In Keith’s words.
“Using this image (below) as inspiration, write a short story, flash fiction, scene, poem; anything, really. Either put your offering (or a link to it) in a comment or email it to me at keithchanning@gmail.com before the end of the week. If you post it on your own blog or site, a link to this page would be appreciated, but please do also mention it in a comment here. Thank you for taking part.”
Keith’s post. https://keithchanning.wordpress.com/2024/04/15/kreative-kue-428/
The photo.
The Addition by John W. Howell © 2024
“I say, Desmond, I hadn’t expected this.”
“Well, It’s your job to inspect permit jobs then.”
“It is. On the phone, you said you were ready to inspect an addition.”
“Yes, that is true. I want everything to be on the up and up. No unpermented or unapproved additions for me.”
“I can respect that. I wish more were as conscientious.”
“So, what questions do you have for me.”
“Just one.”
“Shoot.”
“What is this?”
“It’s my new shed.”
“You say that like it has been built.”
“Oh, now come on. Surely, you can see that construction is finished.”
“My name is Wilson, and I see a slab of wood siding and some cement blocks.”
“Exactly.”
“What do you mean exactly? How can you call this a shed?”
“Did you look at the plan submitted with the permit request?”
“No. I haven’t had a chance.”
“What you see is exactly what was submitted.”
“Hold on, let me look.”
“Take your time.”
“By golly, you are right. Wood slab and five concrete blocks.”
“That is what is in place.”
“I don’t know who approved this at city hall, but this is unacceptable.”
“Look at the signature.”
“Hmm. Looks like the mayor.”
“Yup. So go tell him his approval is unacceptable.”
“I’ll say it’s a bit different, and no need to bother the mayor. Here is your approval.”
“Nice doing business.”
“I hope you are not planning any more additions.”
“Nope. I am planning to build a hotel, though.”
“I hear nothing.”
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I think I’ve met builders like that, John. I don’t know if the term is common both sides of the pond, but we call them cowboys.
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I have heard the term “ham and eggers.” Don’t know the actual meaning but poor workmanship is the intent.
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At least he got a permit.
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That’s what I think.
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Another winner, John.
My mind was blank today.
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Darn. I always love your take.
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Either something pops into my head or not, this morning I was a dud. I took another look at the picture and thought, ‘Geez, playing seesaw by yourself just doesn’t cut it.’
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See that’s good.
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Thanks, John.
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😊
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That was hilarious.
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Thank you, Charles.
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Delightfully off-kilter! I like this guy.
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Yes he is a half a brick shy of a full load.
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🙃
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😊
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Oh, now i see it, and with storage space to boot. Initially, i thought you were heading for a launch pad…
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Yes. I was thinking about what you said yesterday about Jetpack. Anytime WP adds in something another something drops out.
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Very frustrating!
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Indeed.
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Hahaha! That is an original shed. Don’t think I’ll hang out in it, though…
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No, it might be a little breezy in the winter.
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Especially up here 😉
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For sure.
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Huh! Does he have to have the sky inspected as his lawn tractor washing device?
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I think that is a possibility, Tim.
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I knew a builder like that! LOL 🩷🌷🌺😂
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I think we all knew one like that. Thanks, Kymber.
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LOL! It looks more like a display than a shed to me, but the Mayor signed off on it…🤣
Fun story, and creative writing John!
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Yes, the mayor did so that’s that.
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Maybe a propelling platform shed? 🙄 Hilarious, John.
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That is a great idea, Gwen. I can see the first lawnmower going airborne right now. Thanks.😁
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Guess he’s probably got a tarp or something for when the rains come, right? And I hope he remembers to remove the key when he’s done so the neighborhood thugs don’t take it for a joy ride!
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I think he thinks the rain is the auto wash. My guess he is not concerned about weather or thugs.
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I always enjoy how creative you are, John.
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Aw. Thank you, Mar.
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Interesting car!
And, certainly, I enjoyed your dialogue a lot!
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So glad you did, Rabirius.
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haha! ‘My name is Wilson’…so don’t call me Surely! I love that! You know, I read this in a British accent. It sounded right. **I say, Desmond…** I then added, ‘old chap’ just for the heck of it.
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A reference to Naked Gun. British accent is perfect. Thanks, Lois.
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I remember it from Airplane. Cracks me up every time I hear it.
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I guess it was Airplane.
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Dear John
that doesn’t look safe. But it seems to be easy to get a planning permission from you town’s mayor.
It’s not really a garage. You need a tarpaulin at least.
Great text. Thanks for sharing
The Fab Four of Cley
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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It is a shed. According to section 17 of the building code there is no mention of specifications for roof or walls. Just the foundation.
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You don’t get to be Mayor unless you know what you are doing…😁
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Exactly, Bruce. 😁
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Hahahaha!
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Glad you linked it. 😊
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Laughing right out loud at this one, John!
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Oh good. Thank you, Jan
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That’s a great design. The problem with most sheds is that you run out of room as soon as the last door is hung. No problem here.
God job, John.
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Nope the world’s first open air shed.
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You always keep me guessing with these stories, John! I know I’ve said this before, but you really have quite the imagination. Well done, you!!
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Thank you, Marie. Always appreciate your encouraging words.
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xo
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🤗
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That addition appears to be on shaky ground. If that’s how the hotel fairs, the mayor better prepare for a class action lawsuit!
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I think you are right.
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Good one John!!! oh for the building inspectors. Send him over here. 😂
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Not sure you want him.
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That’s funny!
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😊
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Oh gosh, that looks like an accident waiting to happen!
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Doesn’t it? Makes me laugh.
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Ha! A hotel… That made me snort. Thanks for the fun, John. Hugs.
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A snort is a good thing, Teagan.
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He probably contributed to the mayor’s campaign. Well done, John!
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I’m sure he did. Thanks, Jo.
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LOL. I love your stories, John! So creative and fun. Imagination is a great thing to have!
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Thank you for the links, Traci.
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Thank you for the link, Traci.
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