Thursday – A Little Personal – Admirals Twiggy and Lucy Explore the North Pole.

Sorry everyone, but this post got hung up in the snow. I have no idea why it didn’t post. Well, here it is.

“Gee Lucy, What do you think?”

“I think we ought to go inside.”

“But we came to explore the wilderness. To go where no dog has gone before.”

“I know, but it is so cold up here in the North.”

“Well, here goes. I need to get moving. One small step for a pup.”

“Be careful, Little One. Stay in touch.”

“One giant leap for dog kind.”

“I’m going to the control center. See ya.”

“I think I am on to the scent of a polar bear.”

“Don’t be tangling with something you don’t understand. How do you know it’s a Polar bear?

“I’m not sure, but this smells like what I think a polar bear should smell like. I’ll explore more.”

“Okay, but stay in touch. If you need me, just yell.”

“Will do. Now, admiral, Twiggy sets off to find the true North Pole.”

“I can hardly hear you. Speak up.”

Admiral Twiggy and the team approach what looks to be a camp set up at the North Pole. Could be a camp left by Robert Peary.”

“Who?”

“Robert Peary is the guy who went to the North Pole in 1909 and was the first person there.”

“You been watching the History Channel again?”

“Animal Planet. Hold on. The snowy puma just spotted some game.”

“Quit playing around. My feet are cold, and I’m not even out there with you. Come back.”

“I was kidding about the snowy puma.”

“No kidding. I don’t even think there is such an animal.”

“You ready to go in?”

“I sure am. Do dogs drink hot chocolate?”

“Only if they want to get sick.”

“Yes, I’m ready to go in. I don’t think the explorer’s life is for me. Maybe in South America, though.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy Stay Inside.

Lucy and Twiggy

“How about it, Little One. Want to go outside?”

“Let’s check the temperature first. Hey Dad, what’s the temp outside?”

“Let’s see. Right now, it’s 41 degrees Fahrenheit, which is 5 degrees Celsius. The high today will be 43 F (6.1 C) The low tonight is 34 F (1.1 C). Want to know what the market is doing?”

“No thanks, Dad. We have enough information.”

“Boy, he loves to go on, doesn’t he?”

“Yeah, well, you know how humans are.”

“So back to the original question. Want to go out?”

“You’re kidding, right? It is 41 degrees out there. Nothing good happens in 41 degrees.”

“You know there are dogs all over the world who go out in below zero weather and snow.”

“Yeah, well, they don’t live with me.”

“Should we ask if there is better weather tomorrow, Lucy?”

“We should ask tomorrow. I saw the weather forecast, and it doesn’t look good. Besides, I don’t want to get dad wound up again.”

“So what toy should we play with inside, Little one?”

“I think the tuggy toy is just sitting there waiting for us.”

 

 

Thursday – A Little Personal – Lucy and Twiggy Outside

Twiggy and Lucy

“Where you going, Lucy?”

“I was going to have a lay down on the chaise.”

“Aw, come on. Let’s go to the yard.”

“I suppose I could lay in the yard just as well.”

“Wait up. I have been looking at some things.”

“What kind of things, Little One?”

“Green things. Look here.”

“That is a weed. They are the first things up. The boss is going to need a pre-emergent weed killer.”

“Hold on. A pre what?”

“It lays in wait for the weeds as they grow. It is put on before they start.”

“This cute little weed is going to die?”

“That’s the whole point. Weeds are not good in the grass.”

“Why not. Look at ’em. They are green before anything else.”

“That’s true, Little One, but they still have to go.”

“I can’t believe it. I mean, they aren’t hurting anything.”

“Not now, but when they get bigger and invite all their friends, it’s a different story.”

“I guess you know what’s best, Lucy.”

“Trust me. They don’t feel anything, and the grass will be better off.”

Lucy and Twiggy

“You are lucky you had a full life, little leaf. The weeds don’t have a chance.”

“I know she’s over there mourning the weeds. I sure hope she forgets about them. She’ll make my life a nightmare with all the questions.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy at Leasure

Twiggy and Lucy

“So Little One. The sun is warm, and we have the day off.”

“What do you mean the day off.”

“There’s no UPS or FedEx deliveries scheduled. No ringing doorbell. No pumas or squirrels. Just peace and quiet.”

“How do you know all this?”

“I keep my ears open. I know when Mom is expecting a delivery. Also, the squirrel is busy down the street. The puma is resting in a chair.”

“You are so wise. I have to admit it is tranquil around here.”

“So let’s drink in the relaxation while we can.”

“Good advice. Seems a little too good to be true, though.”

“Hold on. What the heck was that?”

“I heard it too. See let your guard down, and the monsters invade.”

“What is up in that tree? Whatever it is should not be there.”

“You said that confounded squirrel was down the block.”

“Yeah, but there he is. I guess he’s not good on his word.”

“Word? You made a deal with the squirrel.”

“It’s called diplomacy, Little One. I arranged a cease-fire for the day.”

“Well, it looks like that fell through. I’m going to use some good old-fashioned kick-ass to get some peace.”

“We have him on the run. Maybe we can get back to our day of rest.”

“Mark my words, Lucy. The minute we sit down, some leaf blowing, squirrel loving, package delivering monster will show up.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy’s First Snow

Twiggy and Lucy

Here s a shot of the front yard on Sunday as the snow begins to stick. We never get snow, so this was a big occasion.

Twiggy and Lucy

“Lucy. What is that white stuff starting to form up on the yard.”

“I saw this once at the Coast in 08, Little One. It’s snow. I’ll go down and confirm.”

Lucy and Twiggy

“Well? Is it snow?”

“It sure is. It’s starting to fall pretty good.”

“Is it dangerous?

“No. It is cold, though. Let’s wait a few minutes till it gets thick, and then we can play.”

“Wow, this stuff is cold all right.”

“Go ahead and sniff around some more.”

“Look, there is still some grass over here.”

“Yeah, the vines keep it from getting snow.”

“You should smell this.”

“What is it?”

“I don’t know. Almost smells like a wet cat. Look, here are some tracks.”

“Wet cat? You having an olfactory hallucination again?”

“Where did these tracks come from. They smell very familiar.”

“That’s cause they are yours. What is the matter with you, anyway?”

“No wonder they seemed familiar. Can you eat this stuff?”

“Yes, you can, just watch out for the yellow snow. You are right. There is the smell of wet cat.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy Play Outside

“Hey, Lucy, come quick.”

“Coming. What’s the emergency?”

“I saw the flounder running on top of the fence.”

“Flounder? What are you talking about.”

“Well, that’s what Mom and Dad call the squirrel.”

Lucy and Twiggy

“How did you figure that one out?”

“You see the squirrel, and someone says flounder, it’s not hard.”

“I guess the folks think we don’t know as much as we do.”

“Yeah, like do you hear the pitter-patter of little squirrel feet next door?”

“Even if one is over there, we aren’t going to get it.”

“Yeah, I guess that’s true. What now?”

“Since there is no squirrel to catch, how about a game of tag?”

“Well, are you sure there is nothing over there?”

“I’m telling you there’s nothing.”

“Okay, then. You run, and I’ll catch you.”

“Hey, Twiggy, you ran right by me.”

“I’m thinking of the dog Olympics.”

“You sure you can catch me?”

“The Puma slams on the breaks and sees the water buffalo in a weakened condition.”

 

Twiggy and Lucy

“What weakened condition? You overgrown house cat.”

“The Puma comes around for the killing blow.”

Twiggy and Lucy

 

“Hey, Puma. What happened to the killing blow.”

“The Puma thinks it is time to stretch out in the sun. She carefully makes her bed.”

“Brother.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy – New Years Eve

“What are you doing, Twiggy?”

“I thought I would wake Lucy, and we could go outside and play.”

“Come on, you and I will go out.”

“You want to run and let me chase you?”

“I’m pretty sure you could catch me in an instant.”

“Okay. There was a ball down there last time I checked. We could play ball.”

“Good idea. The ball is right behind you.”

“I’m not talking about the soccer ball. There is a green ball.”

“I don’t see a green ball.”

“Well, see that is the ball Lucy and I like to play with. Why won’t she come out?”

“It is New Year’s Eve, and Lucy is resting up for the big show.”

“Show? What show?”

“At midnight, there is a big ball that drops in Times Square, signaling that a New Year has arrived.”

“Can’t people just look at their watch to know it is after midnight? Okay, throw the soccer ball, and I’ll chase it.”

“Hmmm. Come to think about it, that is some distance. If I’m going to stay up till midnight, I will need to rest too.”

“So you aren’t going to get the ball.”

“Nah. I think I’ll join Lucy.”

Twiggy and Lucy

“Well I hope you rest up you two. We certainly want to make sure 2020 is gone.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Lucy and Twiggy’s Christmas Wish

“Hey, Twiggy. Why so, glum? It’s Christmas Eve.”

“I’m still worried about biting that light on the tree.”

“Why worry? Mom took care of you. She has made it impossible for you to reach the tree.”

“That’s true. Do you think Santa will know? About the bulb, I mean.”

“So even if he does know. You have been good for the rest of the year. Why are you sulking?”

“Before the fence went up, I bit another bulb.”

“Oh, come on. It’s the same offense with two counts. No one cares.”

“You really think so?

“Yes, I do. You need to forget it already.”

“Hey, you two. It’s time for the photo to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas.”

“Do we have to be by the tree with the gate?”

“No. You can come over here.”

“We wish you all a very merry Christmas.”

“Lucy, the gate is showing”

“Just smile, and no one will notice.”

“I can feel it.”

“Shush.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy – At Loose Ends

Lucy and Twiggy

“What do you say to stop sniffing grass and head for the patio?”

“I think that s a good idea. I’ve read all these messages anyway.”

“The sun feels food even though it’s only 48 degrees.”

“You are so right, Lucy. I can feel it. The patio will be even better.”

“Hey, wait a minute. All these shadows make for a chilly lounge.”

“You are right, Little One. It is downright cold in the shadows.”

“Lucy, you know what to do under any circumstance. What should we do?”

“Well, first off, we need to stay together. It is warmer that way.”

“Aw, you think that it will be warmer for me.”

“Yes, Little One, that was my thought.”

“You are such a good sister. It definitely is warmer under you.”

“This is not going to work long term. We need sunshine.”

“Okay, where do we find it?”

“It is not over there. I think we have to go to the other side of the yard.”

“But you and I love to sit on these loungers and call for the house boy. That part of the yard is way over there.”

“I think the house boy is off today, Twiggy. I think we ought to get started.”

“How about the flower bed. There is a lot of sun here?”

“Remember those stones are too sharp for me. cause I’m so big.”

“Oh yeah. We don’t want to go back to that discussion.”

“Smart girl.”

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy Undecided

“It’s a beautiful day, Little One. Patio time or chase the ball time?”

“Boy. Both good choices.”

“Where d’you go?”

“I can hardly hear you. I’m checking out the ball field.”

“If it were my choice I’d do patio, Lucy.”

“But it is so nice. The temperature is perfect for ball chasing.”

“You know we can even chase the ball in the rain, Lucy.”

“You make a good point. Maybe we should take advantage of the sunshine.”

“Lots of shadows on the patio, now.”

“Looks like maybe we could do ball for a while until the sun clears the trees.”

“Or we could find some sun in the bed over here.”

“Aw, come on, Twiggy. Those stones are like needles.”

“Yeah, I forgot you heavy dogs can’t just walk on anything.”

“Heavy dog? Okay, I’m going to go chase the ball.”

“Wait a minute. You can walk on these smooth stones.”

“I might crush them being so heavy and all.”

“Have fun chasing the ball. I’m going to lay out in the sun.”

“Good for you. I’m going to jog a little. Maybe get some of that fat to go away.”

Twiggy and Lucy

“Man some people are really sensitive. Looks like Lucy has a few body image issues.”

“I can hear you, Little one.”