

Today I randomly opened The Last Drive to page 225. With eyes closed, I pointed to the page. The word closest to my finger is “privacy.” That is our prompt today.
Privacy by John W. Howell © 2026
“Could you please leave?”
“What’s the problem?”
“I just need some privacy.”
“I don’t get it.”
“What don’t you get?”
“We went to all those classes, and I’m your birthing partner.”
“Well, right now I can’t stand the sight of you.”
“What has changed?”
“You are the one who got me into this mess.”
“Oh, like you weren’t there?”
“This is no time to do the hurt feelings routine. Just go away.”
“What about the breathing exercises?”
“I can do that on my own.”
“I hate to see you like this.”
“Then you should go.”
“You sure you will be okay?”
“Yes, I’m sure. Go hang out with your friends.”
“They are all busy.”
“Go catch some fish then.”
“That’s a good idea. I’m sure you will be hungry after the pup gets here.”
“I swear. Of all the sealions in this world, I end up with Mr. Practical. Now go.”
“You still love me, right?”
“Of course. I just need you gone. Bye.”






















Her wanting privacy from one she loves is definitely something to think about, John.
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Yeah, I think so. Thanks, Tim
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I’m sure that’s a common conversation with sea lions. They’re always crammed together on the beach.
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I wonder if they ever tell each other to squinch over?
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The old sealion mama hormones are alive and well! 🦭
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They are. Thanks, Lois.
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Having seen some of those colonies… privacy is definitely a number one priority and she won’t be the first mama to throw the father out of the delivery room lol hugsx
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That is for sure. 😀
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Doh! Fooled me again!
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Makes me happy. This was a hard one, though, due to the maternity aspect.
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Never would have imagined a sealion. Well done, John! 😄
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Thank you, Gwen. I had another animal in mind, but the sealion fit better. 😀
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I kept trying to guess and it was only in the last few lines it came to me. Left me with a big smile.
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So glad you got a smile, Esther. Thanks for letting me know.
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Fun character. Didn’t know sea lions got privacy.
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Lol! Thanks for the chuckle today, John. I would have never guessed it would be sea lions. 🙂
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Yeah, it was a hard one for sure.
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Why did I think these were pelicans?!? Good story, John, and nicely handled. Thanks for making me laugh out loud!
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I don’t know why pelicans. At least they were creature who hang around the sea. Thanks, Debbie.
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Good grief, I was thinking Black Widow Spider. So happy it’s a sea lion!
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Black Widow spider? Well that would have been a good one.
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Always willing to lend a flipper or yell, “push!”
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Ha ha ha.
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Very cute dialogue! Same with animals all over the world, perhaps?
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In my imagination, yes.
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Bummer. He had a whole row of little horns he was going to toot when the blessed event happened.
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I know. Well, he can still do that.🎺
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I guess things really ARE the same all over.
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It seems that way. At least in my mind.
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Haha!
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Don’t mess with mama. She knows what she wants.
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Yup. For sure.
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Ha! Well I wasn’t expecting seallions. Nice twist with the prompt, John. Well done.
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Thank you, Monika. I don’t know how the sealions came to me. They just did.😊
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For which your readers are grateful. 😊
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Now I’m blushing. 😊
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Well done on the finger point, John. Mama is the boss.
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She is for sure. Thanks, Jennie.
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.You’re welcome, John.
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