Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Coffee, Tea, or Me.”

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It is Stream of Consciousness Saturday time again, and here is Linda Hill with this week’s prompt. “Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “coffee, tea, or me.” Find a flirty phrase of your own or use “coffee, tea, or me” in your post. Have fun!” Well, thank you, Linda. If you would like to join the fun, visit Linda Hill’s blog and read how easy it is. Here is the link.

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS June 27/2020

“Coffee, Tea, or Me ” by John W. Howell © 2020

“Flirty?”

“What did you say?”

“I’m trying to figure out a flirty line.”

“You going bar hopping tonight?”

“No, it’s nothing like that.”

“Ah. The Linda Hill Saturday craziness.”

“Yeah. She says to use a flirty line or write about “Coffee, Tea or Me.”

“I remember that was the title of a book that turned out to be a fictitious memoir of flight attendants in the 60s.”

“Thank you, Daniel Webster. I still need to write about a flirty line.”

“How about, ‘Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“OMG. No wonder you don’t have anyone. Where did you get that line?”

“I just Googled ‘Flirty lines.’ There are sixty of them.”

“Let me see that. There are really bad.”

“Oh, I don’t know. This one is cute, ‘I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.'”

“Gag. You’re not helping.”

“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

“Stop. I think I’ll just go with the ‘Coffee, Tea, or Me.”‘

“It’s been done.”

“When?”

“Up top when I explained the book ‘Coffee, Tea, of Me”‘

“Uh, Huh. So I guess we will amble to the bar.”

“‘Blow in my ear, and I’ll follow you anywhere.”‘

“You are disgusting.”

“You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”

“Enough.”

“You’re buying?”

“If you’ll stop with the flirty lines, I’ll buy?”

“My job here is finished. Let’s go.”

“You did all that on purpose?”

“Yup.”

 

 

 

54 comments

  1. LOL! I forgot about people blowing in ears! Good one, John. Happy Saturday!

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    1. Thank you, Jill. Happy Saturday to you *Sung to the tune Mellow Yellow by Donovan.

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  2. Come here often?
    Why yes, every single week!
    Just to find out what Linda has cooked up for you (and us)!

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    1. Hahahaha. Thank you, Dale. 🤗

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  3. “Feel the electricity?”

    “NO!”

    “No wonder, we are not plugged in.”

    [groan]

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    1. I hope you never used that one, Greg. 😁

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  4. Ha ha, well played! Those Googled flirty lines rate very high in the Gag-o-Meter.

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    1. They sure do, Liz. Thanks. 😁

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      1. You’re welcome. 🙂

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  5. Haha, John, and I still don’t know which one you like best.

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    1. They all seemed a little icky to me. Of course what do I know? It has been years since I used a flirty line. (if ever) Thanks, Robbie.

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  6. hahaha. Loved them all!

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    1. Thank you, Pam. I wonder if any of these would work? 😁

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      1. It would make people laugh! That’s a great ice breaker. . .

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      2. I suppose it would.

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  7. I knew you would do a great job with this one, John. Well done!

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    1. Thank you, Dan. I’m heading over to the bar right now. 😀

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      1. Cheryl is waiting with three fingers – unless you get frisky, then it’s going to be five on your face.

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      2. Yes. i will be good.

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  8. Don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard a flirty line that wasn’t cringe-worthy.

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    1. I agree. 😁

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  9. My mom used to say “Blow in my ear and I’ll climb all over you.” Great post, John.

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    1. Hahaha. Sound like she enjoyed herself.

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      1. She was a hoot, John.

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  10. Gwen M. Plano · ·

    LOL…very clever, John. It makes you wonder about those who used these lines. 😀

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    1. Yes it does. A little cheesy for my taste.Thanks, Gwen.

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  11. “‘Your place or mine’? Got slapped a lot with that line, cried, went home alone, BUT, one time, it worked (thought at the time my tears got her!) and she went home with me, slipped me a ‘mickey’ and robbed me blind…who knew!!! 🙂
    ‘Woe is I’!

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    1. Just your luck, Billy Ray.

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  12. Hahaha! Each line more cheesy than the other :). Great post.

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    1. True that, Jilly.

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  13. D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Lol. Good one, John. Sad thing is Ive had some of these lines tried on me.

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    1. Oh my. I’m not sure I would have the courage to try one on someone.

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  14. Great post, and those lines are so cringeworthy. Mae West had her own version of flirty, but its x rated. Laugh out loud funny, John. 👍

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    1. Thank you, Soooz.

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  15. I loved this post – but I’m enjoying the comments too! So funny!!!

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    1. Thank you, Beck. 😀

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  16. So there WAS a method to all that bad rap madness after all! Buahaha!

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  17. Lol! I picture these two in my head and they are like Ethel and Fred. 🙂 Good one, John!

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    1. Thank you, Jan. 😊

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  18. I think the lines would work John, you just have to say them in the voice of ‘Alexa.’ How about, “Would you like me to turn the lights off, and you on?” 🙂

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    1. Hahaha. My Alexa woulf go on strike with that one. Thanks, Mark. 😀

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  19. […] The Saturday capstone flirty fun with  #SoCS.  Some of my favorites were about milkshakes and falling from heaven with a sweet story.  If you don’t join in with the Linda G Hill gang on Saturdays, you […]

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  20. Haha. This is epic!

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    1. Why, thank you. 😁

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  21. Linda needs a good smack.

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    1. Hahahaha. Good one. 😁

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  22. That’s a lot of work for a free beer.

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    1. Reminds me of the old saying. There is no such thing as free beer. 😁

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  23. Really funny lines. Loved the end!!

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