Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #436 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words, “Using this image (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before the end of the week. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Here is a link to Keith’s post. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/06/17/kreative-kue-436/

The photo.

The Call by John W. Howell © 2024

“We just left the metro. What’s up?”

“You can’t be serious right now.”

“What do you mean calm down.”

“We are on vacation 5000 miles from you, and you tell me to calm down.”

“So, how bad is it?”

“What do you mean not that bad?”

“Yes, I am alarmed. You call me out of the blue, and for what?”

“Don’t interrupt. You call to say there is water running down the stairs from the second floor and to calm down. How can I calm down?”

“Under control? Why did you call me then?”

“Key to the front door? It’s on the table by the door. Why do you need the key to the front door?”

“How deep is the water?”

“Well, the key has to be under the water somewhere.”

“What do you mean, never mind?”

“So if the door is gone, how can you keep the house safe?”

“What do you mean we don’t need to worry about that?”

“The whole house? How did this happen?”

“Bath? What bath? You never take baths.”

“Call the insurance guy.”

“The number is in the drawer in the kitchen.”

“What do you mean you lost the kitchen?”

“No, I’m going to finish my vacation. You will need to figure this out.”

“Yes, dear. I love you, too. Please don’t call me again.”

“Just go to the ER, and they can stop that. Bye, dear.”

 

51 comments

  1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Hmm. Just the sort of call you want in the middle of a foreign holiday! Nothing she can do from there, though, so…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yup. Carry on.

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  2. Sorryless's avatar

    She’s right, there’s nothing she can do to stop the bleeding . . . house . . husband . . both? So it’s best to leave it to the medical professionals. And it might not be the worst idea to keep the phone off until the vacay is over.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Excellent solution, Marco. 😊

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      1. Sorryless's avatar

        That’s what I’m here for 😉

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  3. Dan Antion's avatar

    Servpro – like it never happened, right?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m thinking the whole thing went down the hill. 😁

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  4. GP's avatar

    You would never get a call like this when you’re at home, but on vacation – every time!! haha The Universe plays games with us.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The universe has a warped sense of humor for sure. Thanks, GP.

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  5. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Things will get out of hand.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Probably already have. Thanks, Craig.

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  6. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    At that point, you really can’t do anything

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Nope. Gotta wonder why the call. Might have been better to run away from home.

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  7. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Hopefully, the insurance agent and medical personnel can help.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes let’s hope so. Thanks, Tim.

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  8. lois's avatar

    haha! I love this! I’m on vacation, dammit!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That’s right. Don’t call me. I’ll call you. 😁

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  9. circadianreflections's avatar

    Yikes! That’s the scariest thing to happen while on vacation. A friend of mine had her kitchen ruined when a pipe burst and flooded her it while she was on vacation. Thankfully she was insured.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That is awful. Thanks for sharing, Deborah. 😊

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  10. Debbie's avatar

    Oh dear. What a way to ruin a vacation!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I would say the perfect way to ruin a vacation. Thanks, Debbie.

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  11. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Gotta love human nature! 😃

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes indeed. 😁

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  12. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    As someone said, it would be a good idea to just turn the phone off while on vacation. Good one, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think so but who has the courage to do it. 😊

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  13. The Coastal Crone's avatar

    Nothing worse than getting a call for help when you are miles and miles away and feel helpless. Maybe it was better on vacations when we didn’t have cell phones.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good suggestion, Jo. Do we have the courage?

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  14. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    Forget looking for the keys…look for the insurance policy and check the coverage! Imma going to guess they’re gonna need it when she gets back. 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think there is going to be hell to pay when she gets home.

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  15. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    This has a Home Alone feel to it. Very clever. Don’t call me; I’ll call you.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Pete. I can see that for sure.

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  16. walkingoffthechessboard's avatar

    John, this is why I am liberal about letting calls go to voice mail…😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. I get that Bruce. Thanks

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  17. House of Heart's avatar

    sadly, I can relate to this. Well done John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Oh no. That is sad.

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  18. Michele Lee's avatar

    Oh goodness, never a good time for those calls. 😟

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That is so true, Michele. Thank you. 😊

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  19. Jennie's avatar

    “Just go to the ER…” is a great last line. This was so funny, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Jennie. 😁

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        You’re welcome, John.

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  20. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Another great vacation ruined! Fabulous ending. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Looks that way. Thanks, Jan.

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