”

“We can say that now, but it might be too late.”

“Do we really have to sight hawks?”

“I was thinking the same thing.”

“Tell him to shove it.”

“Good choice of words, sir.”

44 comments

  1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Nice, John. I was half expecting the paper to say something like Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “tale/tail.” Find a word that contains “tale” or “tail” and use it in your post. Have fun! 😀

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Vegan cats. Pretty sure that’s an apocalyptic omen.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      One of the early signs.

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    2. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

      Ha ha. Good one, Charles!

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  3. GP's avatar

    That really was a fun one, John. A great use of your imagination.
    The minute I saw the picture, I thought of the Coastal Watchers in the Pacific. So, I was useless to imagine anything else.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I thought the same but then took a left turn. Thanks, GP.

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  4. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Maybe these two will find a whole new hobby.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think they should.

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  5. Gwen M. Plano's avatar

    Well done, John! I remember my cat dragging in dead for me. I guess I was supposed to thank him, but usually I’d scream. Loved your story. 😊

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes the cat should have been thanked especially for the headless gopher. Thanks, Gwen

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      1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar

        Oh gosh, in my mind, I wrote “dragging in a dead mouse”…🙄… This is what 4 hours of sleep does to me. At least I could laugh at your response.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes I’m glad you could laugh. 😁

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  6. Maggie's avatar

    You have quite the imaginatin, John. I always knew we were the lesser species 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So true, Maggie. Thanks.

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      1. Maggie's avatar

        You’re welcome, John.

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  7. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Ha! Ha! Too funny. As usual, the Howell sense of humor shines!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. 😁

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  8. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Good one, John. 🙂 Reclusive Hawks United? Wonder what the dues amount to.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think it is a rodent a month. Not sure though.

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  9. John Hric's avatar

    Ah animal activism. Please keep them away from the garden fairies. This could actually get serious…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It might get downright nasty.

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  10. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Delightfully absurd! 😀 😀 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ah thank you, Liz. I love that expression.

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        You’re welcome, John. 🙂

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  11. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Good one, John! I sure would love that view!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It would be nice for sure. Thanks, Jill.

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  12. Mae Clair's avatar

    “Offer corn or dead mice” had me cracking up, then you topped it with the vegan cats. What an imagination you have, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. Happy New year to you.

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  13. Jennie's avatar

    Vegan cats and cows on a sabbatical- I want to be a fly on your head as you come up with these great ideas. Terrific, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I don’t know, Jennie. You would have to be a brave fly indeed. It is real scary in there. 😁

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        Haha!! 😅

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  14. Priscilla Bettis's avatar

    Fun one, John. Vegan cats and cows in college. Oh boy, the world is coming to an end!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Might be the start. Thank you, Priscilla. 😁

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  15. Dan Antion's avatar

    Well done, John. First they go to school, then they organize, pretty soon we’re working for them.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So true, Dan. Thanks,

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  16. Sorryless's avatar

    Your imagination soars higher than any hawk I’ve ever seen, tell you what.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      What a nice thing to say, pilgrim. Thank you.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      See you when we get back.

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