Tuesday- Anything Possible – Kreative Kue #390 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words. “Using this photo (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really, even just a caption for the photograph. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before Sunday evening UK time. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Keith’s post. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2022/12/12/kreative-kue-390/

The photo.

The Landing by John W. Howell ©2022

“Avignon approach, Cessna N1977.”

“Go ahead, 1977.”

“Currently at 2000 Heading point 027 three miles SSW of the airport. I have the information.”

“Roger 1977. Altimeter 395. Descend and maintain 1000. Overcast conditions. Ceiling 500 feet. Visibility 3/10ths. Wind calm.”

“What does all that mean?”

“Say again 1977.”

“I just want to land. What was all that other stuff?”

“I gave you the height of the runway and the fact that it’s overcast and not very good conditions. Oh yes, and I told you to descend to 1000 feet.”

“I got the 1000 feet, but why not just say it’s lousy there.”

“You need the information so that you can make a safe landing. I will also tell you when you are cleared to land.”

“Oh, come on. This puppy is going to land whether you like it or not.”

“Excuse me. How long have you been flying?”

“I left Paris two hours ago.”

“No, I mean, how long have you had a license.”

“License? I didn’t realize you needed a license.”

“Oh my. I think we have a problem.”

“No, we don’t. I’m descending to 500 feet and have the airport in sight.”

“You hold it right there, 1977. You are not going to splatter that plane on the runway on my watch.”

“Don’t you think it would be better to land on your precious runway than to run out of fuel and splatter into the countryside?”

“Let me ask. How much fuel and how many souls are on board?”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“I need to know how many fire engines to have waiting. The more the fuel, the bigger the fire.”

“And the souls?”

“We need to account for everyone after the fact.”

“Okay. I have about four gallons, and I’m the only one here. I’m still on a vector for the airport. I see runway 22 ahead. Seems clear.”

“Fine, you are cleared to land on runway 22. What is your name.”

“Why?”

“I want to make sure the arrest documents are correct.”

“Al Smith.”

“Very funny.”

“What’s funny?”

“What’s your real name.”

“I just gave it to you. Also, you can relax. I am on the ground.

“Contact the tower at 199.6. Have a nice day.”

“Tower Cessna N1977 with you.”

“Roger 1977, proceed to the intersection 19L and hold for further instructions.”

“What are all those red and blue lights?”

“Nothing at all, sir. Just hold at 19L.”

 

 

56 comments

  1. Dale's avatar

    Why do I picture Leslie Nielson in the pilot’s seat?
    This was muy fun, my friend!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think he is using a false name here. Thanks, Dale.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        Ahhhh…. that makes sense…

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          If anything could make sense in this story.

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        2. Dale's avatar

          Well yeah… But who needs sense?

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  2. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Good one, John. Who needs things like licences, rules and boring, technical jargon?

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Not this guy. That’s for sure.

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  3. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Geez. Probably should have tried a different airport.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Good suggestion. Oh well he’s in it now.

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  4. Gwen M. Plano's avatar

    Oh my. We live near Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, and there are always small craft in the air. I love seeing the students fly by and wish I could do the same. But…maybe I should be worried. Good one, John. 😄

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I think they have it well in hand. Thanks, Gwen.

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  5. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Great fun–until the cops arrive!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. So true in life too.

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  6. Jill Weatherholt's avatar

    No license…oh man! Good one, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jill.

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  7. John Hric's avatar

    It goes with open carry. Don’t shoot at the red and blue lights or at the nuclear weapons. Scotty one to beam up… er now Mr. Scott !

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Sorry captain I’ma given’ er all she’s got.

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  8. Debbie's avatar

    Oh dear. There could have been so many ways to tell this story, but you chose the best one, John — thanks!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Aww. Thank you, Debbie.

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  9. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Hmm. Now I am wondering why Al Smith stole the plane in Paris. There’s a story in all of that. 🙂 Great response to the prompt!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      There is a big backstory potential here. Thanks, Jan

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  10. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Well, he made the landing. Now he has to face the music. Good one, John! 🙂

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  11. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    Well done, John. You could base a new serial on this. Thanks for the Tuesday smiles. Hugs.

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  12. D.L. Finn, Author's avatar
    D.L. Finn, Author · ·

    Oh dear! I understand the concern.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Denise.

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  13. walkingoffthechessboard's avatar

    Well, he stuck the landing…but now he’s just stuck!

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  14. TanGental's avatar

    It’s all health and safety gone mad…

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  15. GP's avatar

    Cute one again. haha, he’s getting arrested one way or the other.
    I thought “Dang it Martha, I worked for 5 years to get that street light fixed and now that we’re in a blackout – the streetlight goes on!!”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I love that one, GP.

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  16. quiall's avatar

    This is why I do not like to fly! onehast to come back to the ground…

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      There is always a return to the ground one way or another. Thanks, Pamela.

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  17. Sorryless's avatar

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses a runway.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yeah. Then life gets serious.

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  18. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    Sounds like a scene from Airplane.
    “Surely you can’t be serious.”
    “I am serious . . . and don’t call me Shirley.”

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Thanks, Pete

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  19. Dan Antion's avatar

    I was waiting for “I don’t need no stinking license.” Good one, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Not these days, Dan

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  20. Michael O'Connor's avatar

    Interesting post 👍

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  21. Priscilla Bettis's avatar

    “What are all those red and blue lights?” Hahaha! This was great.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Priscilla. I’m so glad you enjoyed it.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Another thanks, Michael.

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      1. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

        My pleasure, John! Sorry, this own WP setup always duplicates the entries.

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  22. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

    A great and pleasureful reading. Thanks for sharing, John! xx Michael

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thanks for letting me know you liked it, Michael. 😁

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      1. OIKOS™- Art, Books & more's avatar

        As always a great pleasure to read. John! xx Michael

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  23. Jennie's avatar

    This was fun, John. Fans of Airplane will love this post.

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