
A coffee machine is not such good company until it spills forth that heavenly elixir that could be called the natural healer. When one’s brain is thumping on the innermost top of the skull, one sip can quell the monster trying to get out. As the machine delivers the goods, my mind wanders to a place where I wonder what it would be like without coffee. A shudder brings me back in time for that first sip. As the cup leaves my lips, the unmistakable cacophony of the combination of Westminster chimes and baying of the Baskerville hounds demands action before every window in the place is broken. A knucklebone thrown into the soundproof room, followed by the slamming of the door, brings back peace to the valley.
So another idiot could not read the DO NOT RING THE DOORBELL sign. Checking the security monitor, it is plain to see that the idiot is a large dog looking very much like Goofy. The usual conversation takes place over the intercom, and the predictable conclusion is that if I want my envelope delivered, I have to sign for it. I make preparations to turn off the security system.
The SWAT team needs to be put on standby. A quick text to the leader confirms that status. Also, the flight of A-10 Warthogs must be diverted. Another call to the commander puts that worry to rest. The SEAL team needs to be called off, and a call to the leader makes that possible. A call to the tow truck driver stops the deployment of an M1A1 Abrams Tank. The control panel simplifies the shutdown process of the security system. The boiling oil vats are put on standby, the turret mortars disengaged, the Trebuchet on safety, the concertina wire rolled, the Claymore mines reset, the tower Gatling guns on safety, the moat net dropped, the alligators fed, and the IEDs and shoulder-held rockets put away. The Proton torpedoes switched off. The gamma ray beams covered. The high-powered maser guns switched to standby, and the nanorobots chained in the basement. The locks on the door are thrown. And the door opened.
I’m handed a clipboard and asked to sign on line twelve. In exchange, I get my envelope. The goofy-looking character holds out his paw in the classic tip-request mode. “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will,” I say as a tip before I slam the door. The envelope has a message from Linda Hill. It reads:
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “company.” Use it as you see fit. Have fun!
To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link https://lindaghill.com/2025/10/31/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-nov-1-2025/©
Company by John W. Howell © 2025
“I thought you were going to talk about a business.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because the prompt word is company.”
“I just thought I would go in a different direction.”
“I saw that. A real quick use in the opening.”
“Yup.”
“How about you and I spend some time in the. Company of VooDooRangers?”
“Sounds good to me. Uber?”
“Right over there.”

“Now we’re talking. A nice Corvette.”
“Just one thing, though.”
“Of course there is. What is it?”
“We have to pay for the gas.”
“I thought that was included in the trip price.”
“Normally, yes. When I ordered the car, I said I wanted something fast.”
“Okay.”
“That puppy burns 110 octane fuel.”
“Oh. So a surcharge?”
“Yup. $10 a gallon.”
“Not bad. How many gallons could that monster possibly burn between here and the pub?”
“How far’s the pub?”
“Ten miles.”
“Yeah, that will be about five gallons.”
“Idiot.”























































