Stream of Consciousness Saturday

July 26, 2014 · by John W. Howell · in Prompt · 29 Comments

Here is my contribution to the Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt as described by Linda Hill: http://lindaghill.wordpress.com/2014/07/25/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-july-2514/

The prompt is to end with a question and extra credit for an exclamation point. Here goes:

“Holy cow! Did you see that car?”

“What car you talking about?”

“The one that just went by. The red one.”

“No, I guess I missed it. What was so special?”

“There were two people in the front seat and a couple of bears in the back.”

“Yeah right, a couple of bears.”

“I’m not kidding these two bears were sitting in the back and it looked like they had some kind of drink in their hand . . .er . . .paw.”

“How do you know it was a drink?”

“They had Big Gulp cups that’s how. Why the hell you concentrating on the drink? Don’t you want to know what the bears were wearing?”

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29 comments

alexischiuling · July 26, 2014 - 4:44 am ·

Haha, it’s funny imagining two bears in the backseat.

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:04 am ·
  
  Thanks. I don’t even know where the stream came from. LOL
  
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Charles Yallowitz · July 26, 2014 - 5:30 am ·

This near Chicago?

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:06 am ·
  
  LOL. Charles you absolutely kill me sometimes.
  
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  1. Charles Yallowitz · July 26, 2014 - 10:57 am ·
    
    Thank god that made sense. After I posted I suddenly had doubts about getting the right city.
    
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    1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 3:37 pm ·
      
      😎
      
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idiotwriter · July 26, 2014 - 6:07 am ·

lol! Anything is possible ey 😉

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:06 am ·
  
  So true. Thanks
  
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  1. idiotwriter · July 26, 2014 - 3:05 pm ·
    
    😉
    
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    1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 3:42 pm ·
      
      Thanks
      
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Let's CUT the Crap! · July 26, 2014 - 6:47 am ·

DEEE-lightful reading with my coffee Saturday morning. Two bears, huh? Are you sure they weren’t huge dogs? 😀 😀

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:07 am ·
  
  You know they just could be, but the honey on their face gave them away. Thanks
  
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  1. Let's CUT the Crap! · July 27, 2014 - 11:20 am ·
    
    😛 The honey gives them away every time. Sheesh.
    
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    1. John W. Howell · July 27, 2014 - 6:09 pm ·
      
      or being surrounded by bees
      
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    2. Let's CUT the Crap! · July 28, 2014 - 11:23 am ·
      
      😀 😀 😀
      
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kkerr19963 · July 26, 2014 - 7:16 am ·

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – brilliant!

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:10 am ·
  
  Thank you Ken. BTW First Madam is next on my list. Will be getting to it tomorrow. Looking forward to it.
  
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Sally Ember, Ed.D. · July 26, 2014 - 8:33 am ·

I don’t know how to add to this, but if you can, add: “I can’t believe Yogi invited his parents to my birthday party! What a jerk!”

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:11 am ·
  
  I like it. Thanks.
  
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LindaGHill · July 26, 2014 - 9:27 am ·

Haha! Are you sure they didn’t have Coke? Coz if they were polar bears they definitely would have had Coke.
Thanks for the smile and for joining in again this week, John! 🙂

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 9:34 am ·
  
  Thank you Linda. This was fun.
  
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FabricatingFiction · July 26, 2014 - 9:48 am ·

What a fun tale 🙂

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 3:35 pm ·
  
  Thank you
  
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Phillip McCollum · July 26, 2014 - 10:43 am ·

I bet they were bare naked… I’ll show myself out.

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 3:36 pm ·
  
  Cool. Love the comment.
  
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Cayman Thorn · July 26, 2014 - 1:24 pm ·

You clever funny man, you. And yeah, I was wondering what the bears were wearing but really, I was afraid to ask.

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1. John W. Howell · July 26, 2014 - 3:38 pm ·
  
  😄
  
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peakperspective · July 27, 2014 - 10:43 am ·

This is so my kind of humor. A bit Douglas Adams of you.
More please. 😛

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1. John W. Howell · July 27, 2014 - 6:09 pm ·
  
  Okay. I’ll do my best
  
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