Wednesday Story

 

 

Wednesday is upon us so fast this week. I think I may have some kind of attention problem because as I get older the time seems to go faster. I guess the regulars all read on Monday that Marie Ann Bailey can no longer write for the Top Ten Things Not to do feature on our blogs. The understanding of her need to focus on a few priorities does not lessen the fact I will miss her support and guidance on those posts. I am going to continue posting and am trying to think of some ways to find another victim author who may want to share in the collaboration. I am also thinking of hosting a guest Top Ten List of What Not to do series. Let me ask you, if you would like to guest with a Top Ten list send an e-mail to me at johnhowell.wave@gmail.com. I think also if you would like to collaborate let me know that as well. I think we should start with the guest list and then let you get a taste of what collaboration looks like before you make your decision. The week’s story is about missing someone and features Frank in the role of a person who misses his co-worker. It is titled Missing Me?. I hope you like it.
Missing Me? By John W. Howell ©2014

“Yeah, hello.”
“Hey Frank this is Gerry.”
“Gerry. I am so pleased to hear from you. What a nice surprise.”
“I told you we would stay in touch didn’t I?”
“Yes you did, but you know how that goes.”
“No tell me.”
“People promise to stay in touch, but they never follow-up to make it happen. I’m so glad you called.”
“You miss me there at work?”
“You bet I do. I have to do not only my work, but yours as well.”
“Gee, that must be a pain. They didn’t replace me then?”
“Nope. Just told me to take over.”
“Boy. That’s too bad.”
“Yeah, I know. How about you? How are you doing?”
“Oh, just great. I have a new roommate now and things are better.”
“New roommate?”
“Real strong guy. Keeps the others off my back. It’s great. Oh by the way Frank. Did you ever get that little thing handled for me?”
“Little thing?”
“Yes, you know the bank account. I was to take the embezzlement rap and you were going to set up an account in my name.”
“Gee Gerry there must be something wrong with the line. You on a payphone?”
“You know damn well I’m on a payphone. They don’t allow cellphones in the pen.”
“Hello Gerry. Can you hear me?”

Wednesday is Story Day

 

Wednesday is story day as many of you who go beyond the reader notification know. This Wednesday’s story is inspired by witnessing the behavior of some visitors in our neighborhood. Several homes in our subdivision are part-time residences and sometimes families of the owners take the opportunity to have a cost-free vacation. Our property owner’s association rules do not allow for rentals, so at least we don’t have that issue. One such part-time owner’s house is across the street from ours. It is a lovely Victorian and looks rather peaceful most of the time. For the last two weeks, a few family members of the owner have taken up residence. I really don’t want to complain, but they have broken every rule and custom that our neighborhood holds dear. I suppose they exercise the same respect for their parents’ property as they do for the parents. Anyway, we hope their vacation time is over and they can go back to the trailer park where they obviously live full-time. By the way, the parents are refined and very nice. It’s a shame they obviously spared the rod on this bunch. Here is this week’s story. It is titled Sorry? I hope you enjoy it.

 

Sorry? By John W. Howell ©2014

“Frank I want you to go over to that house and tell those people hanging towels and bathing suits off the street side banisters really looks awful.”

“Now dear there is no rule against hanging towels out to dry.”

“But look at how bad it looks. None of them are even complementary colors and there must be twenty of them. It looks like a scene from the ghetto.”

“I’ll tell you I ‘m a little more concerned about the five cars parked on the street. I wonder if they know there is no on street parking here?”

“I doubt it. Did you see the boys throwing rocks into the pond from our backyard?”

“No. You are kidding me.”

“No I’m not and they were our rocks.”

“You tell them to get lost?”

“No. One of the neighbors hollered at them.”

“Sheesch. Gotta believe they have no sense. Saw them fishing in the pond as well.”

“What. There is no fishing in the pond.”

“Yeah. They were on the neighbor’s bank fishing away.”

“You say anything?”

“Nope. Thought the neighbor should do that. They were on his property.”

“We have to do something Frank. This is just wrong.”

“Okay, I’ll go over. Wait it looks like they are packing up.”

“It does doesn’t it.”

“All is well that ends well. Is that the doorbell?”

“Yes you get it.”

“Okay. I can see it’s one of those people. Wonder what he wants.”

“Go find out.”

“Yes can I help you?”

“I’m George Samples and we are visiting across the street.”

“Yes George what can I do for you?”

“One of my kids hurt his hand throwing rocks and I want you to know we consider the fact that you made rock so easily available to kids really wrong.”

“Sorry. The rocks in my yard you mean?”

“Precisely. You will be hearing from our attorney shortly. I must say you really should make your home more kid friendly. Have a nice day.”

Story Day

 

Wednesday is upon us once again. Not sure I have ever said that before, but at least we are all pretty happy the week is sliding by as smoothly as possible. If it’s not I am sorry and I hope it gets better as time goes on. Before I get into the story today I need to explain a little about the inspiration. I was reading a post by Pam Beckford on her blog  Year Round Thanksgiving project  when I noticed she mentioned a new neighbor at work. In the course of the comments back and forth, I also found out her new neighbor took her parking place. I sort of hinted that such an act was would make homicide justifiable. Pam being the good person she is, would not cotton to the idea, but suggested perhaps my character Frank could do the job. This became the prompt for this week’s story. Also in case you didn’t know it, Pam has a poetry blog simply titled Poetry by Pamela. You can find excellent words there.

The title of the story is Parking Place (of course) and stars my favorite jagoff Fran

Parking Place by John W. Howell © 2014

“We want to welcome you to the firm Frank. If you ever need anything please let us know.”

“Thank you Mr. Talsman. I have certainly looked forward to this day. I think this will be a mutually fulfilling relationship.”

“I’m so glad to hear that Frank. So many young people come in here expecting the company to take care of them. It’s refreshing to have someone who understands it is a two-way street.”

“I will give it my best sir.”

“I’m sure you will Frank. Now I would like you to meet Larry here. Larry is going to show you around.”

“Nice to meet you Larry.”

“Yes. Very nice meeting you Frank. You two go now and good luck. I have to get a move on I have a meeting downtown and I hear the traffic is pretty bad. I didn’t drive to work today so I need to get a cab to the train.”

“Thank you Mr. Talsman.”

“You’re welcome Frank.”

“So Larry tell me all the ways to stay out of trouble.”

“It’s real easy Frank. The only way I have ever heard anyone get into trouble is to take Mr. Talsman’s parking place.”

“Wow. Who would do that?”

“It’s interesting Frank. The spot is not clearly marked. Mr. Talisman’s name is real small and if a person is in a rush it could be missed. One guy parked there and Talsman fired him on the spot.”

“But still. Isn’t it up front?”

“No actually it is in the rear. Mr. Talsman uses the rear door so he can come and go without running into any salespeople in the lobby.”

“In the rear? It wouldn’t be right by the door would it?”

“Yeah. Right to the left of the door.”

“Oh my god. I thought I was lucky that a space was open so close. I think I took Talsman’s spot.”

“Lucky for you he didn’t drive today.”

“Excuse me Frank, Larry.”

“Mr. Talsman.”

“Frank, may I see you in my office please?”

 

 

Wednesday Story Day and Hump Day

 

 

Wednesday at last. This week seems like it is in a contest to see who can move the slowest. Well, we are at the halfway mark and time for a story. The story today is based on a real life experience I had the last week. I have to travel to San Antonio for medical care and each  six weeks I need to have an infusion to ward off the effects of an auto-immune disease which is my body attacking me. Anyway I was traveling along interstate 37 and had just entered the police protectorate zone of San Antonio. The speed limit changes from 75 to 70 just as one crosses the San Antonio River. I have been making this trip for two years and my custom is to adjust my cruise control from 81 MPH in the 75 zone to 70 MPG in a 70.

Well, there I was, cruising at 81, listening to the Classic Queen CD. I was also looking for the pills I’m supposed to take an hour before the procedure. I find the pills, open a water, take the pills and wash them down. All fine and dandy with one exception, I had crossed the demark from 75 to 70 and was preoccupied. A minute after I had the feeling something was wrong, one of San Antonio’s finest was suggesting strongly I pull over. Not wanting to add evasion to an already serious offense (11 miles over the speed limit) I stopped. I pulled off right next to the 70 MPH sign. Unfortunately I had been in the 70 zone for a few minutes and really had no excuse. I guess I could have mentioned my procedure, but one look at the officer and I knew he wouldn’t give a rip. I kept my dignity and didn’t beg for mercy. Lucky for me, since he didn’t give me any. I get to pay $114.00 and the cost of traffic school.  So here is a riff on a traffic stop. Of course, it stars my old pal Frank. Hope you like it.

Traffic Stop by John W. Howell ©2014

“Any idea why I pulled you over?”

“Not only do I not have a clue, but this has never happened to me before.”

“Yes I’m sure. Well I had you at 81 in a 70 zone.”

“81 in a 70? So what?”

“So what? Do you realize how unsafe that kind of speed could be to innocent drivers who get in your way?”

“No one gets in my way. Speaking of in the way, tell me again what gave you the idea to pull me over?”

“First of all sir, I’m going to ask you to calm down and remain in your vehicle. You are in enough trouble without adding any other charges.”

“Any other charges? Are you crazy? You don’t have the authority to add anything. And as far as remaining in my car is concerned I will damn well do what I please. I believe this is an unlawful stop and I just might be forced to swear out a complaint against you. What is your name again? I missed it the first time.”

“My name is Frank.”

“Frank what?”

“I don’t think that is any of your business.”

“Well Frank. Now that you have interfered with police business by detaining me from my appointed rounds. Now that you refuse to identify yourself to an officer of the law when requested. Now that you have demonstrated that you could be a safety risk to yourself and others, you are under arrest. You have the right to an attorney and if you can’t afford an attorney one will be provided by the court. Anything you say, can and will be held against you in a court of law. Do you understand these rights Frank?

Story Day – AKA Wednesday

 

 

Wednesday is the day for a story as you may know. Today’s story was inspired by one of those quaint Ben Franklin almanac quotations. “Let he who drinks his cider alone, catch his horse alone.” I think this quotation speaks volumes about the concept of sharing. If a person cannot find the heart to share the good moments of life, then when the troubles of life show up let that person face them alone. Seems logical, but it never ceases to amaze me how some folks who have no thoughts for others in good times want all the help they can find when things turn bad. This story is about one of those people. It is titled: All About Me and stars my favorite character Frank.
All About Me By John W. Howell © 2014
“I can tell, you think I should help you with this problem.”
“Well, are you going to stand around and watch me struggle?”
“Hum let me see. The last time I asked you for help, you were busy remember?”
“No I really don’t remember. I don’t even remember you asking for help.”
“That’s pretty strange. At the time, you gave me a lecture on how to avoid the problem.”
“Did it work?”
“Hell no Frank. It didn’t work. I needed help getting out of the problem, not some words on how to avoid it.”
“Did you ever get into the same problem again?”
“No never.”
“See I did help.”
“Right now it isn’t so much about me Frank it’s all about you. You are in trouble and you are asking me to help you.”
“Isn’t that what friends are for?”
“If we were friends I would say yes that’s what friends are for.”
“You mean we aren’t friends?”
“Frank for god’s sake. You are asking me for money and the last time I asked you I got nothing.”
“Except good advice.”
“Except advice yes.”
“Say it, ‘good advice.’”
“No I won’t and I’m not giving you any of the money.”
“You are hurting my feelings Gerry. Please say you will give me the money.”
“I don’t think you have feelings Frank and again, no.”
“If I kill you, I can just take the money.”
“I don’t think so Frank. Look around. There is no way out of here. We are locked in the safe overnight sitting on millions. You kill me and take the money and the boss will hunt you down like an animal. You have to wait until the bank opens in the morning and the safe automatically unlocks just like me. Then, like in the plan, we both take the money out of here. That is my final say so on this subject. I can’t believe you are so stupid. Point that gun in another direction before I slap you.”

Wednesday the Day for a Story

 

Wednesday means story day. Last week I posted a story titled Empty Room. There were several of my blogging pals and my daughter who wanted a little more of the story since it seems I left the protagonist Frank telling us something leading to more questions than answers. The story ended with Frank not wanting to buy the house he was looking at because the room, which he wanted to always have available, would not be suitable. So here is the Empty Room Part Two. Maybe there will be more light shed on the situation. To review; Frank said last week: “You don’t know the person. It would have to be perfect. I have to make sure everything is perfect before they come back. They left in the first place because I couldn’t keep everything perfect. This room won’t work.”

Empty Room Part Two by John W. Howell ©2014

“What do you mean they? Who are they?”

“Yeah well, I really don’t want to go into it. The house won’t work and that’s it.”

“Come on Frank. I have been looking all over for a house for you and this one is perfect. Give me something to work with here.”

“Okay I’ll try. Let me tell you a story and then maybe you will understand.”

“Let’s go and sit on the back porch. There are some chairs out there.”

“Off the kitchen right?”

“Yeah follow me. Here, let me open the door. Man, look at this yard. This is killer.”

“It’s really nice. I like that swing set over there.”

“You have kids?”

“No. I told you no before.”

“I-I’m sorry I forgot. Sit here and tell me everything.”

“I used to have a wife. She made my life a living nightmare. She was always leaving me alone for days at a time. She would go away and I wouldn’t hear anything from her until she came back.”

“Did she tell you where she was?”

“No. She always seems unhappy at being back home though.”

“So what happened?”

“Well she finally ran off for good.”

“How do you know for good?”

“I just knew.”

“What did you do?”

“I looked for her and tried to find out where she went.”

“Any luck?”

“Well sort of. I ran into someone who said they knew her. This was in Reno. I went there because she had once worked there. I met her when I was travelling. Anyway, I was showing her pictures around and some guy said he thought she was working in one of the casinos.”

“Was she?”

“I never found her. So I ran an ad in the paper and said that I would always have an empty room waiting for you.”

“But you said they before. Is there another person involved?”

“Uh. . . besides her you mean. You mean associated with her?”

“Yes I guess so.”

“No. She didn’t have anyone but me.”

“Why would you say they then?”

“Well I wrote the story down and I guess I was referring to whoever reads it.”

“You mean this is the story and you wrote down what happened?”

“Well, no it never really happened like it was real. I am a fiction writer and it’s a story I wrote. It is a piece of flash fiction. Here take a look it’s all here.”

“You mean I have been looking for a house for you with this so-called empty room and it is just a story?”

“I’m sure if you were a writer you would understand that I can’t live in a house where the empty room is not perfect. My character deserves to have the empty room perfect, as do the readers. The room in this house is not even close to the room in the story. I actually wrote a part in the story where the house was mid-century with two bathrooms and two bedrooms. One of those bedrooms was to be kept empty in case she came back. In fact this house is exactly like I wrote it except for that room. You Gerry are exactly like I wrote in the story as well.”

“Frank?”

“Yes Gerry.”

“I think you need some help.”

“And I think I’m going to write you out of the story and start over. You don’t seem to get the point. Gerry.”

Wednesday – Story Day and Yes Hump Day Too

 

Wednesday has come around again. This is a good thing since it allows us a momentary rest from the work week in anticipation of finishing out on Friday. I was asked the other day about inspiration for stories which show up on Fiction Favorites on story Wednesday. The question was really, “how do you think up the stories you write?” My answer was a little confusing I’m sure , but it is the truth. My stories come to me when I am doing something other than writing. Since I write these stories the same week they are published, the idea usually comes to me in kind of a flash. I’ll give you an example. This week’s story came to me while I was riding my bike on the beach. I have taken to listening to music while I ride since the guys I used to ride with have all fallen out of the routine. Well anyway, my mix includes a number of different kinds of music from all decades. I was riding against a 24 knot wind and “It don’t matter to me,” by Bread started to play. There is one line in the song that caught my attention story wise. The line, “There will always be an empty room waiting for you,” started the sequence to the story.

So here it is. The title is Empty Room. I hope you like it. Oh yeah, I put the song up so you might listen.

Empty Room by John W. Howell ©2014

“Be careful Frank. I don’t want you to trip on this loose board.”

“Yeah I see it. Thanks.”

“So what we have here is a two bedroom one bath bungalow. Shall we go inside?”

“I like the door with that half-moon glass piece up on top there.”

“This house was built-in the mid-fifties and is now a classic. The style is called Mid Century and it’s all the rage.”

“I grew up in a house like this.”

“Yeah me too. Come this way Frank and look at this spacious living room. There are hardwood floors and even a fireplace.”

“I sure would enjoy that in the winter.”

“Back here is the dining room. You know you could turn these two rooms into one big one for entertaining. I don’t think there is any load bearing walls between.”

“I don’t do much entertaining.”

“Well it was just an idea. Come see the kitchen.”

“Wow this looks like it has been updated.”

“Good eye Frank. You are right. The countertops are granite and all the appliances have been traded out for stainless.”

“I see there is gas for cooking.”

“Yup and you have a microwave right over here. Don’t you love how light this kitchen is?”

“I could really be happy in this kitchen.”

“Let’s go look at the bedrooms and bath. Follow me. Here is the master bedroom. You have to admit it is a good size.”

“It sure is. Is that a walk-in closet?”

“You’re very observant Frank. Yes as rare as they were back in the fifties, this house has a walk-in closet. I have a surprise for you as well. This house is listed as a one bathroom, but in fact there is one connected to this room right through that door. I don’t know why they said there is only one. Go have a look.”

“Wow there is everything in here. A commode and a shower as well. This is very nice.”

“Okay follow me to the other bedroom and let’s take a look at the bathroom on the way.”

“I see there is a full tub and two sinks.”

“Yeah you might have to redo the pink and grey tile, since that was the style back then.”

“I sort of like it.”

“How about this bedroom?”

“Gee it’s kind of small. I don’t think it will serve very well as a bedroom. Maybe an office.”

“Okay then. An office it is.”

“But I can’t have a house with only one bedroom.”

“This has two Frank.”

“No I don’t think so.”

“You have family Frank?”

“No. No I don’t.”

“Then why be concerned about this room as a bedroom.”

“Well it’s a long story─”

“Frank I’m your real estate agent. If there is something about this room I need to know so I can help.”

“I don’t think you can help.”

“Try me.”

“I told someone I would always have an empty room for them.”

“This room would work.”

“You don’t know the person. It would have to be perfect. I have to make sure everything is perfect before they come back. They left in the first place because I couldn’t keep everything perfect. This room won’t work.”

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday – Story and Hump Day

 

a schwinn

 

Wednesday is story day as those who follow (and read) know. Today’s story explores the concept of time travel. I’m sure at one time or another we have all wished we could either go forward or back in order to see how things turn out or to revisit a favorite time. Wednesday is the day when we usually wish we could jump forward a couple of days to reach the blessed weekend. Our story today involves a time warp in which the subject has no idea what is going on. It is titled Brooks Brothers and I hope you enjoy it.

Brooks Brothers by John W. Howell © 2104

 

“Sir. Can you hear me? Sir.”

“Yes son I can hear you. In fact I’m not deaf and you’re speaking too loud.”

“Oh. I’m sorry sir. It’s just you were sitting here staring off and I wasn’t sure if you were still with us.”

“Yes I’m still here. I’m only seventy-three. I’m not yet in a box.”

“Were you just lost in thought then, cause you sure looked like it.”

“I guess so son. I was trying to get my bearings. You see I got on my bike and decided to go to Wendell’s bakery for some chocolate covered donuts. My wife loves them.”

“Wendell’s bakery? Where is Wendell’s bakery?”

“Well that’s what has me thinking. Wendell’s bakery is right on this corner. Elm and First Street. At least it was yesterday.”

“Yes sir, but as you can see there is only this bench and a park on this corner.”

“Thank you son. I figured that out by myself.”

“So why did you think Wendell’s was here?”

“I didn’t think it son. I knew it.”

“Wait a minute. Your bicycle has the name Schwinn on it. When did you get that bike?”

“It’s brand new. I bought it last week. Cost me thirty bucks. The white wall tires were what drove the price up.”

“It’s a beaut. I don’t think I have ever seen such a bike. I know they never had it when I was a kid.”

“As I said I got it last week.”

“I see it has a metal plate on the back. Hummm, it says the City of Royal Oak and has the number 1949.”

“Yeah that’s correct. As I said I just got it last week. Boy you sure have a hard time with simple facts.”

“That may be sir, but I’m not the one who lost Wendell’s.”

“Good point. Sorry.”

“Your shirt and pants look quite substantial and store-bought. Where d’you get them?”

“Why do you care?”

“I have a theory and am testing it.”

“Okay I got these from the Brooks Brothers catalog if you must know.”

“Nineteen Forty-Nine edition I’m guessing.”

“Are you saying this is not nineteen forty-nine?”

“Yes sir I am.”

“What year is it?

“Eighteen forty-nine and I think you are lost.”

Wednesday is Story Day

 

 

Wednesday is the day for a small story. I was asked last week why I write these stories. My answer came quick. I write them for the pure pleasure of doing so. I like to take a break from my novel (#3) and just start a story to see where it goes. These are all written by the seat of my pants and are designed to start in one direction and hopefully finish in another. Also one small feature, they are 100% dialog. I find dialog to be a challenge and therefore fun in and of itself. So here is this week’s offering, I hope you enjoy it

The Dollar by John W. Howell

 

“What you got there?”

“It’s a dollar.”

“Where did you get a dollar?”

“I found it on the street.”

“Oh you did, did you?”

“Yes and I was just thinking on what I want to buy.”

“Whereabouts on the street?”

“Right over there. By the fire hydrant.”

“By the fire hydrant? Don’t you know that is city property.”

“Yeah so?”

“Well that dollar really belongs to the city.”

“It does?”

“Yes it does. You could get in a lot of trouble by not turning it in.”

“What kind of trouble?”

“I’m talking jail time or a fine for stealing.”

“A dollar?”

“Okay suit yourself. Just don’t get caught.”

“Wait. What should I do?”

“Give me the dollar and I’ll turn it in for you.”

“You’d do that for me Frank.”

“Sure we’re pals aren’t we?”

“Okay here. I’m going home now.”

“Okay see ya around. Heh heh.”

“Excuse me kid, but what cha got there?”

“Where officer?”

“In your hand. Looks like a dollar. You didn’t pick it up by the fire hydrant did you? You know that could be considered stealing.”

Hump Day Dump Day – Story Time

This week’s Wednesday story is not about an egg, but is about a poor guy getting dumped. It happens to the best of us and in this case the dumpor waited quite a while to let the dumpee know his status. To make matters worse there is another character involved as well. (gee that is a surprise) Here is the story and I hope you all have a wonderful Wednesday. Count with me. How many days until Friday?

Waiting by John W. Howell ©2014

“Hey Frank I just swung by the post office and they gave me this letter for you.”

“Well thanks. That was nice of them to let you do the delivery especially since you have only been on the island for a couple of days.”

“Well the post mistress said you’ve been on the beach all day and I told her I was coming to see you.”

“Boy in a small beach town there are no secrets.”

“You can say that again. Hope it is good news. The letter I mean.”

“Yeah Bob I wish I could say the same thing.”

“Is it bad news?”

“My wife dumped me.”

“What? I didn’t know you were married.”

“No one was supposed to know. I guess it won’t hurt now to tell the story.”

“What story?”

“She and I were broke so we hatched this plan to take out some insurance and then for me to disappear. We would wait for the statute to run out and declare me legally dead. Well the seven-year statute ran out last week and she now has two million bucks.”

“Wow. Can’t you do something?”

“Naw. If I say anything I could go to prison for fraud.”

“Why’d she dump you?”

“According to the letter she was tired of being alone and fell for some guy named Bob. Hey he has the same name as you.”

“Funny huh Frank.”

“Aw c’omon don’t tell me you are the same Bob.”

“No Frank I am not the same Bob. My name is Bob Peters and I am with the FBI and I have a few more questions for you.”