Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt “View”

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It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again. This week’s prompt is, “view.” Linda Hill authorized the use of view anyway we want. If you would like to visit her blog and try and figure out what is going on you can visit her post https://lindaghill.com/2016/09/09/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-sept-1016/https://lindaghill.com/2016/09/09/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-sept-1016/.

View by John W. Howell © 2016

“Hey down in front.”

“You talkin’ to me.”

“Yeah I’m talkin’ to you. Sit down.”

“I hope you can back that with a little more than words.”

“Yeah I can. Either you sit down, or I’ll sit you down. You are blocking my view.”

“Your view? Who died and made you king.”

“A couple more comments and you be taking your meals through  a straw.”

“Yeah, yeah. It sounds like you need a lesson. Come on up and we’ll have us a ball.”

“You and what army are going to make me come up there?”

“Don’t need an army. Just little ole me. By the way get me water from the kitchen.”

“Why do you always make an issue out of watching a football game?”

“Makes it more like we are at the stadium.”

“If I get the water will you sit down?”

“Of course I will dear.”

25 comments

  1. So funny….loved it!

  2. Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
    A little bit of flash fiction from John W. Howell this morning.. prompted by the word ‘view’….

    1. Thanks Sally. BIG HUG

  3. Ha. I love this John. My father would always say “your *butt* would make a better door than a window” if we were blocking the tv during the game.

    1. Ha ha ha. Thanks, Dan 😀

  4. LOL! Loved this one, John! Happy Saturday!

    1. Thanks, Jill. You as well. 🙂

  5. Every group viewing of a sport has this person. Usually when they’re drunk.

    1. I know right? Thanks

  6. Never saw that coming.

  7. LOL! I didn’t see this one coming, John… didn’t have a good view! I loved it!

    1. Thanks, John. 🙂

  8. I was worried for a minute. Thanks for the happy ending. 🙂

    1. You are welcome. Thanks.

  9. Nicely done, John!

  10. Nice one! I can see who’s wearing the pants, lol. 🙂

  11. Loved it! You’re the master of twists! Of course, thought you were at the movies! 💛 Elizabeth

    1. Of course you did. Heh heh heh. (you thought it was two guys too. Right?)

      1. Yep! I was waiting for a down & dirty “popcorn” fight! 💛 E

  12. Sounds like the way my ex and I used to talk to each other. …yes, I said “ex.” Any wonder? :p 😉 😀

    1. Ha ha ha.I’ve had two to practice with myself. 🙂

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