“You staying in the shade?” “Yup. I need to keep up my stamina.” “Let me guess. So you can catch Friday when he shows up.” “Does that seem strange to you?” “No just typical.”
It is Wednesday Story Day again, and last week we found out that the light-colored Escalade used by Cortez’s thugs didn’t have any reports of being stolen. The plate on it belonged to a Prius. There was one Escalade stolen in LA, but it was black. We did speculate that it would be easy to repaint the car, but that was just a red herring. There was also a dealer name on the license plate surround. Our gang is off to visit the dealer to see if there is any information that can be found about the car. I see they are all at the dealer’s place, so we better get over there to check it out.
“Yes, that looks like an Escalade we sold. Let me check the records.”
“We’ll wait.”
“I can check them right here on my computer.”
“Of course.”
“Yes, that is a very unusual color. Inspiration crème. It was sold two weeks ago to a local person. A good customer. I have the name and address.”
“That would be great if you could let us have it.”
“You do know that we need to protect our customer information.”
“I understand. This is a matter of life or death. I could get a warrant.”
“No, no, that won’t be necessary. Her name is Shirley Tounsand.”
“Her name?”
“Yes, Miss Tounsand has bought many vehicles from us.”
“Miss Tounsand?”
“She is a widow and likes to get a car every couple of years.”
“So that is a 2020?”
“Yes, it was left in inventory, so we gave her a great buy.”
“I will need the VIN number.”
“VIN number. What for?”
“We believe this vehicle was involved in a kidnapping. The Vin will allow us to access the GPS and perhaps locate it.”
“You don’t believe Miss Thousand is involved, do you?”
“Let’s hope not, but in any case, she might be in danger. Could we have her address, please?”
“Yes, here it is.”
“Do you happen to have her phone number as well?”
“Yes. It is on that paper. Do me a favor.”
“Sure, What?”
“Let me know she’s okay.”
“We can do that. Thank you.”
“Hey, Mike?”
“Yes, Larry.”
“Let’s go outside.”
“Thank you for the information. We’ll be in touch. After you, Larry.”
“I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I have some concern for that widow.”
“Yeah, no kidding. I’m calling her now. The phone is ringing.”
“I hope she picks up.”
“Still ringing. Ah, to voice mail.”
“Hang up.”
“Gotcha.”
“We need to send someone over there for a welfare check. Knowing these guys, the widow could be in trouble.”
“Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; even just a caption for the photograph. Either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.combefore 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here.
Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries next Monday.”
This post was originally run on May 25th, 2015. It was a cautionary prescription before the Memorial Day holiday
Ten Things Not to do While Visiting a Bar
10 If you are visiting a bar, do not stand too close to someone expecting them to talk to you. If you do, at best, they will move away. At worst, you might be surprised to find yourself an unwilling volunteer for a jujitsu demonstration with you as a student. (That thumb hold is pretty painful)
9 If you are visiting a bar, do not order a flaming drink for any reason. If you do, at best, you will confirm your narcissistic tendencies. At worst, your concoction will catch the back bar on fire, and the four-alarm fire department response cost will put your credit card into default.(you lit up the night though)
8 If you are visiting a bar, do not join others in doing shots. If you do at best, you will fall unconscious. At worst, you will be on your feet but engaged in behavior that you will not recall at your trial.(But you are sure you had fun)
7. If you are visiting a bar, do not get up on the karaoke stage no matter what. If you do, At best, you will be coerced into singing a song that you have never heard of before. At worst, you will be idiot enough to tackle Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody and to attempt to sing all the parts. (The “We will not let him go” part got you)
6 If you are visiting a bar, do not join a discussion about sports if you don’t know anything about sports. If you do, at best, your companions will have proof that you are an idiot. At worst, Tiny, the guy whose facts you were challenging, will finally have had enough and provide you with your solo flying lesson. (That landing will be pretty rough)
5 If you are visiting a bar, do not insist that the band play your song. If you do, at best, the band will ignore you totally. At worst, the huge guy with the word SECURITY on his back will be helping you to the exit to the amusement of the patrons and joy of the band. ( I think if you had just asked once they might have played your song)
4 If you are visiting a bar, do not try to duck buying a round. If you do, at best, you will soon be drinking alone. At worst, your companions will shame you into buying a drink which to your s everyone in the bar as arranged by your former friends. (Would have been cheaper the other way)
3 If you are visiting a bar, do not challenge the house champion to a game to impress others. If you do, at best, you will be beaten so badly that all those who you wanted to impress think you are a dope. At worst, you will get into several double or nothing bets that will end up with you no longer having a car. (Walking is good for your health)
2 If you are visiting a bar, do not send back a plate of food no matter how bad. If you do, at best, those who you are with will wonder why you had the poor judgment to order food in a bar in the first place. At worst, your plate will return from the kitchen with some additional ingredients courtesy of the night cook and his dog. (Don’t even taste it)
1 If you are visiting a bar, do not accept the pickled egg eating challenge. If you do, at best, you will be finished for the night. At worst, you will be feeling the physical effects of too many pickled eggs for the next week, including sleeping alone in the yard. (Think about it next time)
Since restrictions are lifted and I am fully vaccinated, it is time to go back to the gym. I know this isn’t the most exciting neighborhood tour, but it is a monumental event. We have brunch catered from the Hillside Farmacy in Austin. We have Sugarland as our entertainment today.
Hillside Farmacy
Brunch
Texas Cheese Plate
Selection of local cheese, wildflower honey
+ seasonal fruit.
Peel & Eat Shrimp ~
Freshly made biscuits Homefries Cheese grits Seasonal fruit bowl Side of bacon.
GOOD EGGS
Our eggs come from family-owned & operated sustainable pasture-raised organic egg farms around Austin. Their hens are humanely raised outdoors.
BRULÉE GRAPEFRUIT
Texas grapefruit half, sugar in the raw, local wildflower honey
HOUSE MADE GRANOLA & YOGURT
Yogurt, fresh seasonal fruit, local wildflower honey
BUTTERMILK PANCAKES
Mexican vanilla, seasonal fruit, powdered sugar BACON, SCRAMBLED EGG
MAC & CHEESE (vegetarian)
Taleggio, aged white cheddar, bread crumbs
PANCETTA , POACHED FARM EGG, BROCCOLI
Gulf Shrimp
Six gulf shrimp, house-made cocktail sauce, pickled onion
EGG & SAUSAGE BREAKFAST SAMMY
Pork sausage, farm egg, sweet and spicy pepper salsa, spring mix, tomato, mixed pickles, local cheddar cheese.
FARM EGGS BOWL (vegetarian)
Seasonal veggies
SHRIMP & STONEGROUND GRITS
Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, cheese grits, kale, microgreens
BIG BREKKIE (vegetarian options)
2 eggs any style
• Bacon or avocado
• Homefries or creamy grits • Wheat toast or a biscuit
White wine: Chardonnay Annabella Napa, CA Red wine:
Syrah Love & Grapes Nobis France
Hop on the bus.
Here we are at the gym.
A new pool is going in.
There’s the workout room.
My machine.
Overcast view
Do we want to do some leg or arm work? Let’s pass.
How about free weights? Not now, maybe later.
High-intensity workout? We have brunch to eat.
So let’s get to brunch and the music. I hope you all have a great week.
I was having a wannabe productive day yesterday. I was thinking of maybe raking the leaves and mowing the lawn. I got out the lawnmower and gave it a tug. It started in one pull, so I knew something was wrong. As I walked behind (yes, it is self-propelled. I’m 80 years old, so I live with it.)
Just when I thought the job would be perfect, there was a box blocking the next pass. I had to stop the mower, and knowing it would never start again until tomorrow, I decided to open the box. Here is what was inside, along with a trouble-shooting guide for my lawnmower. “Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “roc.” Find a word with “roc” in it or use it as a word all by itself. Enjoy!”
If you would like to stop work and enjoy a prompt, visit Linda Hill’s blog and read how easy it is. Here is the link.
Ah, Friday at last Little One.” “Feels good, Lucy.” “Yes it does.”
Friday again so soon? WTH. Okay, enough of the “Is life moving too fast? rant.” Of course, it is. We haven’t seen anything yet. Wait until everything opens up, and we all jump on the gerbil wheel.
The political wags are making a big deal out of certain states cutting short the unemployment pandemic bonus payments of 300 dollars a week. The real facts are 1. The number of unemployment claims is at the lowest level since the pandemic started. 2. Businesses are trying to attract workers, but with the prospect of earning that $300 by not working, there are staffing shortages everywhere. There is another lesson here. Some business sectors need to raise their wages to get the workers they need. I’m just saying.
We finally got three inches of rain here at the house. We needed it badly, and more is on the way. The folks in Louisana did not need the rain they got, so now there are emergency situations. It would be nice if there was an even allocation of the weather.
Had a great time on Fresh Ink Group’s Voice of Indie Podcast last night. Thanks to Beem Weeks and Stephen Geez for having me on. Here’s the link https://t.co/W0RkRhUm6Z?amp=1
If you haven’t seen the post on my review of Andrew Joyce’s Yellowhair, I hope you do. I have a lot of respect for his work.
Today’s JohnKu talks about the situation in the Middle East with the prospects of a cease-fire set for today. Let’s hope it is in place for a long time.
“You going to wait up for Friday?” “Think I’ll sleep till then.” “Good plan.”
It is Wednesday Story Day again, and last week we found out that the car making the pick-up at the Chick-Fil-A was a Cadillac Escalade, and the license number was clearly visible. So, with that information, the team headed to Mike Moore’s office at the FBI headquarters in Reno. I see they are in Mike’s office now, which means we can catch up with them.
“I have the database on my laptop so we can search for the plate here.”
“Good. Seems like we have to do a lot of running around to get things done.”
“I would talk to the guy with the pen about that.”
“How long is the search going to take?”
“Here it is.”
“Amazing.”
“Looks like the plate belongs to a Prius. It is registered to a couple in Tahoe. Hold on. Let me check the stolen vehicle database as well. No record of the Prius being stolen. I think we will need to call the couple to double-check.”
“There is no record of the Cadillac?”
“Yeah, that will take longer. This system is set up by plate number. Here let me do a search on the name field.”
“Is this just Nevada?”
“Yup, for now. I can expand to the US. I wish we had that plate number.”
“How about the dealer? Couldn’t they be of some help?”
“Depends on how good their records are. What year would you say that Escalade is anyway?”
“Boy, that would be a guess, but I would say maybe a 2019 or 20.”
“Why do you say that?”
“I know they named a style change for the 2021 year. That doesn’t look like the change.”
“Hey, Larry.”
“What, Andrew?”
“You looking to buy an Escalade.”
“No. Why?”
“Just wondered why you knew about model changes, is all.”
“It’s a long story. Maybe some other time.”
“I don’t have a hit on the Escalade at all. The system is still going through the national database. This could take all day. We need to go see that dealer.”
“I think we ‘d better get going then.”
“I’ll take my laptop so I can stay on the search. Wait, here’s something. An Escalade reported stolen in LA two weeks ago. The color is wrong. This one is black.”
