Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – Signa

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

A new drink today. To test the machine to the maximum, a cappuccino is ordered. A smile on the control panel assures me this was not a challenge for the crafty AI entity inside the machine. After a bunch of hissing and spitting, a lovely signature cappuccino is produced. One sip and it is to the clock. The clock is set for March 9, 1924. The location is the Elysee Palace in France. The duration is two hours. Once the plunger is pulled we find ourselves in a meeting of the French Cabinet..

The French Cabinet is holding an emergency meeting to consider extraordinary measures to stabilize the collapsing franc, which dropped to 117.60 francs against the British pound sterling. fro reference in 1919 shortly after WWI the Frank stood at 25 Franks to the pound.
How the French got here is a matter of trying to extract reparation from Germany for the costs of WWI. When the Germans got behind on payments the French and Belgium took over the Ruhr industrial regon of Germany. In response the German government began printing money to pay reparations but was only successful in causing runaway inflation. The French cabinet now needs to approve a plan to get inflation undercontrol. It will not be until 1924 that the Dawes plan set up a payment schedule that brought back normaacy to France and Germany.
The plan was named for Charles Dawes an American who devised the plan and revieved the Nobel Prize since it averted financial collapse of both German and France. We were here to see the beginning of the recognition that such a plan was needed. The alarm takes us to my couch where no plan is needed dfor a nap. My text alert goes off and I see it is Linda Hill. Here text reads. Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “signa…” Find a word that starts with “signa” and use it in your post. Enjoy!
If you want to see how other bloggers handled the prompt go to Linda’s post. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2024/03/08/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-march-9-2024/
Signa by John W. Howell © 2024
“Well that was an interesting history lesson.”
“You mean it?”
“Of course I do.”
“Yurn around.”
“Why?”
“I want to see if your fingers are crossed.”
“You don’t think I could uncross them as I turned around?”
“You are a lot of things but not a cheat.”
“Okay I had them crossed.”
“I don’t know why you don’t recognize the signaficence of history?”
“I do it’s just that I’m focused on the here and now.”
“I can vouch for that.”
“Speaking about here and now.”
“VooDoo Ranger right?”
“Signaficent mind reader.”
“Uber here?”
“Ober there.”
Photo by Dan Antion
“Oh, my goodness. Now I’ve seen everything.”
“I think maybe there are more things for you to see.”
“What is that thing?”
“It’s a Rarie.”
“A dump truck?”
“No a Tip-a-Rarie.”
“Fell for that.”
“Like a rank amateur.”

Sally Cronin shares A Good News Story

Sally has a feature where she highlights posts from blogger’s archives. Today she is featuring a Good News story from September 28th 2023 from Fiction Favorites.

Sally is. the biggest supporter of Indy authors on the planet and her site is worth a visit to check out how you can participate with her help. She is also a talented author and her books are worth visiting as well.

Thank you so much for this feature and review, Sally.

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF Fri-Yay/Good News.

Today’s good news comes from the Good News Network.

Priceless Video Shows US-Russian Group Hug in Microgravity When Astronauts Arrive at the ISS

NASA’s Crew-8 spacecraft recently docked with the International Space Station on its mission to deposit three US astronauts for a sixth-month stay. Their arrival was recorded with a video of a pile-on group hug in microgravity.

Yet there was another passenger on board—Roscosmos cosmonaut Alexander Grebenkin.

It isn’t editorializing to say that US-Russia relations are the worst they’ve been since the worst days of the Cold War. Yet despite their differences, there’s one long and grand tradition they have always shared: peaceful cooperation and coexistence in space.

In the video, thrilled that their colleagues made it to the ISS safely, and thrilled, one would imagine, with the mere presence of new faces, Crew-8 mission commander Matthew Dominic is mobbed by NASA Crew-7 mission commander Jasmin Moghbeli and Soyuz-24 mission flight engineer Marina Vasilevskaya.

The three astronauts’ group hug begins to float toward the ceiling when Dominic realizes just in time that they will all get a nasty bump on their heads if he doesn’t stop them.

Dominic then moves to greet Soyuz-24 mission commander Oleg Kononenko while the rest of his crew follow behind, hugging those wearing the red, white, and blue and the white, blue, and red.

NASA astronauts Dominick, Michael Barratt, and Jeanette Epps arrived in the Crew capsule Endeavor with Grebenkin for a six-month stay to relieve the Crew-7 mission team that arrived in the Crew Dragon spacecraft Endurance. 

The mission was the fifth flight for the Endurance, and is the first SpaceX Crew Dragon to reach that milestone. Currently, the craft is rated for a maximum of five flights, but Space News reports that the company has sat down with NASA to study extending that certification to as many as 15 flights based on performance.

Astronauts have a unique way of seeing the world, figuratively and literally. Looking down on our home from low-Earth orbit day after day, they realize (and they all say they do) that space is an incredibly harsh environment, and everything we humans have and need is concentrated on this single planet with no alternative.

The video shows what they think of the current tensions in US-Russia relations, and perhaps we should all take a leaf out of their book.©

The good news in this article is that humans with a common goal can accomplish much, regardless of their differences.  Today’s John Ku talks about cooperation. I hope you have a beautiful weekend.

Together by John W. Howell © 2024

Separately, work’s hard,

But together makes a job . . .

Easier to do.

WATCH the micrograv group hug below… 

 

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy’s Wish.

Hey Twigs. What’s going on?

“I was just thinking about Lucy and that photo you took of us running on the new Turf.”

This one? Taken three years ago?

“Yes. We were sure happy. I miss having Lucy with us.”

“Mom and I miss her too. Of course, you have us.”

“I know, Dad. I hate to tell you, but fur and skin people are different people.”

Well, I do know that and know I’m no substitute for Lucy.”

“I know you try your best, but I have a hard time seeing you as a water buffalo.”

“I wonder what we can do to help you?”

“I’m not sure either. There is no way to wish Lucy back with us .”

“If you had another wish, what would you say it would be?”

“One that I have said many times. You know I can’t say it, or it won’t come true.”

“Here’s a deal. I’ll make a wish, and hopefully, it will be the same as yours.”

“That would be swell, Dad. Do you think Mom would join us in a wish?”

“I’m certain she will.”

“I hope we are on the same page. If so, I think it’s time  to smile.”

“I think so too, Little One.”

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #422 by Keith Channing.

In Keith’s words.

“Using this image (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before the end of the week. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Keith’s post https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/03/04/kreative-kue-422/

The image.

Dog Thoughts by John W. Howell © 2024

“Here, boy.”

Sigh. Another call to duty.

“Where are you, boy?”

Right here, of course.

“Time to go out.”

Gotta wonder why he thinks that trick will work?

“I’m going to count to three.”

Yeah, that always motivates me.

“One.”

Son of a gun.

“Two.”

Chew your shoe.

“Three.”

Now, where he be?

“Okay, this has gone on long enough. You need to come down here.”

Or what?

“This is the last time I’m going to call you.”

Heard that before.

“You want a treat?”

Ah. The magic word. Not biting.

“Okay then. It’s your loss.”

I’ll tell him what isn’t my loss. That bath he has planned, he can just take it himself.

“Last chance.”

I’ll risk it.

“Pretty please with sugar on top.”

He’s getting desperate. I’ll bet mama is heading home and my bath was the one thing he was to do. Gotta feel sorry for the uprights. So much pressure. Okay, I’m coming down.

“There’s my good boy.”

I can hear the flop sweat in his voice.

“Here’s a treat.”

Make sure the water’s warm, will ya?

 

 

 

 

Top Ten Things Not to Do at the Oscar Ceremony

Photo by Mirko Fabian on Unsplash

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Since next Sunday is the Oscar ceremony, I thought it would be nice to provide all of you Oscar nominees (You know, Best Screenplay from a novel) with a list of what not to do if you should attend the Oscar ceremonies. This list was inspired by witnessing several cringe-worthy moments during previous Oscar broadcasts. I hope you enjoy it (and heed the warnings when it is your time to accept)

Top Ten Things Not to Do at the Oscar Ceremony

10 If you attend the Oscar ceremony and win an Oscar, do not look at your seatmate and mouth the words out loud that belong to the initials NFW. If you do, at best, the bleep and commentators’ comments will stay on YouTube for half a century. At worst, the FCC will present you with a bill representing the fine for a worldwide violation of on-air decency, along with instructions on how to answer the charges levied by no less than thirty countries.

9 If you attend the Oscar ceremony and win an Oscar, do not rely on the tape applied to your daring dress by the designer to withstand the jumping up and down associated with the excitement of the win. If you do, at best, you might have to react quickly to stay covered. At worst, you might have a wardrobe malfunction that happens so fast the network cannot eliminate it from the broadcast that is being viewed by your entire family, including great grandpa Jerkins, who has been known to use the switch on the kids when they are bad.

8 If you attend the Oscar ceremony and win an Oscar, do not carry a cheat sheet with all the names of the people you must thank. If you do, at best, you will look like someone who has no idea who to thank. At worst, you will miss someone you should have included on the list, and they will hate you forever.

7 If you attend the Oscar ceremony and are to present a category, make sure you know how to pronounce everyone’s name. If you don’t, at best, you will make a small mistake no one recognizes. At worst, you will mispronounce a name or two, and the video will be the one chosen to be sent into space as the iconic non-verbal depiction of a buffoon on Earth.

6 If you attend the Oscar ceremony and are to walk the red carpet, do not fall down. If you do, at best, you will have to answer reporter’s questions continually all night about “your accident” as if you had wet your pants. At worst, the video will be made into a gif and will loop on the Today Show website for a year.

5 If you attend the Oscar ceremony, do not allow anyone to over-serve you. If you do, at best, you will make some small mistakes that only your mother will notice. At worst, during your big moment you will take the opportunity to explain to the audience and the rest of the world how schuper schuper happy you are ta be part of the wonder-ful Hollywoot shoe and how y’wissh ta thank allllllll the little little people who schacrificed to get you where you are now. (no typos here, all intended) Your performance will be nominated to be the new public service announcement for a twelve-step program.

4 If you attend the Oscar ceremony, do not think Will Smith will be at all entertained with any Chris Rock mentions. If you mention the unfortunate slap, at best, you might just get a cold stare. At worst, you could be the recipient of a knuckle sandwich coming out of nowhere and without any mayo.

3 If you attend the Oscar ceremony, do not think you should wear anything other than formal wear. If you wear something else, At best, most attendees will assume you work in the kitchen. At worst, the jokes said behind your back will end up on the Stephen Colbert show, and you will be asked to appear in the outfit you wore Oscar night. (Believe me, no one is laughing with you)

2 If you attend the Oscar ceremony, do not think wearing an experimental hairstyle will make you noticed in a positive way. If you do, at best, your hairstyle will be a topic on the following “What not to wear at the Oscars” edition of Here’s Hollywood. At worst, someone will want to touch the creation, and you will allow them to do so since you think they are a big producer, only to find out later they park the cars.

1 If you attend the Oscar ceremony, do not try to get yourself in front of every camera. If you do, at best, the producer will switch cameras the minute they see you on the monitor. At worst, although you thought each shot was magnificent, it appears you had a piece of spinach from the oysters Rockefeller stuck in your front teeth, making you look like a character out of the movie Deliverance.

Views of the Neighborhood – Deer Repellent

Many of you have asked how our community can grow plants with the number of deer we have wandering around. I answered that most residents know not to plant anything that the deer like to eat where they can get to them. There are always exceptions to every rule, so today, we will visit those folks who still plant luscious treats for the deer to eat. Oh, they try to keep the plants protected, but it seems like such a futile endeavor when plenty of things look good but are not deer favorites. We are catered by Perrfy’s Steakhouse of Austin. Our entertainment is The Grass Roots.

Menu

Picture of an old time school bus
Get on the bus.
Here’s a whole bed of groundcover plantings screened in.
To the left are roses, which are a gourmet item for deer.
More screening around various plants
Use of a downspout pipe to protect the tree.
Hard to see, but there is a little stick of a tree being guarded by iron and wire (and a little rope)
Screen wire and metal posts.
This one looks like it is a squirrel deflector.
A little hard to see, but virtually every plant is surrounded by screening.
 
Here is an anomaly. A juniper planting surrounded by fencing. (Deer don’t eat Junipers)
Here are plants surrounded by wire and then strung with electric lights. Notice the deer resting by them.
Here is a fig tree with a substantial wire surround.
That is the conclusion of our tour. Sit back and enjoy the music and food. I hope you have a terrific week.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – Clump

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

The machine is on it today. One cup of relief in less than twenty seconds. Has to be an all-time record. Knocking down a clump in the sugar and a spoon to the java it is now time for a sip. The brain has cleared enough to consider the clock. It is set for March 1, 1924. The location is Nixon, New Jersey. The duration is two hours. The plunger is pulled, and we are standing in an area that no longer exists.

Nixon, New Jersey, is the site of the Nixon Nitration Works Disaster. An explosion of Ammonium Nitrate destroyed several square miles of New Jersey factories and killed 18 people with two missing and 100 injured. The scene is complete devastation, and the town of Nixon no longer exists.

The explosion destroyed one building initially and then spread through fire to 40 others. The explosion was heard as far away as New York City. The cause is believed to be a small clump of TNT left in the Ammonium Nitrate that was extracted from WWI artillery shells for reuse as furtilizer. With that knowledge, the alarm goes off and the couch is an acceptable shelter from the smoke. Of course, there is a text from Linda Hill. It reads; .Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “clump.” Use it as a noun or a verb. Have fun!

If you would like to see how other bloggers handled the prompt visit Linda’s post. Here is the link  https://lindaghill.com/2024/03/01/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-march-2-2024/

Clump by John W. Howell © 2024

“You know your readers are going to revolt with those one word prompts hidden in the text.”

“They are the best people on the planet. They are okay with it. Besides there are two this week.”

“Yeah hidden in the aftermath of the Nixon explosion.”

“That was a terrible thing.”

“It is good to remember stuff like that. Did the town rebuild?”

“Yup but they voted to rename it Edison.”

“Why is the Nixon name familiar?”

“Lewis Nixon III was a highly decorated WWII airborne combat officer veteran and included in the book Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose. After the war he returned and joined the family company which was Nixon Nitration Works. The book was made into an HBO mini-series with Ron Livingston playing Lewis.”

“That sounds terrific but I was thinking of Richard Nixon.”

“Yeah, I can’t help you get out of that clump of bushes.”

“What bushes?”

“Never mind. All this time travel has me needing a Voo Doo Ranger.”

“Uber is waiting over there.”

“Where? All I see is a mess of a truck. Oh no.”

“Yup. Quite the classic.”

Photo by Dan Antion

“Classic what?”

“Classic Ford 3/4 ton flatbed.”

“Don’t even suggest we are riding in the back.”

“No we have a girl my lord from Winslow Arizonia.”

“She’s our uber driver?”

“Yup and she’s slowed down to take a look at us.”

“I think you have lost it. Lucky there’s room for three up front.”

“Dibs on the middle.”

“Why does that not surprise me?”

“Okay let’s go.”

“Think she has a disk player?”

“You rented it. You should you know.”

 

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – FRI-Yay/Good News

Photo by T-Bone Sandwich, CC license

Today’s story is from the Good News Network. Except for some grammar changes here is the story in its entireity.

Village Saves 45,000 Toads From Roadway Deaths, Cutting Casualties By 60%—All the Way Down to 3% Rate

Dispersed around the UK, hundreds of heroic volunteers soak themselves to the skin on early spring nights in order to save toads, frogs, and newts from being squished under the tires of passing cars.

This network of volunteer societies is literally transforming England by slowly walking across dark asphalt with a high-beam flashlight and a high-visibility jacket, picking up amphibians and dropping them into a bucket for safe transport across the road.

They are reducing the toll of roadkill on local amphibian populations by enormous amounts and ensuring they can keep up their valuable ecosystem services like keeping insect populations in check and filling the spring air with their soft croaking songs.

If you don’t live in a wet or rain-prone area, and you’ve never been on the road during frog/toad mating season, you might think, “How hard is it to just avoid running them over?” But it’s not that simple, for starters, because they can gather in such numbers that swerving to avoid one puts your tires on another, and small frogs and newts look just like leaves and twigs on the dark tarmac through a rain-splattered windshield.

Last year, England’s 203 amphibian rescue groups saved at least 115,000 animals from roads.

The Guardian’s Adrian Sherratt went out one night with Charlcombe Toad Rescue near the ancient city of Bath to photograph and participate in a rainy night’s rescue operations.

This group has brought the number of amphibian deaths from road crossings down to 3% from 60%. When you think that in March, hundreds of mama toads and frogs cross the street with bellies full of eggs, that equates to the survival of thousands of animals.

Bath is renowned for wet areas and hot springs, and frogs and toads need to reach these bodies of water to mate or lay eggs. But being a well-developed area, it involves crossing a lot of roads.

“I find it very emotional, actually,” said Angela, a Charlcombe volunteer. “And it becomes more emotional as you do it. You see a creature that’s so vulnerable just sitting there, and you can see it’s pregnant and bulging with babies. You want them to have a fighting chance of making it to their breeding grounds.”

Charlcombe has been active during the breeding seasons since 2003 and has saved over 40,000 animals from roads. There is a waiting list to join the 50 or so volunteers needed for the operation, which also crowdfunds a £1,500 sum to pay for the main road to be closed during the breeding season.

Froglife is a charity that coordinates the mass data collection that these efforts generate. They also help connect those desiring to volunteer with toad patrols in their area.

On that note, there are dozens and dozens of toad patrol groups that need new members, particularly in Cheshire, Lancashire, and the Isle of Wight.

Today’s JohnKu applauds there volunteers. I hope you have a safe and enjoyable weekend.

Frogs,toads, and newts by John W. Howell © 2012

Frogs, toads, newts, oh my,

Such lowly creatures and yet . . .

There are folks who care.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy’s Ball

“You in the mood to play ball?”

“It’s way over there.”

“That’s a whole three feet away.”

“Really? I thought it was closer.”

“For heaven’s sake, it is almost next to you.”

“Well, it just seems like it is not friendly.”

“What’s not friendly about it.”

“Seems standoffish to me.”

“It is a ball, not another dog.”

“Yeah, well, I wish it were.

“Okay, there. Mr. Ball, meet Twiggy.”

“I think you take things too far sometimes, Dad.”

“You implied that the ball was standoffish. I just wanted you two to become acquainted.”

“Okay, I get it. Nice to meet you, Mr. Ball. You have an Instagram  handle?”

I’ll throw you the ball. This will make it more active.”

“Now I think you are getting somewhere. A little interactiveness. Don’t hurt yourself.”

“There you go. Be careful it’s going to bounce.”

“I have my eye on it.”

Whoa. It took a mighty bounce.”

“Not too far for me, though. I got it.”

“Want to go again?”

“I sure do. I love to play catch.

“This time, I’ll toss it far.”

“And the doggie will run it down.”