Wednesday is story day and since this is the day before Thanksgiving it feels like Friday. There is usually a story here as those of you who read this blog regularly can attest. Raise your right hand and repeat after me. (This is the attestation) I say your name do attest that this is story day. As such, I expect a story and if there is not a story I will take whatever measures available to me under the constitution to force the author to create a story. So help me Hanna. So for you lawyers out there I’m really sorry to announce YES there is a story. We have Frank and Billy here again. Last week Frank was asking Billy to get rid of his AK47. Charles Yallowitz made a comment in which he wondered if Billy was actually walking around with said AK47. So let’s join this happy duo top see for ourselves. Thanks, Charles for the comment. The title of this week’s story is “Later.”
Later by John W. Howell Copyright 2014
“So Billy where is the AK now?”
“It’s out in the car.”
“Out in the car? Are you crazy?”
“I don’t think so. Why?”
“Leaving that weapon out in the car for the police to find it? Not smart.”
“They’ll never find it Frank.”
“How can you be so certain?”
“For one thing I have it out of sight.”
“For one thing.”
“Yeah, and for the other I think they will be more interested in the cocaine I have on top of it.”
“Billy. Listen to yourself. Cocaine? What cocaine?”
“The guy who I took the AK from also had five kilos of cocaine.”
“He gave them to you?”
“Not exactly.”
“What do you mean not exactly?”
“He is in the trunk on top of the cocaine and the AK.”
“Aren’t you worried about the police finding him?”
“No he is well hidden.”
“I’m afraid to ask. Well hidden by what.”
“I hit a deer on the way over here. I put it in the trunk on top of the guy.”
“So you think this is safe?”
“Would you mess with a dead smelly deer?”
“You have a point. Although it may take me a minute to understand it.”
“Later then, Frank. Need to dress out that deer for Thanksgiving.”
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That trunk must be huge and it’s going to stink. Though I guess there is a speck of logic in the thought process. Billy is definitely interesting.
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I have it on authority Billy is going to have the deer for Thanksgiving. About the other ting in there? Not sure.
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Thing
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Maybe he’ll have a special guest for the holiday.
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Frank has met his match. Heh heh 😉 Have a wonderful holiday, John!
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Tahnks Marie, You have a great day (and weekend) as well
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That is one big trunk!
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Like an Elephant. Happy Thanksgiving Jill.
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Sounds like any car in Georgia.
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Ha Ha HA. Good one! Happy Thanksgiving Susan
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Happy Thanksgiving 🙂
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Absolutely brilliant as usual 🙂 have a great holiday John!
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You as well. Thanks
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You need new friends… 😉 Enjoy your day, John. Happy Thanksgiving ♡
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You as well.
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That Billy is a character! Lol
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He might want to make a guest appearance some day. Have a happy T- Day
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Billy is skewing sociopathic…
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I like the pathic part. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Billy is something else, alright. 😀 😀
Never mind the rest of what’s in the trunk, it’ll be hard to sell the car. That kind of stink is hard to get out.
😀 Isn’t it?
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Wild and crazy guys. Yikes. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! But not to Frank and Billy.
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I love this, John. Just my humour, as always. I am still trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard, in fact I think I may have blacked out for a few seconds there. Awesome.
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I have to tell you the following story told me by my grandfather. It seems a man jumped out of a tall building and fell to the concrete below. He was a mess and the people gathering were all in deep shock. One after the other commented, “I hope he was ready to die.” A man walked up and seeing how distraught the crowd called for every ones attention. He then went on to say,”I think the gentleman was ready.” “Oh, how do you know?” A number inquired. “Well,” the young man said. “I live on the second floor and as the gentleman went by my open window he said, ‘and now for the bloody thud.'”
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Lol. Hilarious. I love it, John. I am amazed at how you can capture exactly my way of thinking and sense of humour, although I am sure that is not your motivation in your writing 🙂
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I love British humor. My roots are in Scotland and Wales.
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And I love your humour. It is one of the bright points in my life.
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