SOC Badge by: Doobster at Mindful Digressions
Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again and this week’s prompt is “Very/Very.” If you would like to participate in this fun, please visit http://lindaghill.com/2015/04/24/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-april-2515/. Here is my interpretation.
Very/Very by John W. Howell © 2015
“The guy said what to you?”
“He said, ‘very very.’”
“What the hell did that mean?”
“I’m not sure, but he had a pretty big gun pointed at my face.”
“What did you do?”
“I said, ‘very very merry merry.’”
“Oh, my gosh. Then what happened?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing? You’ve got to be kidding.”
“Well, he did mutter ‘very very merry merry carry carry.’”
“Wait, what. Why did he do that?”
“I’m not sure, but he had a little smile on his face. I think it was becoming a game, so I said, ‘very very merry merry carry carry hairy hairy.’”
“Wow, that was good. What then?”
“He told me I was disgusting and walked away.”
“Seriously.”
“I’m here aren’t I?”
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Sometimes words have the power to change an outcome for the better! Very Very by John W. Howell
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Thank you for the re-blog Sally. So nice.
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Well, that last thing he said was offensive. Can’t blame the guy for walking away.
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Surprised he wasn’t shot.
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Sometimes you’re just so disgusted that you have to walk away. 🙂
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True
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Okay… that made me laugh out loud. Huge hugs, John.
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Love to make you laugh
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Well… yes! He did get away 😀 Nicely done!
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🙂
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I’m surprised he didn’t get shot as well. 😀 😀 😀
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brilliant! At least he didn’t say leery leery.- then he would have been shot
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Ha ha ha. I wish I had thought of that.
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Ha!
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