Thursday – A Little Personal – Lucy and Twiggy in Battle (Sort Of)

“The Water buffalo can sense puma danger lurking— What’s the matter?”

“I don’t want to be a puma today. I just don’t feel it.”

“For heaven’s sake. What do you want to be then?”

“How about a crocodile? That would be fun.”

“Okay, whatever. The water buffalo senses a crocodile danger.”

“Wait. A water buffalo is too big for a crocodile to fight.”

“I can get that. Do you have a suggestion?”

“How about a sheep. That would be a good size.”

“It will have to be a sheep with horns. Let’s go to the living room for more space.”

“The ram can sense the crocodile danger. So he lowers his head to defend.”

“It still doesn’t seem right. Something is off.”

“I think I can play a ram very well. What’s off?”

“Isn’t a ram a boy sheep?

“Well, yeah, I suppose so. What’s the problem?”

“I don’t know. I can’t visualize you as a boy.”

“You know, sometimes you have to get out of your perceptional box and look broader.”

“Easy for you to say. You’re older with more experience.”

“Okay, then let’s pretend I’m an antelope. Some female antelopes have horns.”

“I think the moment has passed. So let’s go back to puma and water buffalo.”

97 comments

  1. Writer Lori's avatar

    Love it when the girls flex their creative muscles…😂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Lori.

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  2. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    She’s just not feeling the creativity today, huh?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You know sometimes it happens. Thanks, Charles.

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  3. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Here’s a combo for them. I was watching a wildlife documentary about Brazil yesterday. A jaguar successfully killed and dragged off a caiman (which I always assumed to be an apex predator). It would make a change from the puma/water buffalo scenario.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Let me put that in Twiggy’s notebook and see how it flies. 🤣

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  4. davidprosser's avatar

    There seems to be a hiccup in the planning stages today. Perhaps it’s because they’re not outside roaming the veldt.
    Hugs

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes I think so. Y gwyllt yw lle maen nhw’n perthyn

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      1. davidprosser's avatar

        Only as wild as their imaginations allow John., not where the real Pumas and water buffalos are I hope .I thought just where your jungle grasses are, in the garden.
        Hugs

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes. The best place. Thanks, David.

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  5. Harmony Kent's avatar

    Poor little one … gender discrimination! Lols. Looks like the girls are working hard for their fun today. Thanks for the chuckles, John 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Harmony. A definate lesson. I’m glad you liked it. 😊

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  6. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    Such great imagination!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Those two are almost like humans. 😁. Thanks, Jill

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  7. Frank @ Beach Walk Reflections's avatar

    With her trouble with embracing the role of the crocodile, seems Twiggy is still stuck to her routine. Some just can’t embrace change.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think you have her pegged. Change is not something she likes to do. Thanks, Frank.

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  8. GP's avatar

    Lucy is quite tolerant of the little one! 😊

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      More than she shows here. There are times when I’ll bet she would like to bat Twiggy into the stands, but understands the size difference. Her main method of control is to hold Twiggy down. Thanks, GP.

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      1. GP's avatar

        Smart woman!

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  9. Joan Hall's avatar

    I always enjoy the antics of Lucy and Twiggy each week.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Joan. I’m glad you do.

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  10. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Poor girls just need a fun day somewhere. Maybe a dog park.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      We used to go to the dog park but with Covid and some out-of-control dogs we gave it up. Lucy is not found of the park in her old age.

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  11. quiall's avatar

    Ha ha ha! They circle the globe in their world of backyard.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They do, Pamela. Thanks.

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  12. Staci Troilo's avatar

    Actors can be so temperamental. Good thing their director is so patient.

    Give the girls ear scratches from me. It seems they had a rough day and need the attention. 😂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      They always need attention. They thank you for the extra scratches. 😁

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  13. John Hric's avatar

    A circular exercise. Could it be the girls are staging the day’s events ? Working their way to snacks ?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Snacks are the ultimate goal.Thanks, John

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  14. boblorentson's avatar

    Funny! They must have learned role playing from us humans who like to pretend we’re something more than we are.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      yes I think so. Thanks, Bob.

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  15. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    I loved this dialogue, John. I kept coming back to one scene with the beautiful golden glass plate behind the couch. The puma and water buffalo must be well trained about where they can play or not. My 4-legged and 2-legged loved ones never seemed to learn – though they taught me well. 😁

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      These two use the whole house. 😁 Thanks, Gwen. So like your kids, that have the world to play in.

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  16. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Oh, dear. Little Twiggy seems to be at sixes and sevens today.

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  17. Pit's avatar

    They have ever so difficult decisions to make when they play, don’t they?! 😀

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      A very complex life.

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  18. Dale's avatar

    There are days like that. I can feel for Twiggy and for Lucy. Some days you just can’t make up your mind! Patience… lots of patience 😉

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes lots of patience for sure. Thanks, Dale.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        On dad’s part, too?

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  19. Debbie's avatar

    Maybe a nice game of Tug, or Fetch, would be in order … especially if Dad will play, too?!!

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  20. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    This is always fun, and I like they got past gender issues 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes indeed. Thanks, Denise.

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  21. Dan Antion's avatar

    These two crack me up, John. I’m glad Twiggy isn’t really out there on her own in the wild.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes, she would be a mess for sure.

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  22. The Hook's avatar

    Love to watch these ladies interact with the world and each other.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Hook. 😁

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  23. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Lol! Love the dialogue. It’s perfect for their expressions and body language!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. 😁

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  24. markbierman's avatar

    You have to make some tough choices when you’re a dog (or whatever).

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      So true. And people think it’s easy being a dog.

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  25. robertawrites235681907's avatar

    Some female buck do have horns, but there not a patch on the males. Sorry Lucy and Twiggy.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Robbie.

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  26. Vashti Q's avatar

    Wow! Who knew playing could get so complicated. 😂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah, well ,just think of our society thee days. Thanks, Vashti.

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  27. Teri Polen's avatar

    So many decisions on deciding what to be for the day, lol.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You would think they got paid for playing.

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  28. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    My daughter just giggled all the way through this post.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Tell her thanks from me.

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      1. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

        Will do!. I also informed her of Twiggy’s propensity to bark the UPS driver all the way to St. Louis.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Hahaha. That is one of her better traits.

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        2. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

          I can see how it would come in handy!

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  29. kethuprofumo's avatar

    Under sofa time at the Twiggy Resort! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Twiggy looks so unhappy in the pictures.😂😁😁 I wonder if she realizes how dangerous crocodiles are!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think she knows. That’s why she looks so sad.

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      1. kethuprofumo's avatar

        😂😂😂 In another life she might become one, dear John!

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yes, a grumpy one.

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  30. Lauren Scott, Author's avatar

    I love these posts, John. So much fun with your humor and cute pups. It all seems to fit perfectly, and you even toss in a valuable lesson, too. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Lauren. Yes, the lesson is always a must,

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  31. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    Some days nothing seems to work out. Good thing there’s another chance tomorrow. “Can’t anybody play a puma around here?”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good thing. Thanks, Pete

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Michael.

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  32. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

    Both can tell us a very important story. Dont give warriors manufactured weapons, and you will not get an everlasting war. 😉 xx Michael

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Or let them kill each other.

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      1. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

        Oh, i forgot. They are Texanians too. 😉 xx

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  33. Jennie's avatar

    You can’t beat puma and water buffalo!

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  34. Sorryless's avatar

    It always comes back to the classics.

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  35. noelleg44's avatar

    The girls are very imaginative! And Lucy is patient with Twiggy. I also think they should stick with the puma and water buffalo! 🙂 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah, that’s how it will probably end up.

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  36. Resa's avatar

    LOL!
    How about a crab and a star fish? That would be out of the perceptional box, and would rock my socks.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      That would be out of the perceptional box for sure. Thanks for the idea. I have to thnk though because the poor starfish is so slow

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      1. Resa's avatar

        Okay, I get it!
        However, I have just suggested DRAGONS!!!
        If you decide to go with dragons, could you please glue some cardboard spikes to their backs!

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  37. janesturgeon's avatar
    Jane Sturgeon · ·

    Passing creative moments. ❤ Much love to you and your girls. ❤ xXx

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jane. ❤️

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