Tuesday – Anything’s possible – Kreative Kue #102

As you know, I like prompts, and Keith Channing has one I enjoy. Here’s the deal in his own words. “Using this photo (Below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really; and either put it (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithkreates@channing.fr before 6pm next Sunday (if you aren’t sure what the time is where I live, this link will tell you). If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here – pingbacks don’t work.

Go on. You know you want to. Let your creativity and imagination soar. I shall display the entries, with links to your own blog or web site, next Monday.”

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Kreative Kue 102

Work by John W. Howell © 2016

“I know you’re in there Pradeep.”

“Mmmumble.”

“I can’t understand you.”

“Quambackltr.”

“What are you saying. It is time to go to work.”

“Why can’t I catch a break?”

“I heard that. It’s almost nine o’clock. You need to get going. I’m paying for this cab, and it is not for sleeping but for earning money.”

“All right, all right. You don’t have to yell. I’m getting up.”

“Why do you sleep in this cab anyway? Isn’t it uncomfortable?”

“Better than on the park bench. Did you bring coffee?”

“Coffee? Do I look like I’m running room service? I’m your boss for heaven’s sake.”

“Doesn’t hurt to ask.”

“It does show a lack of respect.”

“Oh I’m sorry. I’ll bet that means no donut either.”

“That’s it. You’re fired.”

“Oh dear me. Whatever will I do? Here take the keys. You going to drive the cab now?”

“I’m the boss. Bosses don’t drive the cabs. Bosses own the cabs.”

“Okay boss. Good luck.”

“Where’er you going?”

“I don’t know.”

“Need a job?”

“Why yes. Yes, I do.”

“Want to drive a cab?”

“Sounds fun.”

“You’re hired.”

“Do I get coffee?”

 

24 comments

  1. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Well that all worked out for everyone. Guess the boss doesn’t have a break room.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      No. He also doesn’t have an office. Thanks, Charles. 😀

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  2. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Hahaha! I couldn’t imagine why he’d be looking at that little taxi in such a disgusted way — but that would do it! You’re great with these Abbott & Costello-esque vignettes. Have a terrific Tuesday. Mega hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Teagan. I’m glad you liked it. 🙂

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  3. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    Oh the circle of life! Coffee does play an important role doesn’t it? Thanks for the morning laugh! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Coffee is king. Thanks, Gwen.:-)

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  4. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    He should definitely hold out for more money!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think he’ll settle for the coffee.

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  5. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    LOL! Always entertaining! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan.:-)

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  6. The Hook's avatar

    I hate coffee but this was a great cup ‘o blog, John.

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  7. Debbie's avatar

    I generally examine the picture before I read your take on it, and as usual, I had no clue where you’d go with this one — well done! Somehow I can’t imagine a taxi with a single front wheel. The thing just doesn’t look safe to me, and it doesn’t look as if it would hold many passengers, either.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      May be very small streets so not a lot of room to move around. Thanks, Debbie.

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  8. Let's CUT the Crap!'s avatar

    Perfect. You start at the beginning, go round and round and back to the beginning again. Love it. Always funny and always entertaining, John. 🙂 😛

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Sort of the way life is sometimes. Thanks, Tess

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  9. John Fioravanti's avatar

    Another great piece of work, good, sir! Honestly, I didn’t see that one coming!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I love fooling old guys. 😀

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      1. John Fioravanti's avatar

        Yup… y’all saw me coming!

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  10. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    I was thinking more like… “Crud. My tire is too small.”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. That would be a good one. 😀

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  11. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    I love it! And I love the name Pradeep as well. Always have, not sure why.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Me either. I knew a real Pradeep and he was the sweetest man. Thanks, Cayman. 🙂

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