Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #420 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words.

Using this image (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before the end of the week. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.

Keith’s post link https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/02/19/kreative-kue-420/

The Photo.

 

“My, don’t you two look cute.”
“Thank you, Miss Elmiria.”
“Where are you going so early in the morning? The sun isn’t even up.”
“We’ve been working on a school project.”
“Is that why your brother has a sting of shallots around his neck?”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“You studying cooking?”
“Oh no, Ma’am. It is for English Class.”
“English class? What on Earth could shallots have to do with English class?”
“Well, we are reading Dracula by Bram Stroker—”
“Isn’t that book a little too old for you two?”
“Not at all, Ma’am. We both love it.”
“So why the shallots?”
“We have a report tomorrow, and we want to talk about how to ward off a Vampire.”
“Surely you must know shallots won’t do the trick.”
“We know. We thought we could pretend they are garlic.”
“Everyone’s going to see through that ruse.”
“Yeah, we thought so. Besides, these shallots stink.”
“I have a better idea.”
“Oh, good. We could use the help.”
“Whenever I meet a vampire, I show them this.”
“Eek, that’s a crucifix. Blind your eyes, brother.”
“Thought so. Now, you two run along. The sun will be coming up over those trees soon. Shallots indeed. I have always wondered why you were in night school.”

77 comments

  1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    One of them certainly has a strange look on their face… Thanks, John.

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  2. coldhandboyack's avatar

    I love it, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m so glad you did. Thank you, Craig. 😁

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  3. Dale's avatar

    Haha! A good try and they do look like vampire material!

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  4. Darlene's avatar

    A cute story!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Darlene.

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  5. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

    Poor boys. They should be happy not beeing forced to wear garlic. Lol Well solved, John! xx Michael

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Michael.

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      1. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

        I would appreciate having only a small piece of your imagination, John. xx Michael

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          That is very kind, Michael. Thank you.

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  6. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    The kids do look oddly pale.

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  7. lois's avatar

    Polite little stinkers, aren’t they?

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  8. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Great twist, John, that brings it all together. 😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Tim. 😁

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  9. Dan Antion's avatar

    That’s one of your best ones, John. I love it.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan. Glad you liked it.

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  10. Kymber @booomcha's avatar

    A great way to start my day, John! This was humorous and creative. I love it.

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  11. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    {Giggle} Thanks for the smile.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m glad you liked it and thanks for telling me.

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  12. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    I used to read a book to my 3rd and 4th graders called Bunnicula, where the family dog decides that he and the cat should wear garlic cloves to ward off the evil bunny. The mother puts him outside in the cold, thinking he’s lost his mind. It’s the same concept as your humorous creation.

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  13. Mae Clair's avatar

    Heeheehee. You are so clever, John! 😆

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  14. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    The shallots were a definite giveaway and night school 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I have to give some hints you know.

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      1. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
        D.L. Finn, Author · ·

        You do that very well!

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  15. quiall's avatar

    Ha ha ha! Biting commentary?

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    1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

      Ha ha, nicely played pun!

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  16. GP's avatar

    Another twist, eh John? Good one too!

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  17. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Ha ha, good one! It would appear that vampires live among us.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It would appear that way.

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  18. Jennie's avatar

    Well done, John!

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  19. Cindy Georgakas's avatar

    I got a good chuckle out of this and Love the take, John❣️

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Cindy. Glad you liked it.

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      1. Cindy Georgakas's avatar

        You’re so welcome, John! I sure did❣️

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  20. jilldennison's avatar

    🤣 Good one, John! Just to let you know, I have re-blogged your Fri-Yay post about Jimmie Sinatra for my good people post tomorrow (Wednesday) morning. WordPress no longer notifies the originator when a post is reblogged, so I wanted to let you know. Thank you!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Since I follow you I will spot it. Thanks for the notification. 😁

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  21. Jacqui Murray's avatar

    You always find a clever twist to events, John. Those old bowl cuts–who thought that was a good idea???

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  22. circadianreflections's avatar

    LOL! Great twist, John!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Deborah. 😊

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you for the lovely comment

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  23. markbierman's avatar

    Sheesh! Were they asleep during, “Vampire Survival Class?”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Sorta. Thanks, Mark.

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  24. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Night school for vampires…Ha!! Love this, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Glad you liked it, Jan

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  25. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    You got us on that one!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hopefully. Thanks, Jo

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks for the listing

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  26. Marsha's avatar

    Great dialogue, John! I love the ending. LOL “I have always wondered why you were in night school.” Too funny!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Marsha. I’m glad you liked the story.

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      1. Marsha's avatar

        You’re welcome!

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  27. Sorryless's avatar

    I don’t dig kids or vampires, but when you put the two together? Hand me a crucifix, will you?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      There’s one in this VooDoo Ranger case.

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