Wednesday Story Day- AKA Hump Day

 

 

Wednesday Story day is here. Last week we found Billy and Frank inside the bank ready to do the job. All of a sudden Billy needed to use the restroom. Obviously Frank lost it and told everyone in the bank to get on the floor totally ignoring Billy’s needs. Let’s join the pair where we left off.

“Frank I really have to go.”

“Shut up and might I remind you although it’s probably too late. No names.”

“Okay, Mr. X I really have to go.”

“Tell you what Billy, you and I can just grab the money and then you can use the restroom before we go okay?”

“I guess that will work.”

“Okay everyone listen up. We don’t have much time so I want you to remain calm and no one will get hurt.’

“You tell ’em Fr─ er Mr. X.”

“Take this bag you there on the floor. Get up and take this bag.”

“Yeah, take the bag.”

“Shut up Billy.”

“Hey no names.”

“Shut up Billy. Now put as much money as you can into the bag and be quick about it.”

“Yeah quick.”

“What’s that noise Billy? Go to the window and see what it is.”

“Oh my gosh, Fr─ er. Oh my gosh, it’s a bunch of police cars.”

“Damn I guess we will need to take a couple of hostages. You with the money come here.”

“Frank?”

“What now Billy?”

“I don’t have to use the bathroom anymore.”

“That’s just great Billy. I’m so glad to hear you are comfortable while we are about to get our asses blown off.”

“I just thought you didn’t need to worry about it anymore.”

“Thanks, Billy. It was right up at the top of my worry list.”

“See I knew it.’

“Shut up Billy.”

 

31 comments

  1. Billy never disappoints. Well at least the reader. I’m guessing Frank is going to trade him for cigarettes when they go to jail.

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    1. Ha ha ha. I like that one.

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      1. I see Billy going for at least 3 packs. Though he has shown bizarre luck, so he could end up being hired as a prison guard instead.

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      2. I think Frank will need a squire.

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      3. Really looking forward to seeing what happens next.

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  2. aFrankAngle · ·

    Well done at working in multiple shut ups.

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  3. I’m curious now to see how they get out of this one. Billy probably pees the floor and the cops fall sliding into it when they come charging in.

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    1. That’s what i was thinking. 😀

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      1. I’ll have to really concentrate on this one.

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    2. Would be a good one. I’m not sure myself.

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  4. Okay, they’re absolutely going to get caught.

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    1. Not so sure. Stand by

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  5. Not sure if I want to know why Billy doesn’t have to go to the bathroom any more 😉

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  6. John…. that was priceless. I’ve got to change my reader settings so this will show up in my inbox — I want to make sure i don’t miss an episode. Hugs! ⭐

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    1. Do change. I would miss you if you missed one.

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  7. Crazy. And a fun read. The two idiots, I lthought, were going to take hostages in the port a potty. 😀

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    1. I like that idea.

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  8. Crazy. And a fun read. The two idiots, I thought, were going to take hostages in the port a potty. 😀

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  9. I’m with Marie. I’m sure Billy went in his pants a la Rupricht.

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    1. Yeah sounds like it to me.

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  10. They can’t get caught, but I’m sure someone will trip because you-know-who doesn’t need to use the bathroom anymore. 😀 😀 😀

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    1. I’m trying to work them out of this. Not sure I can.

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      1. Sorry. I’m confused. Them, who? Work out of what? 😮

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      2. Frank and Billy. Out of the bank situation.

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      3. Oh, sorry. I lost my train of thought. Happens, you know. ^^’

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  11. Frank will fix this somehow. Billy won’t make it in the slammer, Butch.

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    1. I think you are right

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  12. Made me laugh – ‘Shut up, Billy.’ 😀

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