Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy Gets Two Baths

“Hey Twiggy. Whatcha doing?”

“I’m thinking about a sunbath.”

“That sounds great.”

“Yeah, the temperature is below blowtorch. The sun feels good.”

“Sure looks comfortable.”

“Ahh, this is the life.”

“Looks like you shifted.”

“Need a little shade for my face. A girl has to watch her complexion.”

“I didn’t know that was a consideration.”

“Well, one can’t be too careful.”

“How do you find out about things like complexion?”

“I do my research.”

“Well, let me say I’m impressed.”

“You have to stay up with things these days. Did I just hear Mom calling?”

“Yeah, I heard it.”

“She’s not calling from the patio to join her under the umbrella.”

“No, it sounds more like she’s calling from inside.”

“I guess I better find out what she wants.”

“Did you find out what Mom wanted?”

“Look at me. I’m soaking wet.”

“Ah, bathtime.”

“You coulda told me.”

“That would have been a lose-lose move.”

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt – Pitchfork

I randomly opened The Last Drive to page 195 and, without looking, pointed to the page. The word pitchfork was closest to my finger.

Pitchfork by John W. Howell © 2023

Walking along the dark, rutted road, Silas Yoder turns his head to avoid looking at the pitchfork that a glance lets him know is leaning against the ancient hickory nut tree. A rub of chin whiskers did not contain the temptation to take a second look. A quick shift of his eyes has the same effect as putting a tongue on a frozen flagpole. His gaze is locked on the wretched tool.

It was broken and burning the last time he saw it. Knee to handle, a dose of kerosene, and a three-foot hole made sure no one would ever trace it to that horrible scene. Now, here it is, leaning against the tree, mocking his attempt at concealment. He knew it was the same since the handle still had the stains and prints from his bloody hands.

Trembling, he moves closer with measured steps. He must figure out a way to get rid of that cursed thing before it is found by someone else. As he gets nearer, the tines of the fork begin to vibrate and glow red. A low hum reaches his ears, and he interprets it as a warning. He is now convinced the fork is alive. How can I kill it? Is a question that crosses his mind. Almost like the fork is reading his mind, the hum gets louder and more invasive. Things are moving in time with the hum inside his head. A few stabs of pain let him know he is now in danger. Any more time spent near this fork may prove to be fatal. He decides to turn and run, but his body is not obeying his mind’s commands. He is vibrating like the fork and feeling heat spreading down from his brain.

“So you found him on the old Cutter Road?”

“Yeah, the doc says he died of a heart attack.”

“Why that old guy went walking there, I’ll never know.”

“Yeah, especially after his wife was so brutally killed. Any suspects on that yet?”

“Naw. Looks like she was stabbed several times with an old-fashioned pitchfork. Looks like the work of a maniac.”

“You find the weapon?”

“Not yet. Got a tip to look for a new hole in Yoder’s backyard. Probably a waste of time, but will check it out.”

“A tip?”

“Crazy thing. Came on my cellphone as a text. No way to trace the sender.”

“Maybe a hoax.”

“Maybe, but still need to check.”

“Want company?”

“Sure. let’s go.”.

Top Ten Things Not to Do on a Trail Ride

Today’s post was run on July 17th 2017. I know most don’t do trail rides, but hopefully, you’ll get a chuckle out of the list.

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The inspiration for this list was receiving a photo of a couple who had gone on a trail ride. My last ride was in Aspen, Colorado, but I still remember the experience. We were riding at 8,000 feet in the Rockies, and the sights were hard to describe. Hope you enjoy the list, knowing not many of you take trail rides routinely.

Top Ten Things Not to Do on a Trail Ride

10 If you are on a trail ride, do not think beach wear is appropriate on a horse. If you do, at best, the little chaffing will be soothed by lotion. At worst, a cactus encounter will yield a trip to the ER. (Those thorns certainly make a mess, huh, Buford?)

9 If you are on a trail ride, do not let your horse bite the mount of Tiny, the WWF champ who is on a horse for the first time. If you do, at best, Tiny will keep his seat. At worst, Tiny will be airborne, and once he lands, He’ll want to “talk” to you. (You know Tiny tends to talk with his knuckle megaphone, right, Tex?)

8 If you are on a trail ride, do not think you can ignore your guide. If you do, at best, you’ll not get lost. At worst, you will only be lost until the forest service helicopter spots you. ( How do you like that five-figure search and rescue bill, Ferd?)

7 If you are on a trail ride, do not think your needs are the only ones that need to be addressed. If you do, at best, someone will set you straight quickly. At worst, you may find yourself walking back to base by yourself. (It might have been that statement about needing a china plate for lunch that was the last straw, Bosco.)

6 If you are on a trail ride, do not get off your horse unless the guide tells you. If you do, at best, you might find a way on your own to get back on. At worst, you frightened the horses behind you, and now all are running for the barn. (Wonder why no one is talking to you, Pal?)

5 If you are on a trail ride, do not ask if there is a vegan choice for an entrée at the campfire dinner. If you do, at best, the grizzled guide will give you a look not to be forgotten. At worst, your guide will hand you a plate that he swears is meatless. (You should have arranged your choice ahead of time, Buster. Is that something moving in the meatless dish?)

4 If you are on a trail ride, do not forget to take water. If you do, at best, you have to hope the guide has bottled water. At worst you’ll have to drink from the guide’s canteen. (Was that a hint of chewing tobacco backwash in that last drink, Bunky?)

3 If you are on a trail ride, do not irritate your horse. If you do, at best, he won’t dump you on the trail. At worst, at 8000 feet, your horse will decide to trip slightly, giving you the opportunity to apologize. (The apology better be sincere and fast, Roscoe.)

2 If you are on a trail ride, do not think you have to act like John Wayne on a cattle drive. If you do, at best, your fellow riders will ignore you. At worst, yippie yi ki yay is horse language for dump this idiot. (How did you get on the ground so fast, Putz?)

1 If you are on a trail ride, do not try to keep up with your texts and e-mails. If you do, at best, you’ll finally lose a signal in the mountains. At worst, your horse will detect you are not paying attention and will take the opportunity to gallop to the barn early. (Looks like you are barely holding on, Roy. That screaming is very becoming as well.)

 

Views of the Neighborhood – An Other Person’s Treasure.

We are going to take a look at some of the things people have decided they no longer need. Yes, it is another look at the trash. We are catered by Bird Bird Biscuit. Our entertainment is Queen.

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Picture of an old time school bus

So let’s go.

Our first view is a kiddie assortment. Maybe outgrown, but the Salvation Army doesn’t pick up.

Last call.

No more lounging at home. Gotta go back to the office.

More kiddie toys and a questionable piece of art.

Coffee table or hide behind. You decide.

After three nights of wine drinking, the Simpsons decided to recover. Getting rid of the evidence was the first item on the agenda.

All I need is this trash can, this chair, and my remote.

The BBQ side of beef was heavier than anticipated.

 

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – Tune

 

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCSBack home to the Jura coffee maker at last. Humming the tune Yellow Brick Road while waiting for the soothing syrup to make its way into my cup makes the time shorter. The tune has been in my head since it was the last duet sung with my daughter while away. Keeping it in my head also holds the memory of a very special time spent with her, my son-in-law, and the three grandkids.

You see, they are a music family, and when we get together, they cause me to believe that there is some music in my bones as well. Being a realist allows me to play along but not take my participation too seriously. They have a studio with all the sound equipment needed to make the experience feel real. It is so much fun.

So the coffee is ready, and the tune will stay for a while. Since this is Saturday, there should be some kind of delivery of a note from Linda Hill. The silence of the place raises the fear of being forgotten. Suddenly my phone rings and when answered a recorded message intones. Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “tune.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!

If you would like to see what other bloggers do with the prompt, visit Linda’s blog. Here’s the link. https://lindaghill.com/2023/08/25/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-aug-26-2023/

Tune by John W. Howell © 2023

“Well, this was low-key.”

“I think I’m still getting over the trip.”

“Oh, come on. How could a little four-day vacation be that tiring?”

“You’d sing a different tune if you knew my family.”

“Type A’s?”

“Squared. Never a dull moment.”

“But fun?”

“Oh yeah. Ton’s of fun.”

“There must be a story connected with the Yellow Brick Road tune. Like, who played the munchkins?”

“This was the Elton John version. There were no munchkins. No story except we both wanted to do it together.”

“I see.”

“Time for Uber?”

“He’s already here.”

“I see a garbage truck over there. Is that him?”

“No. Of course not. It’s the gravel truck behind him.”

“What’s wrong with a simple car?”

“Hey, come on. Pulling up to the front of the pub in a T680 Kenworth is more fitting to our lifestyle.”

“Your lifestyle you mean.”

“Well okay. But still it turns heads.”

“In pity I’m sure.”

 

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay Good News

A coral reef – SWNS

 

Today’s good news comes from the Good News Network. Here is the story in its entirety.

4 Decades of Data Suggests Pacific Coral Reefs Can Acclimatize to Warming Oceans and Resist Future Bleaching

Data collected over the last 40 years at a remote coral reef within the territorial waters of Palau has shown that corals are more adaptable to warming oceans than previously thought.

In fact, they’ve already adapted—potentially at a rate of 0.18°F per decade, and the researchers say that established models for coral bleaching events should be updated to presume an enhanced capacity for these stunning underwater ecosystems to sustain themselves over the decades.

The Newcastle University-led study focused on the Pacific Island nation of Palau and drew on decades of field observations, as well as many possible future coral bleaching trajectories for Palauan reefs, each with a different simulated rate of thermal tolerance enhancement.

They found that if coral thermal tolerance continues to rise throughout the 21st century at the most likely historic rate, “significant” reductions in bleaching impacts are possible.

“We quantified a natural increase in coral thermal tolerance over decadal time scales, which can be directly compared to the rate of ocean warming,” said study lead author Liam Lachs.

The researchers say that high-frequency bleaching can be fully mitigated at some reefs under low-to-middle emissions scenarios where, for example, the Paris Agreement commitments are fulfilled.

“We know that coral reefs can increase their overall thermal tolerance over time by acclimatization, genetic adaptation, or shifts in community structure; however, we know very little about the rates at which this is occurring,” said study co-author Dr. James Guest.

“This study uses data from a remote Pacific coral reef system and estimates the rate of increase in tolerance since the late 1980s. The results provide some hope that reefs can keep up with increasing temperatures, but only if strong action is taken on climate change.”

To survive amid climate change, the researchers say coral communities need to endure progressively more intense and frequent marine heatwaves.

The Newcastle team’s findings reveal that the thermal tolerance of corals in Palau has likely increased at a rate of 0.1°C per decade since the late 1980s.

The researchers say that the increase suggests that natural mechanisms, such as genetic adaptation, acclimatization of corals, or their symbiotic microalgae, could have contributed to the enhancement of coral thermal tolerance.

Several early models on climate change, global warming, and ecological degradation have been shown to be incorrect over the years, including the effects of ruminant agriculture on greenhouse gas emissions and plastic pollution entering the ocean—which GNN recently reported could have been overestimated for years by a factor of 30.

On corals, some scientists aren’t waiting to see if they can adapt at their own pace. Researchers in Florida are breeding corals that are specifically identified as carrying genetic adaptations that make them less vulnerable to heat and acidic water.

The good news here is as the world struggles with the effects of global warming, the coral reefs are adapting to the changes. Today’s JohnKu talks about the global warming situation. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

Global Warming by John W. Howell © 2023

Global warming worries,

Are First World concerns today . . .

Need Third World buy-in.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy Needs a Nap.

“Hey Twiggy. Are we playing with Be Mine today?”

“I don’t know. I thought it would be a good idea, but..”

“But what? You love Be Mine.”

“Yeah, I do, but usually we pay inside and there is something off about outside.”

“Okay, go inside, and I’ll bring Be Mine in.”

“Thanks, Dad. I’ll make the play-no-play decision when we get in there.”

“Well, there it is. You want me to toss it or something?”

“Thanks for bringing it in. I’m having a little crisis of toy play.”

“Crisis? How could you possibly have a crisis over toys?”

“Well, let me ask. Have you ever had some indecision over your writing?”

“Sure I have. Now that you mention it, some crisis, too.”

“So there you have it. Writing is important to you, and toys are important to me.”

“Never thought of it that way. So what are you doing about it.”

“I’m coming over to sit with you and take a few minutes to think.”

“What conclusion have you come to?”

“There is something about Be Mine. An aftertaste, maybe.”

“Do we need to replace Be Mine?”

“Hummm. That might be a little drastic.”

“So what do you think we should do?”

“Well, Be Mine is one of my favorites after all.”

“That’s true.”

“Do they make a bacon spray?”

Sally Cronin is Featuring The Last Drive Today

I just returned from the family outing and want to share that Sally G. Cronin is featuring The Last Drive on her Share An Excerpt series of her Smorgasbord Book Promotions 2023.

Sally is the most supportive person of indie authors currently on the planet. A regular visit to her blog will keep you thoroughly updated on what is going on with health, humor, and all things authorly. She also has terrific books to check out as well.

So, head over and wander around her place. Here is the link.

I have disabled comments, but Sally would be delighted to hear from you at her place.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Her Ball

“How about playing with your ball?”

“Give it a toss and I’ll go get it.”

“There you go.”

“I got it.”

“Bring it here, and I’ll toss it again.”

“Not sure I want to chase it.”

“So what are you going to do?”

“Love on it. What else?”

“Why are you at the door?”

“Loving on a ball is an indoor activity.”

“I see. So you are surrounded with comfort.”

“Oh, dad, you are so wise.”

“Does that taste good?”

“Look at this tongue. What do you think?”

“I guess it does.”

“It sure does. Sometimes, there is nothing finer.”

“I’ll take your word. By the Way. We are taking a blog break until next Thursday. I have a family thing to attend.”

“So that is the day I’m here normally, right?”

“Right.”

“So you are taking a blog break until next Thursday.”

“You are so right. Mom staying?”

“Yup.”

“Have fun.”

“Thanks.”

 

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt -“Lower.”

Today, I opened The Last Drive randomly to page 157 and, without looking, pointed to the page. The word under my finger is lower, which is the prompt today.

Lower by John W. Howell © 2023

“Higher or lower?”

“I don’t know. What do you think?”

“Well, from here, it looks like it could be a little higher.”

“Sorry, you cut out. What did you say?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Yes, I can now. You were breaking up. So, higher or lower?”

“I would say a tad higher.”

“You sure?”

“Well, it’s just my opinion.”

“You know, once I make this eyebrow cut, it is forever.”

“We’ve been working on this damn Black Hill of rock for five years. Of course, I know.”

“Now, now. Let’s stay calm.”

“I swear. This project is unending. I don’t know why you talked them into it.”

“It’s been a dream.”

“Okay. Well, my feet are freezing. I need to go in. Tonight, we’ll drink to a perfect eyebrow on Teddy’s face. You think they’ll name this place after you?”

“It’s still Mount Rushmore. I think that’s the name it should keep.”

“Be careful up there.”

“Sorry, you’re breaking up.”

“See you at dinner.”

“What? Ugh, damn wireless.”