Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue # 402 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Here is a link to Keith’s post https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2023/10/09/kreative-kue-402/

The photo.

My Position by John W. Howell © 2023

“What’s this number twelve mean?”

“You’re the twelfth fastest qualifier.”

“Okay. But in terms of the race, what does it mean?”

“You are in the twelfth starting position.”

“You mean there are eleven ahead of me?”

“Well, there are three rows across, so that means you are in the fourth row outside position.”

“What does ‘outside position’ mean?”

“The inside is by the rail. You are two camels to the right of the rail.”

“How can a person win from way back there?”

“It is possible, but I’ll admit it is harder than the number one position.”

“Who’s number one?”

“Sassy Sady.”

“Who?”

“The camel’s name is Sassy Sady.”

How many camels are in the race?”

“Twelve.”

“So I’m behind the whole flock?”

“Entrents.”

“Huh?”

“The flock, as you say, are called entrants.”

“But I’m behind them all.”

“Except for the two abreast of you.”

“I might as well call this an outing and just take my time.”

“Except for the mob bets, I would agree.”

“Mob bets?”

“Yeah, the odds are forty-six to one you will win?”

“So, who would bet on me?”

“The mob.”

“Why?”

“They think you might win, so I would give it your best.”

“Or what?”

“Ever hear of cement overshoes?”

“No.”

“Take my advice and run like your life depends on it.”

“They can’t be serious.”

“Never saw one of ’em crack a smile.”

“How does this happen?”

“Luck, I guess. See ya at the start.”

 

 

 

62 comments

  1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    And if, by chance, number 12 should win, let’s hope there’s no… erm… testing of the entrants

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha ha. Good one.

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  2. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Run like the desert wind, Clyde. (Arab the Arab reference.)

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That would be Ahab. Hi yo Clyde.

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      1. tokragly's avatar

        Great song.

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  3. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    The mob doesn’t mess around. They don’t seem very good at betting either.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They just pick the winners.

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      1. tokragly's avatar

        They don’t pick winners, they make winners.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          There you go. At those odds the other horses come down with the flu.

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  4. GP's avatar

    haha, you get me every time, John.
    All I was going to say is, “BOY, does my butt hurt!!”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That is a good one, GP. 😁

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      1. GP's avatar

        You are kind.

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  5. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    LOL! This is hilarious…and so is that photo!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I agree, Jill. Thanks.

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  6. Kymber @booomcha's avatar

    Hahaha! You made me laugh out loud! 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Always a good thing, Kymber.

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  7. Dan Antion's avatar

    Put that camel in gear and get going! Well done, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan.

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  8. Dale's avatar

    I’m guess her smile is a pained one after learning this thing… Let’s hope number 12 is a fast ‘un!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you are right, Dale

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  9. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Good one, John. 🙂 It seems that I haven’t heard cement overshoes in a long time.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It may be a Jersey thing.

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      1. lois's avatar

        I’m from Jersey. Sounds about right. One of my uncles was, how do you say…involved with the mob in a very small way. We didn’t see him too much.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I’ll bet he was interesting too.

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  10. lois's avatar

    “Hey, does my camel have a name?” “Yes, good luck.” “Thanks for the luck, but what’s its name?” “That is its name. Good Luck.” 😆

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We need a rim shot and a cymbal.

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      1. lois's avatar

        ha! As the Italian side of my family always said (way before The Sopranos, I might add): Ba da boom!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yup.Ba da bing, ba da boom.

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  11. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    OMG, John! I’m seriously laughing out loud. I don’t know how you do it. Good one!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan 😁

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  12. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Yikes! I’ll be sure not to enter any camel races!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Or bet on them. 😊

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  13. Sue Dreamwalker's avatar

    Excellent…. What I want to know is… Did you back the Winner? 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Knowing what I know, O course I did. Bet the farm. Thanks, Sue.

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      1. Sue Dreamwalker's avatar

        🙂 … 🙂 smiles

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  14. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    I hope he runs a good race for his health!

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  15. Debbie's avatar

    A little incentive never hurts, does it? Well spun, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The old cement incentive seems to work well. 😁

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  16. Sorryless's avatar

    Yikes!

    From my experience, it’s damn near impossible to make a clean (or fast) getaway on sand. But hey . . I guess when it’s a matter of concrete shoes or seeing tomorrow, you’ll try your best.

    Another winner, Boss

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes indeed. Thanks, Marc.

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  17. Unknown's avatar
    Anonymous · ·

    OMG. This was a crazy ride and I was just a spectator. 😉 Great job, John.

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  18. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    Well done, John. I am trying to imagine getting twelve camels lined up!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Might be hard to imagine them all standing still to line up. Thanks, Jo

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  19. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    Pure craziness at its finest! Well done, John. I shook my head in disbelief until the very end. 😄

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, pure craziness for sure.

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  20. Mae Clair's avatar

    Hmm. And twelve is my favorite number. I may have to rethink that, LOL!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Thanks, Mae.

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  21. House of Heart's avatar

    Love this John, nothing better than a great writer with a killer sense of humor 🐂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Aw. You are the best Holly. Thank you for such a heart warming comment. 🐂

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  22. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Ha! That’s quite a predicament for her, John. Maybe if things go badly with the mob, she can get the camel to spit on them until she gets away.
    Thanks for the reminder that you are at Teri Polen’s Bad Moon Rising today. I’m looking forward to your post there. Hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good idea about the spitting. Have you seen the reel where the camel puts its head in a car and spits in the girl’s face? What a surprise.

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      1. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

        I think that’s where they got the Valley Girl phrase “Gross me out the door!”

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  23. Jennie's avatar

    John, this was great!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m glad you liked it, Jennie.

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