
“So, how did the procedure go, Little One?”
“I’m never speaking to mom again.”

“Oh, come on. It wasn’t that bad.”
“How do you know? You weren’t there.”

“I’ve had my teeth cleaned many times, so I do know.”
“Yeah, but my procedure was the worst.”

“Open your mouth and let me see.”
“There is no way I’m letting you look in my mouth.”

“Okay then, if you won’t let me look, let’s play tag. You’re it.”
“Why am I always it. You should be it sometime.”

“Well, catch me and I will be it.”
“No fair. Your legs are longer. You can move faster.”

“You don’t see me moving at all right now.”
“That could be true, but I think I hear some kibble falling into a bowl.”

“You can forget kibble for a while. You get soft food so you won’t hurt your teeth.”
“Soft food? What kind of soft food?”

“Well, mom takes your kibble and then soaks it in water.”
“Now that sounds horrific.”

“It’s not so bad, and it will feel good on your teeth.”
“I think a nice thick steak would feel better.”

“Of course, I have to wonder, when was the last time you had a steak?”
“Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.”







































































