Wednesday Story Day – AKA – Hump Day

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It is Wednesday story time again. Last week we were all shocked to see Bob lose it and attack Charlotte. It does not take a psychology degree to see that Bob is losing his grip on reality. In addition to his outburst, he has transferred his problems with his mother to Charlotte. We last left Charlotte asking Bob to let her go since she is having trouble breathing. We need to get back there.

“Bob, please. I think I’m going to pass out.”

“Okay, mommy I’ll give you an opportunity that you never gave me. There is that better?”

“Oh yes, Bob. Much better. Your hand was cutting off my air. Now that you have removed it from my neck I can breathe.”

“Don’t try to run though. We have a lot to talk about.”

“You seem calmer, Bob. How do you feel?”

“I’m not sure. I feel dizzy.”

“You have had an episode, Bob. You may be coming out of it.”

“Charlotte how did you get here? Where is my mom? She was here, and I wanted to kill her.”

“I know Bob. You thought I was your mother.”

“That’s not possible. How is that possible?”

“I’m not big on psychology, but I think the term is transference. You transfer some of your hatred to your mother, and then she became manifest in me.”

“W-wait what?”

“Forget it Bob. You had a spell is all.”

“Look at your bruised neck. Did I hurt you?”

“You did Bob. I thought you were going to kill me.”

“Oh, Charlotte I need to go away. I wouldn’t want to hurt you. You’re my friend.”

“I know Bob. Here sit by me. You look flushed. Let me feel your head. Oh my goodness, you are burning up. Here lay down. I’m going to get a cold cloth.”

“Don’t go away.”

“I’ll be right back.”

“Okay, I’ll be laying here. I’m going to close my eyes.”

“Bob get up.”

W-wha? Who’s that?’

“Your mother of course. Why are you so stupid sometimes.”

“Oh, my gosh. Where’s Charlotte?”

“How the hell would I know? Here’s your cloth you sissy.”

 

29 comments

  1. dalecooper57's avatar

    Oh dear, I can see this ending in tears.

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  2. Dan Antion's avatar

    Wait…now I think I need a cold cloth. Are you telling me I have to wait until next Wednesday to get some answers? Ack – I’m not sure I can.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yup. a whole week. Sorry. 🙂 I loved your Tweet today.

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  3. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Well, this keeps getting stranger and stranger. Very curious to see where it goes next.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Had to work around your genius last week.

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      1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

        Now I feel like I caused this to go in a terrifying direction.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          It was going to be terrifying anyway. Not to worry.

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        2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          I’ll get my security blanket.

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        3. John W. Howell's avatar

          A jar of peanut butter couldn’t hurt either.

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        4. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

          I’ll get my big boy spoon. 🙂

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  4. Marie A Bailey's avatar

    Oh, my … that’s all I’ve got 😉 Staying tuned!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      A little creepy huh?

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      1. Marie A Bailey's avatar

        More than a little 😉

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  5. Professor VJ Duke's avatar

    Still laughing about representing the coauthor.

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  6. S.K. Nicholls's avatar

    How confusing. I don’t think Bob’s a bad guy, just deeply troubled.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Really troubled.

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  7. Debbie's avatar

    Love the suggestions for author photos — that’s just not an easy thing at all, is it? I mean, why does it feel so awkward to photograph someone who writes?? (Perhaps because who wants to look at somebody writing?!) Anyway, great installment here. I’m thinking Bob has more issues than we know, probably not the least of which is his sneaky mother!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      As Freud would say “all issues lead to the mother.”

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  8. Phillip McCollum's avatar

    Love where this is headed!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks. It’s got me frightened.

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  9. Rhonda's avatar

    The author photos are great! 🙂 So is the story. I’ll have to go back and catch up.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes it is a wild one.

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  10. Andra Watkins's avatar

    Excellent. Pics and story. Bob’s getting what’s coming to him. Haha.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      It does look that way. Thanks

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  11. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    I’m so confused. Who’s Bob, again?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Bob is the author. Charlotte is his teacher hired by the mom of Bob.

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