“Wait, don’t we need my leash and harness?” “Nope, today is the day you are allowed in the yard with no leash.” “Wow, this is different. Going down the stairs with no support.” “I thought you would like it.” “I do, but it feels different. There is no one leading.” “That’s true. You are on […]

“Hey, Dad. Where did the fence go?” “Well, the doctor said you can move around the house. “so that means I can walk anywhere I want?’” “That’s right. You have free rein.” “Rein? What does that mean?” “It’s a term in horse riding. It means you are free to go where you want to go.” […]

“You know it’s cold out here.” “For heaven’s sake, you have your cougar sweater on.” “We Texas pups aren’t used to this below-freezing weather.” “It is 43 degrees F (6 C). Hardly freezing.” “I think I hear some deer breathing.” “You can actually do that?” “Well, no. Had you going though, didn’t I?” “I guess […]

“I’m just going into the backyard. Why the leash? “We need to protect your leg in case you have a wild moment.” “A wild moment? Haven’t had one of those in weeks.” “Yes, and we must keep it like that until the end of January.” “I don’t know, but visiting the backyard with a chaperone […]

“What’s up with the wire.” “That is your new railing.” “Railing? Why do I need a new railing.” “Did you notice something?” “Notice what?” “You can’t jump off the porch anymore.” “Hey, wait a minute. How do I get to the yard?” “Look behind you. There’s a gate.” “Hold on. The latch is too tall […]

“Twiggy is in her soft prison cell with her Benny wishbone and has a wish for you.” “Thanks, Dad. I am speaking from my position of exile here in my place of incarceration. Even though I’m denied some of the finer things of life, I am grateful for the gourmet food, the roof over my […]

“What are you doing?” “Looking at these ugly runners.” “We put those down so you won’t slip on the tile.” “Did y’all have a choice of colors?” “Those runners are for your protection. Now that you can walk around a little, we don’t need a slip and fall.” ” I appreciate them. It’s just this […]

So today, we have to go for a check-up.” “Excellent. I love Dr Flemming and all the folks at the hospital.” “You need to take care of business before we go.” “Make a will, do you mean?” “No, go potty.” “I said I didn’t have to go. Why don’t we leave already.” “You need to […]