Wednesday Story Day – AKA – Hump Day

Hump Day

 

It is Wednesday Story Time again. Last week we were treated to a bit of information that had us on the ropes (metaphorically speaking, of course). It seems that Harriet and Alice have a past together that included some unsavory items. It is time to get back to the hospital since I see the doctor coming out into the waiting room.

“Doctor do you have news for us?”
“Which of you is Mrs. Murphy?”
“I’m Mrs. Murphy.”
“And so you must be Mrs. Weston.”
“Yes, yes I am.”
“Okay how about we have a seat over there.”
“Is it serious doctor?”
“Well, let’s just say Mr. Saveride has a long way back.”
“What do you mean back?”
“That is a good question, Mrs. Weston. Mr. Saveride suffered a traumatic injury to his liver, spleen, and gut. He fell quite a distance and when he hit the ground there was a secondary collision of his organs inside his body.”
“Oh, my.”
“Yes, Mrs. Murphy. He is very lucky to be alive. I must say he is strong and young but he will need a lot of rest and little motion for the next few weeks.”
“I have a spare room. He can certainly stay with me.”
“Alice you know full well that he will be staying at my house.”
“Well, he won’t be leaving this hospital for at least two weeks so you two have plenty of time to determine where he can go. Also, I will not release him if he still has signs of internal injuries.”
“He can stay as long as necessary. I’m fully responsible for his bills.”
“I do understand that Mrs. Murphy and he is lucky to have a friend like you.”
“Yes, Mrs. Murphy. Mr. Saveride is very lucky to have a friend like you.”
“Please, Alice we need to think of Lucas and put our petty differences behind us.”
“Unless there are any questions, I have another surgery to attend.”
“When can we see him?”
“He should be awake soon and then about an hour in the ICU just to make sure he’s okay. I would say tonight about seven. In the meantime, I think you too ought to get some dinner.”
“Thank you, doctor. And thank you for saving our Lucas.”
“You are quite welcome. If you have any other question please get in touch.”
“We will doctor. Goodbye.”
‘“We will doctor goodbye.’ You make me sick.”
“Come on Alice. Let’s follow the doctor’s advice and grab some dinner. I could use a belt.”
“I thought you gave up alcohol, Harriet you dog.”
“I’m taking it up again. You want dinner or no?”
“Hell yeah. I’m in. Like old times.”
“Keep your hands to yourself though.”
“Aw. That’s no fun.”
“Maybe not, but just the same.”
“Buzzkill.”

47 comments

  1. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen Plano · ·

    Love the kitten, she probably glimpsed poor Lucas – or maybe one of the ladies. When I got to the line, “We will doctor goodbye.’ You make me sick.” – I burst out laughing. Great line, John – now I’m hooked for sure! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Gwen. I could hear that one with a little whine. 😀

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  2. patriciaruthsusan's avatar

    Well, that was realistic. We still don’t know much about Lucas’s past. Of course, he’s no danger to others in his condition. It seems these two women are what’s known as friendly enemies. Another good installment, John. I like the kitty at the top of the page. 🙂 — Suzanne

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Suzanne. I stumbled across that kitty and loved it. 😀

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  3. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    “I could use a belt.” I’ve never heard that phrase, John. I like it. Great last line! Cute kitten!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      My job is to keep culture alive (Old fart culture that is.) Thanks, Jill. 😀

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  4. GP's avatar

    You’re showing your age with “I could use a belt” – love it. A realistic conversation, here , believe me!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She is a pretty crust old bird. Thanks, GP. Yes I have used that term myself. 😀

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      1. GP's avatar

        [me too].

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  5. davidprosser's avatar

    Two weeks in hospital eh. I wonder what can happen in that time.
    Hugs

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Hmm. I wonder.

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  6. Dan Antion's avatar

    Yikes! Major surgery, two weeks in a hospital, time in ICU and these women are fighting over who wants to be responsible? I would be all: “you touched him last, he’s yours…”

    Great episode John. I like these little lulls before the storm. Of course, I expect we have a few twists and turns coming our way. I just hope I don’t end up looking like that cat.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Hang in there. Here have a beer.

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      1. Dan Antion's avatar

        Aw, thanks.

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  7. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Wow. Didn’t realize he fell so far and got that hurt. Hope he gets enough rest because he’s going to need it.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes he will. Thanks, Charles.

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  8. Cayman Thorn's avatar

    Yay! All the soup, salad and bullets you can eat!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Pass the biscuits Morandi. Thanks Pilgrim.

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      1. Cayman Thorn's avatar

        Haha! Yes! 🙂

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  9. John Fioravanti's avatar
    John Fioravanti · ·

    Glad to see you’re handing out beer today, John. I’ll have a belt! And in the immortal words of an old Molson Golden commercial: “Make it a cold one, eh!” Great story, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Here you go. Thanks, John

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  10. Mae Clair's avatar

    “Buzzkill.”
    I loved that 🙂
    I have a feeling this is going to be an interesting dinner.

    BTW, that kitten pic is adorable!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. The dinner should be interesting. I like the kitten picture as well.

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  11. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    These two ladies are going to have to come to grips (no pun intended) with their differences and get on the same team. 🙂 And, if Lucas survives, he’s going to have more attention than he can shake a stick at. After all of that, I’d be inclined to have a “belt” or “short snort” with Harriet. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I like the short snort idea. Thanks, Jan

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  12. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

    Everyone has to eat. Glad Lucas pulled through for the time being.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes me too. Otherwise I would have a big plot hole. 😀

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      1. Audrey Dawn - Oldest Daughter Redheaded Sister's avatar

        Oh come on, you know you’re not scared of a plot hole. 😉

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          I’m only afraid of Black Holes.

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  13. Debbie's avatar

    Aw, I’m not much on cats, but this kitty is so cute! Poor Lucas. I didn’t realize he’d been hurt that bad. Sounds pretty expensive, to me. Wonder if these cougars will be fighting over the hospital bill when it shows up?!?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think Harriet has a reason for wanting to pay it. We’ll have to find out.

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  14. Teri Polen's avatar

    You know I love the kitten. At this point, I’m wondering if Lucas should consider faking his death – might make his life easier.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you have a point, Teri. He could also feign brain damage. 🙂

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  15. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Mrs Murphy, Mrs Weston and a kitten. Could be a three-way catfight! 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. The symbol was not lost on you I see. Thanks, Keith. 🙂

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  16. robbiesinspiration's avatar

    A great episode, John. You do think of some interesting things!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks, Robbie. I like the word interesting to describe my thoughts. 😀

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  17. circadianreflections's avatar

    Happy to read Lucas pulled through the surgery! Now, can survive the recovery and the women?

    I’ll be tuned in next week to find out!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Next week should be interesting.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you , Traci

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