Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Pat”

~ John W. Howell

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

The coffee machine, as has become a familiar pattern, informs me of a malfunction. This time, the cappuccino operation is temporarily disabled for repairs. Since that was not on my mind this morning, the news has no impact on me. The coffee button starts the process. In checking the date for April 5th, 1925, the only thing going on is a tornado striking Dade County, Florida, causing damage of $300,000 ($5,000,000 in today’s dollars). Not wanting to be involved with a tornado, the decision is to relax with a cup of coffee and leave the clock for next week.

One sip and the doorbell goes off. The effect is like a klaxon horn in a submarine. The pups take up their battle stations and get ready to dive while barking in volumes that would cripple normal hearing. Before the windows shatter and the ears explode, a toss of a puppy treats into the soundproof room causes a mass exodus to grab one. A slam of the door ends the Hounds of Baskerville sound effects.

Before opening and addressing the visitor, the security system needs to be deactivated. Before that, though, the SWAT team needs to be put on standby. A quick text to the leader confirms that status. The control panel makes the shutdown of the security system process simpler. The boiling oil vats are put on standby, the Trebuchet on safety, the concertina wire rolled, the Claymore mines reset, the tower Gattling guns disengaged, the moat net dropped, the alligators fed, the IUDs and shoulder-held rockets put away. The locks on the door are thrown. A look at the security camera shows a bird that looks very much like a road runner standing on the porch. Throwing open the door startles the bird, and with a “beep-beep,” it goes off down the driveway. There is an envelope left in the wake of the bird. It is from Linda Hill. Once opened, the message reads:

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “contains ‘pat.’” Find a word that contains “pat” or use the word “pat” as your prompt. Use it any way you’d like. Have fun!

To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link: https://lindaghill.com/2025/04/04/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-april-5-2025/

Pat by John W. Howell © 2025

“Boy you have that security system deactivation down pat.”

“I’ve been doing it for a while.”

“We didn’t get to see much of the roadrunner.”

“Roadrunner “look alike” you mean.”

“Uh, okay. The point is he didn’t hang around.”

“I think the door scared him.”

“It’s just a door.”

“But that recording of a ghoul scream left over from Halloween might have made the difference.”

“I didn’t hear it.”

“Was meant to be heard by kids only. I guess the bird was on that wave pattern.”

“That doorbell is a pain huh?”

“There is a sign under the bell not to ring it. Most people are good about it. I guess the bird can’t read.”

“Maybe the bird is apathetic to your desires.”

“Okay, you get a bonus point for that.”

“How about something else?”

“Like a Voo Doo Ranger?”

“You order an Uber.”

“Over there.”

Photo by Resa McConaghy

“That is a beauty.”

“I like that it says Uber 5000 on the bumper.”

“Let’s just hope it runs.”

“Looks substantial to me.”

“Let’s go then.”

 

86 thoughts on “Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Pat””

  4. Your intro reminded me of how much I respect the creator of moats. Back when talk of the wall started heating up here in the states, I made the argument that moats would be a much better idea. You can fill ’em with all manner of predators, who would NEVER go extinct on account of all the trespassers. Moats people! Moats!

    As for your ability to disengage this rather complicated contraption? You deserve that Voodoo! AND that ride, which looks groovy man.

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  8. That Uber looks really flash! We had some really brilliant Ubers last month wile we were on holiday in Cape Town.Not as flash as yours but really efficient and the drivers were great fun!

    Have you turn the security system back on yet I thought I might pop in and show you some photos? 💜🤔🤔

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  10. I like the inclusion of the recording of a ghoul’s scream. That alone would have me running from the door. Also, that’s a cool van. I imagine the Uber riders would be treated to some fun music, too. Maybe Jimmy Buffet?

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  12. Love the security system, John, especially the alligator moat. I could use one here but I’m afraid the pathetic Spring weather we’ve been having would present a clear and present danger. Persistent rain and pop up snow showers would cause overflowing and allow the gators to easily escape.

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  20. Great artwork on that Uber. Maybe the artist indulged in a few Voodoo Rangers before creating it? I loved the Hounds of Baskerville – an important part of your defense system.

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  23. EGADS!

    That sure came out tiny. 🙄X

    I’m glad you didn’t go back in time to that storm. Enough of that in our regular time these days.

    Love the Uber!!! Now, that’s the real deal, no fake ubering here and 5000 as well!

    Thanks for using the pic, John!

    🤗𝒳 🤗𝓧

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