Tuesday Anything Possible – Prompt – Kreative Kue #418 by Keith Channing

In Keith’s words. “Using this image (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before the end of the week. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”

Keith’s post link. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/02/05/kreative-kue-418/

The photo.

Showtime by John W. Howell © 2024

“I don’t understand.”

“Ma’am, you must buy a ticket to watch the movie.”

“What about this boy here. Does he have a ticket?”

“He has a student pass.”

“Ah ha. So, he has no ticket.”

“Well, not per se.”

“So,  you have decided to discriminate against seniors. Is that what I hear?”

“Not at all. Everyone has to have a ticket. You can’t just walk in here and expect to see the show for free.”

“I think my age qualifies me to do that very thing.”

“What if everyone felt that way? We would go broke.”

“I’m not everyone. Besides, judging by the audience’s size, you will go broke anyway.”

“The show doesn’t start for twenty minutes, so don’t judge the size of the audience until it does.”

“Back to my original point. Don’t seniors deserve a break?”

“Do I need to call the police?”

“If you do, I think the publicity will kill you. I can see reading about you throwing an old woman out of the theater just because she is too destitute to afford a ticket.”

“You are not destitute.”

“How do you know?”

“Cause your name is on the theater building.”

“How do you know my name?”

“You are the second richest woman in the state. Your picture is everywhere.”

“So I own this place?”

“Yes, you do.”

“Here, take this twenty.”

“What changed your mind?”

“Only a fool would try to cheat themselves.”

“I’ll get your change.”

70 comments

  1. Keith Edgar Channing's avatar

    Not what I was expecting, John. Nice twist. Background: taken at the Cinéma Alpha in Evaux les Bains (Creuse) – you guessed it: twenty minutes before the film was due to start.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The back story is always interesting. Thanks, Keith.

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  2. Grant at Tame Your Book's avatar
    Grant at Tame Your Book! · ·

    Nice, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Grant. Glad you liked it.

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  3. coldhandboyack's avatar

    Seems very realistic these days.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. I suppose it does with all the Karen’s around.

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  4. GP's avatar

    Yup, you got me again. I didn’t expect the old lady to own the place!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      She seemed surprised too. Thanks, GP.

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      1. GP's avatar

        Yes, she did at that!!

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  5. Dan Antion's avatar

    HA! Well done, John. I like that last line.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dan. I originally had the old lady say “keep the change” but given her skin flint profile she wouldn’t have done that. 😁

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      1. Dan Antion's avatar

        I had that some thought, John. Nope, no “keep the change” from this woman.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          True. Thanks, Dan.

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  6. Charles Yallowitz's avatar

    Fun story. I like the twist.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Charles.

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  7. T. W. Dittmer's avatar

    Good one, John, with a cool twist. Sounds like she is testing the staff.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Or has totally forgotten she bought the place.

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  8. Gwen M. Plano's avatar
    Gwen M. Plano · ·

    Very clever, John. You outdid yourself today. 😄

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Well, thank yoou, Gwen. So nice to hear. 😁

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  9. lois's avatar

    I don’t know what I expected, but not this. Excellent, John!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha. Always glad to do the unexpected. Thanks, Lois.

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  10. Jacqui Murray's avatar

    Clever twist and I love everyone remained clam!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Obviously, the employee is well trained.

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  11. Dale's avatar

    Hahahahaha! That did NOT go where I thought it would. You rock at these, John. Too funny.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Dale. Always fun to write.

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      1. Dale's avatar

        You definitely love to find an original way to write these. Always entertaining 🙂

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Thank you, Dale. I always hope for a bit of humor.

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        2. Dale's avatar

          You succeed!

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  12. Debbie's avatar

    Gotta love spunky old people!!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Yes you do. Thanks Debbie.

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  13. Author Jan Sikes's avatar

    Oh my! I’m laughing out loud. Didn’t see that one coming.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Jan. Thanks for letting me know you liked it.

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  14. Cindy Georgakas's avatar

    Standing applause and lots of laughs, John! 👏👏👏

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You are very kind, Cindy. I’m glad you liked it.

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  15. Mae Clair's avatar

    A great curve ball ending, John, LOL! Bravo!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Mae. A beautiful compliment. 😊

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  16. Tails Around the Ranch's avatar

    Clever twist. Well done, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Monika. 😊

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  17. quiall's avatar

    That made me laugh! I did not see that coming.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m so glad. 😁

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  18. Teagan Riordain Geneviene's avatar

    John, you’re one of a kind. Thanks for making me smile. Hugs.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      You are one of a kind. Thanks for telling me you got a smile. That makes my day.

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  19. Liz Gauffreau's avatar

    Ha ha! I love the twist at the end!

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      I’m glad. 😁

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  20. circadianreflections's avatar

    There you go. She did have some wisdom after all. I didn’t see that ending coming.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Ha ha ha.Thanks, Deborah. 😊

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  21. Jennie's avatar

    Well done on the prompt, John. You are always clever and creative.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, So much, Jennie. Music to my ears.

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      1. Jennie's avatar

        You are very welcome, John.

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  22. thomasstigwikman's avatar

    Ha ha that was a funny and great little story

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Thank you, Thomas

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  23. petespringer's avatar
    petespringerauthor · ·

    Haha! Well done, John! Imagine not knowing you own the place.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      The life of privilege

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  24. Sue Dreamwalker's avatar

    Haha…. Loved the twist at the end.. 🙂

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  25. mitchteemley's avatar

    I like it, John!

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  26. Sorryless's avatar

    Funny how her perspective changed when she realized she would be stealing from herself, LOL

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  27. Michele Lee's avatar

    That is one way to test adherence to policies and the owner should be setting the standard. Creative piece, John.

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      This was in Spam, Michele. Thanks you for the comment. Sorry for the late response

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      1. Michele Lee's avatar

        It happens. You are welcome, John. No need to apologize.

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        1. John W. Howell's avatar

          Yeah it does but I do feel bad that I didn’t check it sooner.

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  28. roughwighting's avatar

    PERFECTION! How I like this woman. I was about to stand up for her, but now maybe I should ask her for a donation to …. my movie tickets for the year…. or at least my Netflix account. 🙂

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    1. John W. Howell's avatar

      Knowing her she would ask you to buy her some popcorn. Not as a quid pro quo either.

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