Views of the Neighborhood – Deer Check

With so little going on around town, I thought we would take a moment to check out the deer. We are catered by Le Calamar of Austin. Our entertainment is Steve Martin, Jackson Browne, and Alison Brown

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Steak Tartare pain de mie, comte

Picture of an old time school bus
Let’s get going.
There they are approaching the carrot handout spot at my house.
Gotta be careful when the miser is getting on his bike.
“Okay, Bud. There is nothing to see here. You can take that bike and underlay burro.”
“Now that he’s gone, we can eat in peace. Come on, ladies. It’s safe.”
The first brave doe.
The rest of the ladies enjoy their carrots.
A different group in the sun.
This year’s fawn.
Looks like he wants me to move on, too.
The deer seem happy and healthy, so it is time for food and music. I hope you have a delightful week.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Chapter”

The machine delivers a nerve-saving cup of steaming elixir. The first sip signals the low caffeine warning horn inside my head that a new chapter of addiction satisfaction has begun. The second sip is accompanied by the ever-present Westminster chimes of the front doorbell, indicating another idiot ignoring the “do not ring the doorbell” sign that covers the doorbell.

The barking of Twiggy and Tempeste threatens to crack windows and plaster, so a bone is tossed into the soundproof room, and when the two hounds of Baskerville go inside, the door is slammed. The silence almost caused the eardrums to implode. A check of the security monitor predictably shows the image of someone who looks like Daffy Duck. The usual conversation takes place about a signature for an. envelope, so, with a sigh, the security shutdown process begins.

The SWAT team needs to be put on standby. A quick text to the leader confirms that status. Also, the flight of A-10 Warthogs must be diverted. Another call to the commander puts that worry to rest. The SEAL team needs to be called off, and a call to the leader makes that possible. The MH-60 Jayhawk Helicopter hovering over the house is diverted. A call to the tow truck driver stops the deployment of an M1A1 Abrams Tank. The control panel simplifies the shutdown process of the security system. The boiling oil vats are put on standby, the turret mortars disengaged, the Trebuchet on safety, the concertina wire rolled, the Claymore mines reset, the tower Gatling guns on safety, the moat net dropped, the alligators fed, and the IEDs and shoulder-held rockets put away.  The Proton torpedoes switched off. The gamma ray beams covered. The high-powered maser guns switched to standby, and the nanorobots were chained in the basement. The Klingons are called back, and the Targ is caged. Robbie’s Bot is sent to the basement.  The Tasmanian Devil is directed to the food in his cage, and the door drops. The locks on the door are thrown. And the door opened.

The duck points to a line on the clipboard for my signature. After signing, he gives me an envelope. Before his little web food gives the classic tip gesture, he gets the tip of the day. “Remember the Chinese proverb: ‘Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still.'” Before the duck can react, the front door is locked and the security system reactivated.

The envelope is from Linda Hill. Inside is a message. It says, Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “chapter.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!

To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2026/02/06/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-feb-7-2026/

Chapter by John W. Howell © 2026

“So, what’s the next chapter?”

“Next chapter of what?”

“Of our blogging lives.”

“Whatever do you mean?”

“You’ve been running this coffee bit for a while now.”

“Yeah, so?”

“Readers get tired.”

“Yes, they do, but each time we test the viability of this segment, it still has interest.”

“Gotta wonder why.”

“I think it is comfortable and usually has a smile or two connected with it.”

“Not to mention my contribution of the Uber.”

“Yes, a significant contribution.”

“How about that one over there?”

Photo by Dan Antion

“Now we’re talking. That sedan is riding in style.”

“One thing, though.”

“Figures.”

“We have to go with the driver to a Bonny and Clyde biographic shoot.”

“Sounds like fun. Let’s go.”

“It should be, till the bullets fly.”

“You serious?”

“Naw, just playing with you.”

“Okay then. Let’s go.”

 

Friday JohnKu – AKA – TGIF – Fri-Yay/Good News

Schatborn, Peter. “Young Lion Resting” (2017). In The Leiden Collection Catalogue, 4th ed. via Sotheby’s

Today’s good news story comes from the Good News Network.

Billionaire Tom Kaplan Auctions Rare Rembrandt Lion Drawing for $18M to Help Save the Animal it Depicts

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy, Tempeste, and the Robot

“Twiggy. Wake up. That thing is here again.”

“Uh. Please let me nap. That thing is always somewhere.”

“But not right here in our sanctuary.”

“Yeah, only once a week.”

“I don’t trust it. It makes a weird noise.”

“It is picking up dirt and hair.”

“Look, it wants me to move. I think it should move.”

“Don’t be a baby. Just get out of the way.”

“Okay, but only cause you say so.”

“Oh, brother. Next, you’ll want to give it a panther treatment.”

“Good idea. The panther gets into its striking position.”

“I hope that thing doesn’t have an electrified defense system.”

“Wait. You think it might?”

“You never know. If I were an AI machine, you better believe I would have a zapper like nobody’s business.”

“There’s Dad. I’m going to ask him.”

“That’s a good idea.”

“Dad. Does that bot have a shocking defense system?”

“I can’t imagine where you got that idea, but her initials are Twiggy. No defense systems at all.”

“Then it’s okay for me to give it a panther lesson?’

” I wouldn’t do that. Although it has no systems of its own, it is under the protective cover of Mom.”

“Say no more. That’s even more powerful than a shock.”

“Smart dog.”

 

Tuesday – Anything Possible – Finger Point Prompt – “Trash”

 

Today, I randomly opened The Power of Three by Teri Polen to page 67. With eyes closed, I pointed to the page. The word closest to my finger is “trash.” That is our prompt today.

Trash by John W. Howell ©2026

“When are you going visit the trash young man?”

“Aw, Mom. I just got interested in this puzzle.”

“That’s not a puzzle, it’s just a bunch of sticks.”

“Yeah, and the idea is to make them look like something.”

“Well, mister, you need to put that stuff away and get to the trash.”

“Why do I always have to do the trash?”

“Because you live here and we each need to pull our own weight.”

“What about sister?”

“What about her?”

“I never see her do the trash.”

“That’s because she does other chores.”

“Liked what?”

“Well if you must know, she is at the creek .”

“Doing what? Throwing daisies and making wishes?”

“Hilarious, smart guy. I’ll have you know she is catching tonight’s supper.”

“When did she learn how to fish?”

“Dad taught her.”

“Oh man. I thought that was something special between dad and me.”

“No when it comes to putting food on the table. Now, I think you’d better get moving.”

“Okay, okay. Anything special?”

“Some fruit or salad would be nice.”

“Why aren’t we raccoons like other animals?”

“What do you mean?”

“You know. Hunt and catch prey.”

“Cause we are fat, lazy, and human stuff is easy pickings. Now get to it.”

“Yes, Mom.”

Top Ten Things Not to Do at a Super Bowl Celebration

Photo by Jonny Gios on Unsplash

 

Since the Super Bowl is this weekend, I thought I would pull some advice from a January 26th, 2015, post. It all seems to be relevant.

Top Ten Things Not to Do at a Super Bowl Celebration

10 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not arrive wearing team clothing for a team that is not playing. If you do, at best, everyone will think you are a sore loser or are drunk.  At worst, the crowd may come to the conclusion you’ve had a stroke or burst aneurysm and call for EMT support, and you will end up watching the game on a fifteen-inch screen next to the nurse’s station while waiting for an attending physician.

9 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, remember that many people like to watch the ads. If you forget and stand in front of the TV during commercial time, at best, you will be called many names in the process of getting you to move. At worst, the most enormous guy in the room, wanting to demonstrate his downfield tackling expertise, will use you as his dummy.

8 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not carry in your famous crab dip that must be kept at forty-two degrees or become a hazardous waste site. If you do, at best, the temp will stay near the required amount, and only one or two will be overcome. At worst, there will be no way to keep the dip cold enough, and you will have singlehandedly wiped out a full production day on Monday for several of the attendees, not to mention hurried trips to the ER for a prophylactic pump of the stomach

7 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not believe your host’s offer “to make yourself at home.”  If you do, at best, you will be embarrassed when someone asks you to take your feet off the couch. At worst, you will be totally shocked to discover the room you decided to use for a bath is the overflow bathroom for the party, and you will spend a good amount of time under the water.

6 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not be tempted to look into any drawers or behind any closed doors. If you do, at best, only the homeowner will notice the disturbed contents. At worst, the host, being a techie nerd, has installed cameras in each room, which play back on the fifty-inch screen that is beside the game screen to the amusement of everyone at the party. (Except the one you came with)

5 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not think that since the drinks are free, you should help yourself to the point of being over-served. If you do, at best, you might make a complete ass out of yourself, which others will find typical of a lowlife. At worst, you will find yourself disoriented while actively looking for the bathroom, which you imagined you had found in the large bureau in the corner of a spare bedroom, shortly before passing out on the carpet.

4 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not think your duty includes eating a portion of everything that is laid out on the buffet table. If you do, at best, several people will believe you have lost your job or are recently divorced.  At worst, your pile of food will be an indication that you need an intervention, which will be organized to take place after the game, to the embarrassment of you and the person with whom you attended the event.

3 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not be the first to suggest some kind of gambling scheme for the game. If you do, at best, several guests will think you make a living that way. At worst, you will have several disputes around who really won and will be forced to double-pay several to keep the peace.

2 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not become overly obnoxious when your team is ahead. If you do, at best, the lead will be short-lived. At worst, someone will take exception to your attitude since they feel bad about their team being behind. As much as they have tried to remain under control, as they learned in group therapy sessions, they are just beginning to lose their grip on reality while holding your shirt.

1 If you are attending a Super Bowl celebration, do not even think of driving your car if you have been drinking. If you do, there is no best or worst, just the potential for disaster for you or an innocent bystander.

Views of the Neighborhood – Leftover Holiday Decorations

Now that all the ice is gone from the neighborhood and the holidays are past, let’s take a tour and see how many decorations are left over. We are catered by Aba in Austin. Our entertainment is NSYNC.

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BLACKBERRY DROP BISCUIT – blackberry compote, balsamic whipped cream

AVOCADO TOAST  – pomegranate, preserved lemon, mint

AÇAÍ BOWL – blueberry, banana, pomegranate, dukkah, coconut, mint

KHACHAPURI – baked egg, cremini mushroom, graviera, green onion

SHORT RIB SHAKSHUKA – local eggs, spicy harissa, graviera, roasted potato

KEFTA & EGGS – lamb & beef kefta, fried eggs, tzatziki, lemon dill rice

SHAWARMA-SPICED SKIRT STEAK & EGGS – fried eggs, crispy potato, tzatziki

JERUSALEM BAGEL & SMOKED SALMON SPREAD – sumac red onion, tomato, caper, labneh

Picture of an old time school bus

Let’s get on the bus.

Okay, we have some wreaths and lights. It could be a winter decoration, but maybe not.

Deflated penguin from Frozen. Not only left over but sad.

Definitely left over lights and a hat. Let’s not even discuss the green folks, dragons, and other stuff.

Definitely need to come down. Leftover decorations.

Holiday decorations for sure. I hope whatever is in the packages is water- and freeze-resistant.

Holiday lights for sure, unless these folks need the light to find the front door.

Could be playmates for the deer in the neighborhood. Nah. Leftover decoration

A beacon for the mail person? I don’t think so. Leftover decoration.

Yes, I had to take the photo from behind, but it still counts as a leftover decoration.

At least it is out of the house. So it doesn’t count as a leftover decoration.

We have finished the tour, and it is time for food and music. I hope you have a lovely week.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – Prompt – “Scratch An Itch”

A picture of a string with drops of water- the logo for SoCS

A big ole mug of hot steaming golden elixir will scratch an itch that is accompanied by the screaming klaxon, low caffeine warning horn in my head. The salvation is delivered quickly, and the first sip reminds me how dependency can rule your life. The second sip is accompanied by the Saturday disruption of the Westminster chimes at the front door. Pulling Twiggy and Tempeste off the ceiling and giving them an incentive to enter the soundproof room with a fresh knuckle bone tossed in. Slamming the door brings back the silence that should be the norm for the day.

A check of the security monitor shows a visit from none other than someone who looks like Bugs Bunny. After the usual back-and-forth, it was determined that a signature for the delivery was needed. With a sigh, the process of shutting down the security system begins.

The SWAT team needs to be put on standby. A quick text to the leader confirms that status. Also, the flight of A-10 Warthogs must be diverted. Another call to the commander puts that worry to rest. The SEAL team needs to be called off, and a call to the leader makes that possible. A call to the tow truck driver stops the deployment of an M1A1 Abrams Tank. The control panel simplifies the shutdown process of the security system. The boiling oil vats are put on standby, the turret mortars disengaged, the Trebuchet on safety, the concertina wire rolled, the Claymore mines reset, the tower Gatling guns on safety, the moat net dropped, the alligators fed, and the IEDs and shoulder-held rockets put away.  The Proton torpedoes switched off. The gamma ray beams covered. The high-powered maser guns switched to standby, and the nanorobots were chained in the basement. The Klingons are called back, and the Targ is caged. Robbie’s Bot is sent to the basement.  The locks on the door are thrown. And the door opened.

After signing on the spot indicated, the Bugs look-a-like hands me an envelope and holds his paw out for a tip. “Here’s my tip. When it is scary to jump, that’s when you jump.” With that, the door was closed with me behind it. The envelope is from Linda Hill, and inside is a message. It reads: Your prompt for #JusJoJan the 31st and Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “scratch an itch.” Use it any way you’d like. Have fun!

To see what others have done with the prompt, visit Linda’s post. Here is the link. https://lindaghill.com/2026/01/30/the-friday-reminder-for-socs-jusjojan-2026-daily-prompt-for-jan-31st/

Scratch an Itch By John W. Howell © 2026

“Pretty blunt with the bunny.”

“Well, he should know that when it’s time to jump, you have to jump, or you might be afraid to do so in the future.”

“Oh, I get it. Rabbit’s hop.”

“No, it’s a general statement. It’s easy to do stuff when there is no danger of failure. The hard stuff is when the risk of failure is high.”

“Did you go to a seminar this week?”

“No. Just a thought I had while the bunny was on the porch.”

“I see your ice is gone.”

“Yeah. When we moved to Texas, we gave away our snow shovel. So we have to wait for Mother Nature to take care of it.”

“Didn’t you move from California to Texas?”

“Yeah, but we hung on to that shovel for years after moving to California from the Midwest.”

“Who in California would want a snow shovel?”

“Our neighbor had a cabin in snow country.”

“Oh.”

“I need to scratch an itch.”

“What’s that?”

“I think it is VooDoo time.”

“Uber’s over there.”

Photo by Dan Antion

“That’s a 1941 Dodge pick-up.”

“It’s a beauty.”

“It can fit the three of us.”

“Yup.”

“What’s the catch?”

“It’s not bad.”

“Okay, then what is it?”

“We have to help milk the cows for the evening milking.”

“What? I’ve never milked a cow.”

“Don’t worry. It’s all done by machines. All we have to do is feed them.”

“How many?”

“Um. Four hundred.”

“You need smacked, you know that?”

“The ride is free.”

“Doesn’t sound free to me.”

“Come on. It will be fun.”

“They said.”

 

 

 

Friday JohnKu – TGIF – Fri-Yay/Good News

Courtesy of DC Snow Heroes / The Mayor’s Office of Community Affairs (via Instagram)

 

Today’s good news story comes from the Good News Network

With major thoroughfares taking priority for District plows and employees, the ‘DC Snow Heroes’ hit the blocks, shovels in hand, to clear sidewalks for the elderly, the young, the disabled, or even just the overwhelmed.

Organized by the mayor’s office, Serve DC is a volunteer program that includes a special segment whose mission it is to shovel snow and clear ice—both of which had accumulated in the District at the start of this week.

“As a community, we have to stick together, we have to do what we can do for one another, and it’s a lot of people that [are] unable to do things, so that’s where we come in,” David Ford, one of the Snow Heroes, told DC News Now.

“Service is the gateway to all success,” remarked another volunteer when asked why he volunteers his time shoveling snow.

The storm had dumped mounds of dry snow 10 inches high on Sunday, which promptly refroze over the evening, making it treacherous to walk on.

Volunteers cleared both the snow and the ice in front of homes like that of Shirley Thomas, a DC resident who needs a crutch to get around.

“It’s not too many people in the world like that,” she said watching the Snow Heroes do their heroics.

Organized by the mayor’s office of Muriel Bowser, anyone living in the area looking to be a hero, as David Bowie said, just for one day, can go to the Serve DC website.

“It is outstanding… This is really neighbors helping your neighbors, showing the kind of community and love that the mayor thrives off that we are building, and making sure that we sustain a district,” said Lamont Carey, Director of Community Affairs for the Mayor’s Office.

The good news in this story is that people are helping people. The JohnKu discusses Service. I hope you have a super weekend.

Helping  John W. Howell © 2026

No work is greater,

Then that done for another . . .

Grace is in sharing.

Here is a video with the story.

Thursday – A Little Personal – Twiggy and Tempeste Inside.

Here’s what was outside. Meanwhile inside.

“The puma makes a preemptive strike on the panther.”

“The panther is ready.”

“The puma does the famous step over maneuver.”

The panther does a kung fu kick, which takes the puma off guard.”

“The puma decides a clutch hold will work best.”

“The panther works to break the hold.”

“The puma brings the panther to the floor.”

“The panther prepares for another lunge.”

“The puma lets out a terrific roar.”

“The panther bares her sharp, shiny teeth.”

“The puma defends against the attempt at a choke hold.”

“The panther prepares to toss the puma to the mat.”

“The puma breaks away and does the defensive roll.”

“The panther follows up for the kill.”

“The puma grabs the panther in the death squeeze.”

“The panther begins to laugh since the death squeeze seems more like a hug.”

“The puma joins the laughter.”

“That was great, Twiggy. We should do this more often.”

“I agree, but like everything, the time has to be right.”

“Yeah, like when there is ice and snow outside.”