Friday JohnKu – TGIF

 

Friday is here again and it is definitely time to lift a margarita. Well, we might have to wait until the day is over. I had an occasion to get a comment on another blog to the effect that I had not offered a margarita to this person when they visited. I need to correct that. Just leave a message and I will give you a top shelf tequila, orange liqueur, key lime juice, agave nectar, margarita on the rocks served in a pint mason jar with or without salt. Also, I have available peach salsa, with white and blue corn chips. There is a little cheese dip well. So if any of this interests you step up and place your order. Today’s JohnKu (a term coined by Words4jp) is all about the margarita. It is titled Soothin’ Syrup

Soothin’ Syrup by John W, Howell Copyright 2014

Green sour citrus,

Orange and agave nectar. . .

Kissed by tequila.

Wednesday Story Day aka Hump Day

 

Wednesday story day again. I can’t believe how peaceful it is here at the coast. I was walking on the beach this morning and there was not a person for about as far as the eye can see. The gulls and pelicans are about the only thing moving around. The nice thing also is the water seems to be calmer and is the prettiest shade of blue. We had some nice rain last week and it certainly helped the flowers. I guess all this talk about the surroundings is to introduce the story for this week. This week’s story is all about taking a moment to enjoy the beauty around you. Our hero Frank is not one to be in the moment, but his friend Dave is trying to help him out. The story is titled Smell the Roses. I hope you like it.

“So Frank what did you do today?”

“Not much Dave. Of course, I went to that damn office and when I got there the boss was in a foul mood. He picked everything I did apart.”

“Like what?”

“Well, he wasn’t happy with the take from yesterday.”

“Not happy? My god, we delivered over fifty grand.”

“Tell me about it. Next time you need to drop off the dough. I have had it with the crap he hands out.”

“You know Frank you need to take some time to enjoy the beauty around you.”

“Whaddyamean, beauty?”

“Well, the boss give you crap so you should find something to look at that gives you  pleasure.”

“Pleasure? I really don’t know what the hell you are talking about.”

“Look Frank. Let’s say you get chewed out. You leave the office and you need to find a flower, nice looking shrub or even a cloud to admire. It will give you some meaning in your life.”

“Okay Dave. We need to go.”

“Promise me you’ll try finding something beautiful.”

“Yeah, I promise. Now let’s go. The bank closes in a few minutes and we need to grab the president and clean out the safe before the automatic lock is engaged. Oh, wait Dave. Look at that rose on the bush over there. Man that’s what I call beautiful?”

“That’s it Frank. Well done.”

Book Review: Occasional Soulmates by Kevin Brennan

Another good review on Occasional Soulmates

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I heard a great deal about Kevin Brennan’s writing talent, but had not read one of his books, yet. He offered ARCs to a few bloggers and I picked one up. I am telling you, I have really been missing something. This guy can write and write well! I am not such a fan of chicklit or romance, but this novel goes much deeper than that.

You can pick up Yesterday Road right now for the sale price of 99 cents. And while your at it, be sure to grab this one. You won’t be disappointed, I’m sure! You can get Occasional Soulmates in digital or paperback.

Book Review: Occasional Soulmates by Kevin Brennan

Dr. Sarah Phelan is creeping up on forty. Divorced and having given up on the .com method of securing a relationship, serendipity brings her a seemingly flawless specimen of a man, Dylan Cakebread. (Okay, nearly flawless.)…

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Occasional Soulmates by Kevin Brennan – Available Today – Review

 

 

Kevin Brennan’s new book Occasional Soulmates launches today and I was very pleased to read this wonderful book. Here is my review (I know, I know I usually don’t do reviews on my blog, but this one is too good to pass up. You can get it  HERE.

Occasional Soulmates  by Kevin Brennan is the second book by this author I have read. The first is Yesterday Road a literary journey of a lifetime which I thoroughly enjoyed. Occasional Soulmates is also a literary masterpiece which I enjoyed even more. This is a story of Sarah a thirty-nine-year-old emergency room doctor who having been divorced is somewhat skeptical of entering another relationship. It is not because of being hurt or disillusioned about the first, but more about the idea of involvement and complications in her life. Her best friend and coach Jules has enough caution about relationships to sink any that could come along. On top of her personal life, Sarah has a mother who is continually pushing her to resume a relationship with her well off sister. The sister made a mistake in Sarah’s mind that she can not forgive or forget. Such a situation keeps Sarah from re-establishing the broken relationship. When the reader meets Ella, the sister there is no doubt Sarah is totally within her rights in not wanting to have anything to do with her.

The last two characters who play a major role in the story are Dylan and Steve. Dylan is an architect and because of his handsomeness and British wit, Sarah falls for him like a ton of bricks. Of course, in the ensuing relationship Jules is a metaphorical representative of the Greek chorus in the classic tragedies continually warning Sarah of the pitfalls of love. Steve is Dylan’s brother and is forced to play a role of truth teller as far as his brother’s activities are concerned. He continually puts his foot in his mouth by giving away family secrets that Dylan wants to be kept quiet.

As I said in the opening paragraph, I enjoyed this book very much. The first item which pleased me to no end is the author chose the first person narrative. This is a personal favorite point of view since it allows the reader to be part of the action from a front-row seat. The narrator has taken the reader into confidence and is sharing personal thoughts about the action. Mr. Brennan has an excellent command of the writer’s craft and handles this point of view deftly and with great skill. The second item is the way the story is constructed. There is a tongue in cheek reference to a relationship novel that the reader comes to believe Sarah is writing. We do come to the point that the reference is more or less rhetorical, but does provide a tight framework for the unfolding story. The third item is the way in which Mr. Brennan writes. He has a magical quality of taking a very few words and exploding those minimal choices into magnificent descriptions. He never slows the plot with tedious overwriting and seems to be almost clairvoyant to the point when the reader wants to move on. The fourth item is the use of dialog the way it should be used. He has few tags to identify who is talking and the miraculous thing is the reader has no question of who said what to whom. The fifth is the fact that Mr. Brennan decided to take on the task of telling the story as a female narrator. I admire his bravery and believe (although I’m not a female) he got it right. It could be he knows some females who could give him advice or he is a god which I suspect.

I liked a lot of other things about Occasional Soulmates   including; character development, scene construction and the final resolution of the conflict Mr. Brennan so richly developed.

This is a book which everyone who wants to enjoy a well told and masterfully constructed contemporary literary tale should pick up. For anyone who wants to be a writer, this book can provide a premier example of how to do it right.

Top Ten Thing Not to Do When having a Garage Sale

 

 

Top Ten Things Not to Do When Having a garage Sale.

This list was inspired by a recent weekend of visiting a number of garage sales in the search of nautical artifacts that were supposed to be available in different locations.

10 If you have a garage sale, do not stock the inventory with all junk. If you do, at best you will look like you are down and out. At worst, you won’t make many sales since everyone has enough junk that looks and smells like yours at home.If you have a garage sale, do not advertise items that you don’t intend to sell. If you do, at best you can tell the folks the item is already sold.

9 If you have a garage sale, do not advertise items that you don’t intend to sell. If you do, at best you can tell the folks the item is already sold. At worst, you may have some early birds who will know the item isn’t sold and will have to deal with the subsequent mob who will convince you to go get the item in question or face walking the plank.

8 If you have a garage sale, do not put a child in charge of collecting money. If you do, at best your child will feel the impatience of the line that has formed since making change is not your child’s life skill. At worst, you may get a pirate who will be tempted to empty the cash box and steal the child to collect money at other garage sales to continue the cycle forever.

7 If you have a garage sale, do not sit in a big overstuffed chair eating chicken. If you do, at best some of your buyers will be disgusted and leave. At worst, you might lose your chicken to the highest bidder and have no say so in the matter.

6 If you have a garage sale, do not offer for sale any clothing that has not been washed. If you do, at best you will end up with the same inventory which you started out the day. At worst, you will be forced to discount the clothes to the point where some pirate will talk you into paying to remove the stuff.

5 If you have a garage sale, do not offer any eight track stereo tapes for sale. If you do, at best your age will automatically be transparent to all attendees over the age of forty. At worst, you will actually get a buyer who will insist on playing the choices before buying and you won’t have a player which this person has in the car and will loan you while staying and listening in your house for the next week since he has nowhere else to go.

4 If you have a garage sale, do not think the Ty Beanie babies are still thought of as rare finds. If you do, at best they will be priced unreasonably and you‘ll still have them at the end of the sale. At worst, you may actually find someone who is in the dark as much as you and who will buy all of them only to return tomorrow with a can of gas and a demand for their money back.

3 If you have a garage sale, do not smoke cigarettes or let one bob on your lip as you are doing a deal. If you do, At best many will realize all your items will smell like they have been in a forest fire and leave. At worst, one of your ashes will fall into your precious amber collection and produce a conflagration to rival the eruption of Vesuvius.If you have a garage sale, do not offer alcoholic beverages to those attending. If you do, at best you may have

2 If you have a garage sale, do not offer alcoholic beverages to those attending. If you do, at best you may have way more attendee than buyers. At worst, you may have a party which gets out of hand and makes your neighbors so upset that the next morning you find over ten for sale signs on your front lawn.

1 If you have a garage sale do not forget to post signs on where you are located. If you do forget at best you may miss some interested buyers. At worst your buyers will finally find you with only the thought of revenge in their heart which does not make for a happy customer.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt- Average

 

Today’s prompt as determined by Linda Hill is AVERAGE. If you would like to read more about the Stream of Consciousness Saturday yo can go here: http://lindaghill.wordpress.com/2014/09/19/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-september-2014/ The following is my interpretation of the prompt. It is a story titled “So?”

So by John W. Howell Copyright 2014

“Hey, Frank what yew up to?”

“You a poet?”

“HUH? Wadda ya mean?”

“You, to. You sound like you been in a coffee shop too long.”

“I still don’t get it.”

“That’s cause you are average.”

“Average? What’s that supposed to mean?”

“I am putting out some high-value subtle bits of humor and you aren’t getting it cause you are not a high-level intellect. Just average.”

“Oh, I see what you mean.”

“I’m glad. Makes it easier to get along with me.’

“So Frank since I’m only average I have a request.”

“What’s that?”

“Pay me the thousand bucks you owe me. NOW!”

 

TGIF JohnKu Friday

Friday again. Not sure, but I think this has been one fast week. If seems just yesterday that I did the last Friday post but here it is a whole week later. Makes me wonder where the time goes. I find now my time is pretty well-marked by the number of words written. Of course, doing a blog also give some perspective of how fast the time goes by. I usually do the three regular blog posts which act as mileposts for the week. Monday is the Top Ten Things Not to do, Wednesday is the hump day story and Friday is the JohnKu (a term coined by Words4jp). I do throw in a Tuesday and Thursday blog if there is something going on like a blog tour or maybe some information I want to share. On Saturday, I tie into the Stream of Consciousness prompt. As I sit writing it now occurs to me that in essence I am blogging six days a week. Damn, no wonder the time flies. I gotta think about this for a minute. In the meantime, here is the JohnKu for  this week. It is titled Having Fun, I hope you like it.

 

Having Fun by John W. Howell ©2014

Struggle hard Writing,

Many words pumped every day. . .

Just may not be work.

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Wednesday Story Day – AKA Hump Day

Wednesday story day is here already. Seems like a good thing to have the week more or less zoom by, but we need to remember that life is about the journey, not the destination. Would be a good idea to remind ourselves to live in the moment and make each and every minute count. This week’s story is about making every minute count and of course our boy Frank will be the prime example of not following this advice. The story is titled Moment and I hope you like it.

Moment by John W. Howell ©2014

“So Frank. How can you just lie there watching Tv all day.”

“I find the television to be a source of great knowledge.”

“Oh, sure Frank. Like what knowledge?”

“Well for one I get the latest news.”

“The news in ten second sound bites.”

“Okay, how about the information on shows like Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.”

“Give me a break Frank. Those pieces of information are useless.”

“What if I get on one of those shows. What then?”

“You think they will ask the same questions?”

“I guess I never thought of it before.”

‘So why don’t you get up and do something worthwhile.?”

“I think you are right. I’m going to get up and go out.”

“Now that’s better. Look at you. On your feet.”

“I admit it feels strange.”

“Where are you going to go?”

“Thought I would go to Wal-Mart.”

“Okay, that’s a start. What’s at Wal-Mart?”

“A whole big wall of TVs. See you later.”