Stream of Consciousness Saturday – I/Aye/Eye

Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again. This week’s prompt is I/Aye/Eye. If you want to join, in go here for the rules. http://lindaghill.com/2015/03/20/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-march-2115/

 

SOC Badge by: Doobster at Mindful Digressions

SOC Badge by Doobster at Mindful Digressions

I/Aye/Eye by John W. Howell © 2015

“Where have you been?”

“I had to go to the store why?”

“I missed you and I was yelling all over the house.”

“I told you when I was leaving.”

“You did?”

“Aye. I said I’m going to the store and is there anything you need?”

“Now I remember. I asked for something for this dry eye.”

“I asked the pharmacist what to get for a dry eye.”

“What did they say?”

“She said you need drops for the dry eye.”

“Drops for the dry eye?”

“Aye. Here they are.”

“Thank you. Let’s see two drops in each eye.”

“So we are good?”

“Aye, I have what I need for my eye.”

“This is another prompt isn’t it?”

“Aye smart guy who got the drops for the dry eye.”

“Let me guess. Rhyming words right?”

“Not even close.”

8 comments

  1. Phil Taylor's avatar

    Funny and well done!

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  2. quiall's avatar

    hahaha a fun read!

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  3. Private's avatar

    “This is another prompt isn’t it?” I like that.

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  4. authorleighmichaels's avatar

    HAHA! Love it. You never cease to give me a chuckle. 🙂

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