Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt – Glances

What this prompt is all about is opening a book to a random place and without looking point to a page. The word or words closest to the pointing finger is the prompt. I opened The Last Drive to page 67 and the word “glances” was closest to my finger.

Glances by John W. Howell © 2023

The thief glances sideways to check who is walking near the stylish young woman with the Goyard bag on her shoulder and clicking Louboutin heels. Satisfied there appears to be no superhero among the disinterested-looking crowd on 5th Avenue, the plan in his head is okay. A quick pass on the strap with a razor-sharp stiletto knife will cause the bag to slip toward the street. A fast pickup and he will probably be on his way before she realizes the purse is gone.

He takes a deep breath and pushes the button that releases the blade from the hilt. A momentary glint of the sun hitting the stainless edge of the blade reflects off the woman’s sunglasses. She glances his way, and he knows he must move fast. He is sure she will not put together the sun flair, and his intention on taking her bag. Comforted with this belief, he closes the slight distance between them with the knife concealed by his side. The strap is on her right shoulder, and since he is righthanded, he will have to make a cross-body movement that will end with an upward slash on the part of the strap near her back. The bag itself will drop, and he will need to grab it at almost the same time as the cut. If it hits the street, time will be lost picking it up, not to mention someone stepping on it.

The time has come, and he raises his hand to make his move. The woman senses his movement and glances over her shoulder. Her eyes lock onto his with enough strength he hesitates for a millisecond. His strike with the knife is off-target slightly, and the strap remains secure. The woman turns and, with the power of many hours spent with free weights and Tie Quan Do, connects her elbow with the man’s jaw. He hits the pavement like a prizefighter about to be counted out.

She stands over him, and a crowd begins to form. He opens his eyes and tries to speak. He is still confused after the blow to his chin. “Stay down,” the woman warns. He rests his head back on the concrete and glances to his right to confirm the noise of a winding down siren is from a police car on the street near him. The uniformed officer and EMS are intent on reaching him. The woman holds her bag with the almost cut strap for them to view.

He thinks about hoping they don’t find the knife and also thinks about the half-empty glass of luck that got him here. He wonders why an honest thief cannot count on beautiful women being helpless these days. The officer’s words come out of a haze, and he bearly hears the warning not to move. He wonders why the EMS guy keeps yelling, “Stay with me, buddy.” It is then that he realizes he has fallen on his knife. The word ‘petard’ flashes through his mind as all thoughts enter the dark.

Top Ten Things Not to Do Traveling by Train

Photo by JK on Unsplash

 

This post was published on March 27th, 2017. I think there might be some good advice if you are taking a train somewhere.

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The inspiration for this list is the fact that The Producer is on the Amtrack California Zephyr from Davis, California, to Omaha, Nebraska.

Top Ten Things Not to Do Traveling by Train

10 If you are traveling by train, do not think you can sit just anywhere. If you do, at best, you may be lucky and not take someone’s seat. At worst, you’ll get comfortable only to discover Tiny, the WWF champ, has a seat reservation where you are sitting. (Notice how quickly Tiny reacts when things don’t go his way, Bunky.)

9 If you are traveling by train, don’t forget to charge your phone before getting on. If you do forget, at best, you will have to limit your calls. At worst, you will be without your phone when you need to send that text to your boss in answer to the question, “Where the hell are you?”(Seems you forgot to tell the boss you were going on vacation, huh, Ferd?)

8 If you are traveling by train, don’t forget a blanket or sweater. If you do, at best, you’ll get chilled. At worst, trying to use your seatmate’s blanket might get you arrested for assault. (Maybe you should have asked before rolling over with it, Buford.)

7 If you are traveling by train, do not talk louder than those around you. If you do, at best, you may get into an argument with someone bigger. At worst, you and your bags might be offloaded at the next stop, which is a thousand miles from nowhere. (That mail hook was a bit of an insult, huh, Pard?)

6 If you are traveling by train, do not walk around without your shoes. If you do, at best, you may step on something that moves. At worst, you may need to re-evaluate how much you need those last pair of socks after the visit to the restroom. (This is not the beach, Buster. Shoes are required.)

5 If you are traveling by train, do not forget to take something to read. If you do, at best, you’ll get tired of reading the safety messages in the coach. At worst, you’ll begin talking with someone who obviously was just released from a mental care facility. (Your hint should have been the focus on picking lint off your sweater that wasn’t there, Bud.)

4 If you are traveling by train, do not forget to bring snacks and water. If you do, at best, the train provisions will be expensive. At worst, the last bottle of water and bag of chips will be auctioned off to the highest bidder after the twelve-hour delay at Donner Pass. (That name rings a bell, doesn’t it, Tex?)

3 If you are traveling by train, do not leave your bag unattended in the overhead rack. If you do, at best, you’ll be traveling with a group of nuns on the way to a retreat. At worst, whatever was in your bag will be for sale in the next car. (If you hurry, you might be able to buy back your underwear, Putz.)

2 If you are traveling by train, do not walk around with a full drink. If you do, at best, any spills will hit the aisle. At worst, the last lurch caused your cup to empty on the head of that enormous man in the seat you fell into. (That low growl you are hearing is not part of the train function, Guy. I would run.)

1 If you are traveling by train, do not forget where to get off. If you do, at best, you can catch the next train back in twenty-four hours. At worst, the railroad detective will finally release you after several hours of investigation into the stowaway charge. (Why you decided to ride to the end of the line is anybody’s guess, Pal.)

Views of the Neighborhood – Art in Bee Cave

We are off to Bee Cave Texas a town three miles up the road. They are holding an art show on the common ground of the Galleria of Shops. We will be catered by Bufalina of Austin. Our entertainment is Robert Palmer

Menu

Salad

bibb salad – mustard vinaigrette, soft herbs, honey crisp apple

caesar salad – parmigiano reggiano, anchovy, croutons

stracciatella – cured olive, roasted tomato, thyme, black pepper, foccacia

crudo á la swan – bluefin tuna, caper, red onion, serrano

pasta

pansotti – ricotta, tomato passata, pane grattato

tonnarelli – sicilian pistachio pesto, lemon, pecorino sardo

pappardelle bolognese – pork and beef ragu, parmigiano reggiano

pizza

marinara – tomato, garlic, oregano

margherita – tomato, mozzarella, basil, parm

red pie – tomato, double garlic, double parm, chili flake, oregano

pepperoni and mushroom – tomato, mozzarella, basil, serrano ranch

calabrese – tomato, mozzarella, salami, serrano, garlic, basil

taleggio – sausage, mozzarella, scallion

franco pepe – anchovy, mozzarella, black olive, basil

meatball – tomato, mozzarella, provolone, pepperoncini, basil, oregano

fresca – mozzarella, prosciutto, arugula, lemon agrumato, parmigiano

guanciale – mozzarella, parm, black pepper, red onion

dessert

mint chocolate chip ice cream w/ rainbow sprinkles – one scoop

vanilla ice cream and sherry

chocolate mousse – chantilly, olive oil, sea salt

torta di ricotta – parmigiano, aceto manodori

Picture of an old time school bus

Hop on the bus

Here is a shot of the artists booths

There is live music.

And look at that. A bar.

Close-up of the banner

A row of crafts

T-shirts and posters.

Cards

Prints and trinkets

Sweaters and knit products.

I enjoyed that water painting.

A little avant guarde.

You can have a portrait done.

Prints of all kinds.

Unusual paintings

Pencil drawings.

Fabric art.

Whimsy art with a touch of cubism.

Prints made.

Well, that’s the tour. So relax and enjoy the music and food, and I hope you have a fabulous week.

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Left Alone”

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

 

We finally reach the destination to meet with the boss. Being left alone with duct tape wrist binders, a black cloth bag over my head, and no coffee has me a bit rattled. Trying hard to pick up any sounds that could give me a hint of my whereabouts proves fruitless. There are no sensory clues as to my location other than the air feels quite cold.

My mind immediately takes me to one of those gangster movies where some of the action takes place in a meat packing plant. Hopefully, my position is not in the center of a vast refrigerator filled with aging beef. If it is, the prognosis for a happy ending to this saga will dim considerably.

The pain of caffeine withdrawal reaches a crescendo, and the certainty that one eye is bleeding brings me to hope an interrogation, once started, will be over soon. A confession for a cup of coffee sounds like a good deal at this moment.

A loud metal-to-metal sound of a bolt being thrown open grabs my attention. Echoing steps approach with the authority of one who knows exactly what they are doing. The steps cease, and the warm, exotic scent of another being washes over me. A fist grabs the top of the bag and rips it off along with a few strands of my hair. (What few are up there)

Blinking away the dark, the image of Jessica Rabbit comes into focus. Her pointer finger is on my chest. “I have two messages for you. The first is from Linda Hill. She wants you to know Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is ‘left alone.’ Use it any way you’d like. Have fun!”

My words leave my mouth too quickly. “And the second?”

Jessica smiles, and it is evident that the second message will be served up in the manner of an offer that can’t be refused.

If you want to see how others handle the ‘left alone’ prompt, visit Linda’s blog. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2023/06/02/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-june-3-2023/

Left Alone by John W. Howell © 2023

“So you leave us hanging again.”

“Well, I have a word count objective.”

“Why’s that?”

“I don’t think people need to spend all day reading my posts.”

“Okay, but sometimes we could use a little more.”

“And for that, I’m grateful.”

“What is this obsession with the Jessica Rabbit character?”

“It’s not an obsession. I just think she is a fascinating character.”

“Listen to yourself. Left alone, I think you would write a whole book about her.”

“Nonsense. She wants her statue back, and that’s it.”

“So she’s the boss?”

“Looks that way.”

I’m having a hard time with the segway to the VooDoo Ranger.”

“Yeah, I didn’t give you much of a lead-in. Just text Uber and we’ll call it a day.”

“Oh, I already did that. The car is over there.”

“Hold on. Is that a Yugo?”

“If so, it is a collector’s item.”

“Where do you find these drivers?”

“Well, this one is my Uncle Joe.”

“Figures. Any of your relatives have decent cars?”

“Cousin Ralphie has an Edsel.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay Good News

Harley and Vinny the morkie dogs – @harleymacthemorkie

Today’s good news story comes from the Good News Network.

Watch Tiny Dog Sprint After Coyote While His Puppy Pal is Being Attacked in the Backyard

 

In California, a little dog was saved from a prowling coyote when his friend, 10 lbs. Maltese, “hero in a fur suit,” summoned all his wolfish instincts to chase the predator out of his yard.

It happened in a flash, just 10 seconds, as Erin Macaluso recounted on Facebook.

Coming back from a nighttime walk, she and her husband forgot to put the cover on the doggie door.

“We are super vigilant dog owners,” she wrote. “Unfortunately, on this one night, we had just taken the dogs out to go potty and forgot to put the cover on the doggie door.”

A coyote slipped through the bars of the metal fence, and, hearing his intrusion, Macaluso’s two dogs quietly went outside to investigate the noise.

They were a 12-pound Morkie, which is a mix between a Maltese and a Yorkshire terrier named Harley, and Vinny, an 11-year-old Maltese with just three teeth.

Californians lose hundreds of pets every year to coyote attacks. With few larger predators to keep their numbers in check, they regularly roam directly into urban and suburban areas to snatch cats and dogs.

In a video posted on Facebook, security camera footage shows a little dog immediately being chased around the yard by a coyote while another beast lurks beyond the fence. Then, a white knight bolts from the house towards the coyote and scares it away.

“Our little HERO Vinny is 10 lbs, 11 yrs old, and only has 3 teeth! But he’s always been scrappy,” wrote Macaluso in celebration of her tiny dog. In the post, she encourages pet owners to never let their guard down. She claims to have lived in the town of Mission Viejo, California, for 30 years without ever seeing a coyote in the yard.

If that’s true, the one time she left the doggie door unlocked, the coyotes were ready to pounce.

Harley, the dog suffered major injuries but will make a full recovery, the vets said.

Click on the link to see the video

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The good news here is a foreceful attitude in times of trouble can go a long way even if you are the smallest. Today’s JohnKu talks about action. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

Size by John W. Howell © 2023

The age old adage,

Bigger falls harder is true . . .

A quick smaller rules.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Lucy Visit No Dog’s Land

“Lucy. What are we doing back here in no dog’s land?”

“I thought we should get out more and see new things.”

“Yeah, but we never come to this part of the yard.”

“You have to ask yourself why.”

“No, I don’t. I know why.

“Okay, want to fill me in?”

“This part of the yard is filled with nothing but ghosts.”

“Ghosts? Listen to yourself. There’s no such thing as ghosts.”

“You can believe that if you want to, but I know different.”

“You do, eh? Well, tell me what you know.”

“Late at night, when no one is around, I see a weird light back there.”

“Weird light? Oh, you must mean the camera.”

“Camera? What the heck is a camera doing back there?”

“It’s a security camera for the gate back there. The light comes on when there is movement.”

“Ah ha. And just what moves in the middle of the night?”

“The wind blows the trees, and they move. The camera reacts to the trees.”

“So you are saying there is nothing else causing the light to come on.”

“That is what I’m saying.  Ask mom if you don’t believe me.”

“I wonder if mom ever saw a ghost on the camera?”

“Oh that would be a good question to ask her. I think your answer would be a fast trip to the feelings doctor.”

“Still wouldn’t it be great if she got an image of one.”

“You’ll never know till you ask. By the way keep me out of it.”

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt – Claims

The idea of a finger-point prompt is to open a book at a random place and, without looking, point to the page. The word or words closest to the pointing finger becomes the prompt. For example, today, I opened The Last Drive to page 151. The word closest to the pointing finger is “claims.”

Claims by John W. Howell © 2023

“Her father was a no count. Claims he has a bad back.”

“What are you doing?”

“Singing a song.”

“I can’t get the tune, but the words sound familiar.”

“Polk Salad, Annie.”

“Could have fooled me. I thought you were singing “Ring of Fire.”

“The words don’t match.”

“Well, your tune is one I never heard connected to the song.”

“I guess I have a tin ear.”

“The man claims to cover his music ineptitude.”

“By the way. I was very happy here by myself.”

“I’ll bet. I just came from the insurance office.”

“What were you doing there?”

“Had a couple of claims to sign.”

“What kind of claims?”

“Remenber that guy who backed into my car.”

“Yeah. That is one claim.”

“The guy behind me had damage when my car hit his.”

“Oh. I didn’t know. Makes sense there would be two claims.”

“Three.”

“Three? How.”

“The guy behind the guy behind me.”

“You are making my head hurt. Is everything okay?”

“Yup. Everyone is happy.”

“That’s good. Well, I’m off to get lunch.”

“Oh yeah? Where you going?”

“To the clam shack to stake my claims on some clams.”

“”I think we are done here.”

“I hope.”

Views of the Neighborhood – Looking for Blooms

Today we are going to cruise the neighborhood looking for anything blooming. It is still a little early for the crape myrtles to be fully out, but maybe we can catch a glimpse of some early bloomers. We are being catered by Salt Lick BBQ of Driftwood, TX. Our entertainment is The Turtles.

Menu

Picture of an old time school bus

So let’s get on the bus.

Let’s start with a rainbow that signaled some welcome rain.

A large magnolia in bloom.

A Mexican butterfly weed.

White crape myrtle just starting.

Pink crape myrtle also just beginning.

Red roses.

A lighter shade of red rose.

Pink roses.

Russian sage.

Purple salvia.

Vitex is in bloom.

Lantana.

Another white crape myrtle.

A fabulous Vitex.

A fountain with water surrounded by vincas.

That is the tour this week. So let’s have some food and listen to the music.

 

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – Sink/Sank/Sunk

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

 

The soft whirr of beans meeting blades is followed by the olfactory stimulation that only coffee can produce before hitting the cup in a consumable form. The steady flow of the intoxicating liquid is finished with a cap of crema that only a machine with instrument DNA can produce. There it is. My route to survival. A sip confirms the road ahead will be paved with good intentions, a big ole smile, and a few sinkholes.

As the chimes awake the heretofore sleeping dogs, my eye goes to the small sign on the counter that reads, PLEASE DO NOT RING THE DOORBELL. Another day of a forgotten install above the doorbell sank the quiet and is rewarded with the sound of a pack of wolves chasing a panicked elk through a forest of aluminum trees. As the Westminster chime drones through its complete cycle, the din of the mayhem reaches the acme of volume somewhere in a decibel range of eardrum bleed.

A handful of treats tossed into the next room brings the sound of silence to the entryway. Moving through the security system bypass allows the front door to be thrown open. Standing there is a mob character in a pin-striped suit right out of central casting. The only detail missing is the violin case hiding the Thomson submachine gun. My hopes have sunk to a new low when he mentions the boss would like a conversation. “Who’s the boss?” comes out of my mouth before a reasonable edit.

“Yeah, I liked dat show. Now quit fooling around and come wit me.”

Not wanting to go with the gentleman, an excuse about the dogs being left alone is made. He seems to understand and hands me an envelope. Inside are two messages. The first is from Linda Hill. It says, Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “sink/sank/sunk.” Use one, use two, or use ’em all and get bonus points. Enjoy! The second is from the boss. It reads, Go with Louie, or he will break both your legs. This would appear to be an offer that cannot be refused. Before leaving with Louie, let me say if you would like to see what other bloggers have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s blog. Here is the link, https://lindaghill.com/2023/05/26/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-may-27-2023/

Sink/Sank/Sunk by John W. Howell © 2023

“I would say this is taking a nasty turn.”

“Well, if you consider the mob, I would agree.”

“What are you going to do?”

“Go with Louie. What else is there to do?”

“What do you suppose the Boss wants?”

“I’m guessing it is connected with the statue.”

“Man. Everything is in this story but the kitchen sink.”

“Stay around a while. It may get added.”

“I think your desire to forget the statue just sank.”

“My desire is sunk, alright. But this is how fiction goes.”

“I keep forgetting this isn’t real.”

“Who says?”

“You just said the word fiction.”

“If that is the case, the VooDoo Ranger is a figment.”

“Okay, hold on there. You said fiction, not me.”

“So you believe?”

“Just texted Uber now.”

“Good man.”